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1  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: TO DA LADIES!!!! can you woooo a man your'e in love with???? (Page 2) on: 17-01-2014 10:13 AM
i don't see any wrongs in it, as much as she loves him, its a matter of expressing herself. except, she just wants to keep thinking about him, while fondling herself, instead of going for the real deal.
2  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: JOKER: "I Will Soon Be Greater Than Nelson Mandela" - Kanye West on: 9-12-2013 08:17 AM
Illuminatti............has started colonizing his Lil Brains
3  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Beverly Osu's mum is so proud of her, best friend Charirty Owoh says on: 13-08-2013 04:57 PM
If its true then the mama is a phyuk
4  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Do You Believe? There Will Be Revolution In Nigeria Soon – T. B. Joshua on: 13-08-2013 04:53 PM
This Prophecy i will be forced to believe, because the Bomb cooking slowly in this country and our Government paying lip service to it.forcing the Taxpayer to suffer from Morning till Night everyday with noting to show forth will one day explode and when it explodes.......DEMOCRAZY will then show its ugly head. Even the Army will not be able to contend the situation when it starts
5  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / VALENTINES DAY on: 14-02-2013 01:42 PM
Am asking a question, and it goes thus

Valentine's Day,
Mother's Day,
Father's Day,
Wedding Day,
Birth Day,
Independence Day,
Children's Day,
Workers Day...................

Does anyone think about the Judgement day?

6  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: "Waka Waka Don Carry Belle" - Please Translate To Correct English [Video] on: 9-09-2012 09:44 AM
ok oh
7  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / LETS RECOUNT OUR CHILD-HOOD HABITS on: 20-08-2012 12:08 PM
Hi Pals,
Which one of these did u always do as a child?

Dip d bread inside the tea?
Mix the entire rice and stew before eating?
Pour dry Garri on your beans porridge?
Share the meat and let your elder Bro/Sis choose first?
Crack the bone and suck out the marrow?
Can't eat the meat until u finish the food?
Use the last meat to finish the remaining soup?
Bite the crown cork and put it back in the coke bottle?
Put the tablet inside the roll of Garri before swallowing?
Licking your plate with your tongue?
After eating biscuit/bread u use your fingers to take off the particles hanging around your gum?

Pls be sincere, its about your childhood habits.
8  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: woman stripped unclad for cheating with married man on: 23-07-2012 10:33 AM
See Blood Shed
9  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Second Phone Conversation Between Farouk Lawan and Femi Otedola [Audio Inside] on: 3-07-2012 06:39 PM
i always tot that this short Lawan was any good..........never knew that short people r only very crafty
10  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE on: 26-06-2012 12:24 PM
1) What is the name of the first Igbo boy to open a shop at Alaba international market
(a) Don jazzy
(B) Anyim Pius Anyim
(c) Gov. Peter Obi

(2) Who addressed herself as a widow while her husband is still alive
(a) Dame Patience
(B) Turai Yar'adua
(c) Stella Obasanjo

(3) Who Strike's the highest
(a) Cristano Ronaldo
(B) Thunder
(c) A.S.U.U
(d) Tanker Drivers

(4) You can sharpen cutlass on Banky W's head
(a) True
(B) false
(c) I don't know

(5) What are the names of the two people that hold hands when you power- on a Nokia phone
(a) Charly Boy and Denrele
(B) Ryan Giggs and John Terry
(C) OBJ and IBB

(6) If the past tense of take is took, the past tense of make is
(a) Mook
(B) Maked
(c) Maken

7)" I have a dream" is to Martin Luther King as "I had no shoes" is to ….
(a) Goodluck Ebele Jonathan
(B) Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida
(c) Olusegun Obasanjo

(Cool What is the plural form of GARRI
(a) Garris
(B) Garried
(C) Garium

(9) If Adekunle Chukuwma Ciroma Finally Passes WAEC, will he write JAMB
(A) Yes
(B) Иo

(10) Nigeria is the only country were to cross a road, you must look left, right and up
(A) True
(B) False
(C) I don't know

I Need Answers Plssssss
11  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Manchester City Defender 'Kolo Toure' Gets Married [Photos] on: 23-06-2012 05:12 PM
Congrats in a relaxed form
12  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Female SEC Director General fight back VIDEO on the allegation on: 21-03-2012 09:44 AM
13  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / A BLIND MAN on: 7-02-2012 09:13 AM
A blind man went into a restaurant. ' Menu sir?' asked the owner.

