There was a man who did not go 2 church but would go searching for animals. one day,he met a bear in the forest & began 2 run.the bear chased him & the man fell down. He began 2 pray that the bear should not eat him.when the bear closed its eyes the man was happy but the bear still ate him up.
One day a teacher askd his pupils 2 draw a cow eating grass. wen d teacher got 2 terry, he observed dat his paper was blank, he askd him dis question. Teacher:Where is wat i tld u 2 draw? Terry:I draw bt d cow had eaten d grass & wen out, if u had come earlier, u wuld ve seen it.