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1  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Types of noun... on: 10-10-2012 04:14 AM
Teacher: there are different types of noun as we have learnt earlier, (pointing at a student) what is Emeka: a common noun, proper noun, concrete noun or an abstract noun?
Student: ehm... (scratching his head) ooookayyyyy, i now remember. U see, dat time wen one idiot police slap Emeka, he did not move na but he urinated on his pant. The second time d slap landed, his teeth threw out from his jaw but he did not move o. Infact aunty, Emeka is a very very concrete noun.
Class: yeh! yeh!(clappin hands) intelligency, intelligency!
Teacher: idiots, away d applause! By the way Emeka, where is ur front teeth?
2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: You go fair Grammar... (Joke of the Month) on: 20-06-2012 10:10 PM
lolling o! Grin kai! @chummyli: prease o, i luvs dis kind of glamar werra, so, prease i need u as my teachin teacher to teaches me how to spokes conglomerate engrish.  Roll Eyes
3  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Husband & Wife... on: 20-06-2012 10:03 PM
allite o.  Roll Eyes
4  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Crazy boyfriend! on: 10-11-2011 06:29 PM
Thanks pals 4 ya comments, bt one question is still left unanswered. Wit tracy's answer wen confronted by nicky: "he(prince) is my ex-boyfriend dat i told u of, who would stop at notin 2 ruin my life", is there any possibility dat she's innocent? N reasons pls.
5  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Crazy boyfriend! on: 10-11-2011 05:36 PM
Quote from: 50scent on 10-11-2011 01:44 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin
Sad Angry
6  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Crazy boyfriend! on: 10-11-2011 12:09 PM
Tracy had a misunderstanding wit her fiance(nicky) which turned her in2 a punching bag 4 nicky. Cause of d misunderstanding: her fiance(nicky) heard 4rm his friend dat a guy(prince) claimed dat he's dating tracy. Nicky confronted tracy on d issue, bt tracy denied hvn anything 2 do wit prince; explainin dat prince was her ex-boyfriend dat she told nicky of who would stop at nothin 2 ruin her life. Bt Nicky out of uncontrolled anger, turned tracy in2 a wrestlin opponent, n called her a wh*re, infact, d whole nine yards, n was on d verge of drownin tracy in d bath tub b4 his friends intervened, bt by then, tracy was already bleedin thru d nose, n mouth; n almost unconscious. When nicky was asked, he said, 'i hate disloyal ppl, i gave her my all, bt she went on sleepin around, someone i want 2 marry! I'll kill her if i set my eyes on her again'. Nw, tracy is in d hospital, bt in coma. Question: who is to be exonerated here? Does nicky hv any right 2 do such a thing 2 tracy even if she was cheatin on him? Is there a possibility dat tracy is innocent? If u're in tracy's shoes n u're innocent, will u accept nicky wen he comes bck askin 4 forgiveness, n wants u 2 make up wit him?
7  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Sex - Huge Mistakes Men Make In The Bedroom And How You Can Avoid Them: Part 1 on: 10-11-2011 10:53 AM
I see! Roll Eyes
8  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Pilgrims perform devil stoning ritual in Saudi Arabia on: 8-11-2011 10:32 AM
Hmm... Lips Sealed
9  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: LADY KILLS ELDER SISTER OVER SUGAR DADDY on: 8-11-2011 10:22 AM
(Shakin head)Chai! O dikwa vely vely tellible, sorry i mean terrible, n sadenin too.  Undecided
10  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: CCTV 4 PUBLIC TOILET on: 8-11-2011 09:55 AM
Na wa o!
11  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: guyz no b true? on: 7-11-2011 06:14 PM
Na wa o! Undecided
12  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Bloody idiot on: 7-11-2011 06:10 PM
Nice 1 poster.
13  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Have Your Guy Try These 7 Sexy Moves On You on: 7-11-2011 06:06 PM
Quote from: 50scent on  5-11-2011 06:46 PM
no way, na inherit i inherit am but me wan break record
Carry on den! Cheesy
14  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Have Your Guy Try These 7 Sexy Moves On You on: 5-11-2011 06:14 PM
Quote from: 50scent on  5-11-2011 02:52 PM
Quote from: 1daful on  5-11-2011 02:04 PM
which one have you done mr man?

I can whisper it in your ears  only
Minister for women affairs! Thumbs up, bt tk it easy o. No make d job kill u o!
15  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: “I’m in Love With Him, But He’s Homeless” What should I do ? on: 5-11-2011 05:58 PM
Quote from: Ajento on  5-11-2011 04:41 PM
Why not ask him all these questions and tell him your mind and see what his responses will be. Don't make it more complicated than it should be, ask him directly and decide for yourself.
Supported! No more, no less.
16  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: My Question on: 5-11-2011 05:53 PM
Hia, see question o!
17  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Na joke o! on: 5-11-2011 05:37 PM
No be small thing o!
18  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Bring Your Daughter to Work Day on: 5-11-2011 05:29 PM
19  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Man kills wife with homemade missile on: 13-08-2011 03:36 PM
Which kind yeye missile accident be dis one, na? Missile!
20  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 23 Years Old Nigeria Musician Joins 62 Years Old Wife In U.S on: 13-08-2011 03:31 PM
Quote from: Steelamazon on 13-08-2011 03:29 PM
23, n 62? D dude 4 come marry my grandma, na. Love ni. Mtcheewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
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