:'( :'(

@skypon2002,it seems u dn't undstand simple jokes.read again.

a couple was discusing family finances. The husband xploded, 'if it weren't 4 my money,the house wouldn't b here! The wife replied, 'if it weren't 4 ur money i wouldn't be here.'

a phcn official goes around a street n lagos state 4d colection of nepa bills,som paid while som dat were unable to were disconected.so,at night dos disconected put on candle light but dis official was frustrated nd goes to each house to switch off d candle light nd says 'pay ur bill'

i almost had a psychic girlfriend,but she left me b4 we met.

tink wel nxt tym.

i luv dis.

notin dey hapen..!funny.

try nxt tym.

e beta 4 dis pb4s.i dey feel u joo honeypotface.

funny joor...!

got none yet but,fishsticks.

@missbarbie,seems we offer d same course,i'l luv 2 meet ya.sex good 4 body cos,na xcercise.laughs...!

she has d key 2 a section of my helpers. :'(

i met a friend(girl)i luv.i've seen her for the past 9 yrs.i truly has feelins 4 her 4 a long tym,she too feels d same.i kept dis feelins but,she admited it.she later told dat,she already has a fiance & even introduc him 2 me,but she's nt ready 2 let me go.i'm confused...!

i met a friend(girl)i luv.i've seen her for the past 9 yrs.i truly has feelins 4 her 4 a long tym,she too feels d same.i kept dis feelins but,she admited it.she later told dat,she already has a fiance & even introduc him 2 me,but she's nt ready 2 let me go.i'm confused...!