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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / VALENTINES DAY |
on: 14-02-2013 01:42 PM
| | Am asking a question, and it goes thus
Valentine's Day,
Mother's Day,
Father's Day,
Wedding Day,
Birth Day,
Independence Day,
Children's Day,
Workers Day...................
Does anyone think about the Judgement day?
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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / LETS RECOUNT OUR CHILD-HOOD HABITS |
on: 20-08-2012 12:08 PM
| Hi Pals,
Which one of these did u always do as a child?
Dip d bread inside the tea?
Mix the entire rice and stew before eating?
Pour dry Garri on your beans porridge?
Share the meat and let your elder Bro/Sis choose first?
Crack the bone and suck out the marrow?
Can't eat the meat until u finish the food?
Use the last meat to finish the remaining soup?
Bite the crown cork and put it back in the coke bottle?
Put the tablet inside the roll of Garri before swallowing?
Licking your plate with your tongue?
After eating biscuit/bread u use your fingers to take off the particles hanging around your gum?
Pls be sincere, its about your childhood habits. | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE |
on: 26-06-2012 12:24 PM
| 1) What is the name of the first Igbo boy to open a shop at Alaba international market
(a) Don jazzy
(B) Anyim Pius Anyim
(c) Gov. Peter Obi
(2) Who addressed herself as a widow while her husband is still alive
(a) Dame Patience
(B) Turai Yar'adua
(c) Stella Obasanjo
(3) Who Strike's the highest
(a) Cristano Ronaldo
(B) Thunder
(c) A.S.U.U
(d) Tanker Drivers
(4) You can sharpen cutlass on Banky W's head
(a) True
(B) false
(c) I don't know
(5) What are the names of the two people that hold hands when you power- on a Nokia phone
(a) Charly Boy and Denrele
(B) Ryan Giggs and John Terry
(C) OBJ and IBB
(6) If the past tense of take is took, the past tense of make is
(a) Mook
(B) Maked
(c) Maken
7)" I have a dream" is to Martin Luther King as "I had no shoes" is to ….
(a) Goodluck Ebele Jonathan
(B) Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida
(c) Olusegun Obasanjo
( What is the plural form of GARRI
(a) Garris
(B) Garried
(C) Garium
(9) If Adekunle Chukuwma Ciroma Finally Passes WAEC, will he write JAMB
(A) Yes
(B) Иo
(10) Nigeria is the only country were to cross a road, you must look left, right and up
(A) True
(B) False
(C) I don't know
I Need Answers Plssssss | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / A BLIND MAN |
on: 7-02-2012 09:13 AM
| | A blind man went into a restaurant. ' Menu sir?' asked the owner.
' Im blind just bring me one of your dirty forks,
i will smell it and order.
The confused owner got a fork. The blind man smelt
the fork with a deep breath 'Yes, i will have the lamb
with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables'.
Unbelievable thought the owner. The blind man ate
and left.
Two weeks later the blind man ...returned. The owner wanting to see how good his smell was,
quickly went to the kitchen where his wife CAROLINE was cooking and said do me a favor and rub this fork over your honeypot!! Which she did.
He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man
takes it to his nose and says
'Ooooooh! Interesting!
I never knew CAROLINE works here | | | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / A GIRLS VAL TIME TABLE |
on: 7-02-2012 09:00 AM
| | Hi Pals,
I just went through a chick's blackberry phone & saw this on her Calender:
Valentine's Day:
7:30-8:00=Breakfast with James at Genesis,
8:00-10:00=Visit my Big Daddy @ his Office,
10:00-11:00=Wait for Mugu5 @ Kilimanjaro till He comes out for break,
11:00-14:00=Go to swim @ Le-Meredian Hotel with Mr. O'grady
14:00-16:00=Visit my ℓ♥√ع
16:00-17:00=Visit my Choco
17:30=Leave PHC to Bayelsa to spend the nite with my Alhaji. Kareem,
Haba!
Please Pals Beware & babe's pls what's your own time table's?
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / AIDS PATIENT |
on: 27-01-2012 08:14 AM
| | This young man abroad called his mum 2
say he's got HIV. His mum begged
him not 2 ever come back. He was
surprised and asked Why? And she replied, if
u come, your wife go get am and give to your
younger broda, who go give our house
girl n she self go give your papa and your
papa go give me and me go give our driver
who go give your sister. And if your sister
get am, de whole village don get am be
dat!!!!!
Please put on a smile and have a great weekend my Pals. | | | | |
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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / U.S.A No Pass Naija |
on: 27-01-2012 08:07 AM
| | U.S.A NO PASS US JOOR... After all!
Dem get Mohammed Alli, we get Bash Alli.
Dem get T. pain, we get T.Maya.
Dem get T.I, we get M.I.
Dem get 2-Pac, we get 2-Face.
Dem Get Beyonce, we get Omotola.
Dem get Lil Wayne, We get Terry G.
Dem get TIMBALAND, We get DON JAZZY!
Dem get Wiz Khalifa, we get Wiz Kid.
Dem get Hollywood,we get Nollywood
Dem get Silicon Valley, we get Computer Village.
Dem get Mac-Donnalds, we get Mr. Biggs.
Dem get Las Vegas, we get LasGidi.
Dem get Miami Beach, we get Lekki Beach.
Dem get Al Paccino, we get Pete Edochie,
Dem Get Pirate of the Carribean, we get Pirate of Aba.
Dem get Beauty and the Beast we get Stella and Obasanjo
Dem get Mr Bean, we get Mr Ibu,
Dem get American Lotto, we get Baba Ijebu.
Dem fear Al Qaeda, we fear Boko Haram | | | | |
