Teacher: there are different types of noun as we have learnt earlier, (pointing at a student) what is Emeka: a common noun, proper noun, concrete noun or an abstract noun?
Student: ehm... (scratching his head) ooookayyyyy, i now remember. U see, dat time wen one idiot police slap Emeka, he did not move na but he urinated on his pant. The second time d slap landed, his teeth threw out from his jaw but he did not move o. Infact aunty, Emeka is a very very concrete noun.
Class: yeh! yeh!(clappin hands) intelligency, intelligency!
Teacher: idiots, away d applause! By the way Emeka, where is ur front teeth?
 

lolling o! kai! @chummyli: prease o, i luvs dis kind of glamar werra, so, prease i need u as my teachin teacher to teaches me how to spokes conglomerate engrish. 

allite o. 

Thanks pals 4 ya comments, bt one question is still left unanswered. Wit tracy's answer wen confronted by nicky: "he(prince) is my ex-boyfriend dat i told u of, who would stop at notin 2 ruin my life", is there any possibility dat she's innocent? N reasons pls.

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Tracy had a misunderstanding wit her fiance(nicky) which turned her in2 a punching bag 4 nicky. Cause of d misunderstanding: her fiance(nicky) heard 4rm his friend dat a guy(prince) claimed dat he's dating tracy. Nicky confronted tracy on d issue, bt tracy denied hvn anything 2 do wit prince; explainin dat prince was her ex-boyfriend dat she told nicky of who would stop at nothin 2 ruin her life. Bt Nicky out of uncontrolled anger, turned tracy in2 a wrestlin opponent, n called her a wh*re, infact, d whole nine yards, n was on d verge of drownin tracy in d bath tub b4 his friends intervened, bt by then, tracy was already bleedin thru d nose, n mouth; n almost unconscious. When nicky was asked, he said, 'i hate disloyal ppl, i gave her my all, bt she went on sleepin around, someone i want 2 marry! I'll kill her if i set my eyes on her again'. Nw, tracy is in d hospital, bt in coma. Question: who is to be exonerated here? Does nicky hv any right 2 do such a thing 2 tracy even if she was cheatin on him? Is there a possibility dat tracy is innocent? If u're in tracy's shoes n u're innocent, will u accept nicky wen he comes bck askin 4 forgiveness, n wants u 2 make up wit him?

I see!

Hmm...

(Shakin head)Chai! O dikwa vely vely tellible, sorry i mean terrible, n sadenin too. 

Na wa o!

Na wa o!

Nice 1 poster.

Carry on den!

Minister for women affairs! Thumbs up, bt tk it easy o. No make d job kill u o!

Supported! No more, no less.

Hia, see question o!

No be small thing o!

 :'(

Which kind yeye missile accident be dis one, na? Missile!