go back to school for a better tomorrow

Since u learnt from an Israeli then I fear u. Israeli hackers are the most dangerous hackers worldwide. Even Chinese and Russians hackers respect them.

 if no be say u dey inside hotel room, I for take u serious.

married woman wetin u dey go meet ya friend for hotel for. come sniff white powder join.

Most fuel attendants are crooks. If they sell to okada or keke before you, they will not zero the meter. They will smile and start irrelevant gist to distract you and then they start filling your tank. So if it was N500 or 1k they sold to the keke before you, that is how much you have been scammed. Always confirm the meter has been zeroed before they start filling your tank.

I tire for these guys o. see as all of una dey join mouth fire one woman. shuoo. na wetin

na pidgin me dey speak. can't go wrong.

 

When they commit crimes, they are Nigerians. When they become sports heroes, they are British.

 Roman era punishment

see as babes dey vex

DJ Khaled wey no dey sing anything

 next time keep your legs closed, head up, eyes open.

abeg aunty chioma, make that useless pin code useful for once. give am grass to cut and make he sweep classroom for one week join.

una want deny dauda the sexy guy him right after all the plans wey him get for fiddausi that wedding night.

I actually read everything and totally agree with her

abeg make una inform cell presido say na former policeman. him own don done.

but if man go him babe house, mess the place up, leave without tidying up, wahala no dey o. na wa.

 

na wa. These yahoo boys don spoil Nigeria name so tey sophisticated internet crimes wey Chinese and Russian mafia dey run them go still say all na Nigerians dey run am.