' Im blind just bring me one of your dirty forks,
i will smell it and order.
The confused owner got a fork. The blind man smelt
the fork with a deep breath 'Yes, i will have the lamb
with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables'.
Unbelievable thought the owner. The blind man ate
and left.
Two weeks later the blind man ...returned. The owner wanting to see how good his smell was,
quickly went to the kitchen where his wife CAROLINE was cooking and said do me a favor and rub this fork over your honeypot!! Which she did.
He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man
takes it to his nose and says
'Ooooooh! Interesting!
I never knew CAROLINE works here
14  Forum / Relationships & Romance / A GIRLS VAL TIME TABLE on: 7-02-2012 09:00 AM
Hi Pals,

I just went through a chick's blackberry phone & saw this on her Calender:

Valentine's Day:

7:30-8:00=Breakfast with James at Genesis,
8:00-10:00=Visit my Big Daddy @ his Office,
10:00-11:00=Wait for Mugu5 @ Kilimanjaro till He comes out for break,
11:00-14:00=Go to swim @ Le-Meredian Hotel with Mr. O'grady
14:00-16:00=Visit my ℓ♥√ع
16:00-17:00=Visit my Choco
17:30=Leave PHC to Bayelsa to spend the nite with my Alhaji. Kareem,


Please Pals Beware & babe's pls what's your own time table's?
15  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Cocaine is now the ‘hottest’ drug in Abuja on: 2-02-2012 07:23 AM
Abuja, everything wants to happen there.................that place is too corrupt
16  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Nigerian Church in US bars Members from contacting family on: 2-02-2012 07:11 AM
Nigerians.....always performing horrible things.
17  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / AIDS PATIENT on: 27-01-2012 08:14 AM
This young man abroad called his mum 2
say he's got HIV. His mum begged
him not 2 ever come back. He was
surprised and asked Why? And she replied, if
u come, your wife go get am and give to your
younger broda, who go give our house
girl n she self go give your papa and your
papa go give me and me go give our driver
who go give your sister. And if your sister
get am, de whole village don get am be
Please put on a smile and have a great weekend my Pals.
18  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / U.S.A No Pass Naija on: 27-01-2012 08:07 AM
U.S.A NO PASS US JOOR... After all!

Dem get Mohammed Alli, we get Bash Alli.
Dem get T. pain, we get T.Maya.
Dem get T.I, we get M.I.
Dem get 2-Pac, we get 2-Face.
Dem Get Beyonce, we get Omotola.
Dem get Lil Wayne, We get Terry G.
Dem get Wiz Khalifa, we get Wiz Kid.
Dem get Hollywood,we get Nollywood
Dem get Silicon Valley, we get Computer Village.
Dem get Mac-Donnalds, we get Mr. Biggs.
Dem get Las Vegas, we get LasGidi.
Dem get Miami Beach, we get Lekki Beach.
Dem get Al Paccino, we get Pete Edochie,
Dem Get Pirate of the Carribean, we get Pirate of Aba.
Dem get Beauty and the Beast we get Stella and Obasanjo
Dem get Mr Bean, we get Mr Ibu,
Dem get American Lotto, we get Baba Ijebu.
Dem fear Al Qaeda, we fear Boko Haram
19  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: MASSOB Gives Nigerian Army 48hrs Ultimatum OR Face War. on: 27-01-2012 08:01 AM
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, that means tension will be rising in the closest Barracks
20  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Omotola Jalade Transforms Life of Widows in Lagos (Before + After Photos) on: 27-01-2012 07:45 AM
thats kind
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