White fowl

u don't knw how much u dey pay bovi

Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.
14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY
15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN
17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll
20.Ur guy collect ur chick= True pass
21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury
22.You and your girl break up= Game over
23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD! Lmao...

Fake love

Upgrade ur brain

b4 u can decide dat Allah said dey shou bomb unbelievers, u hav 2 quote it frm holy book......ur god is one YES but worshipped in diff way and believed it in diff way, can u categorically go 2 any church 2 serve as muslim do, can u mention how many bibles u had(old and new testament etc) and d u follow all dat bibles?. Do ur home work b4 accusing any religious, islam is ONE, muslim is human being (which mean, human being are dynamic in character, even human being is executive animal). U can only judge everyone frm dre book not dre character! 

Executive animal

ur talent pass boko haram own

u can give us small lie then

bcos we need strippers in our club

I 4got dat u based in borne

Use petrol, price still less than kerosene 

don't 4get dat u can't see boko haram spot in geography

What is Kiss?
* in Maths; kiss is the shortest
 distance between two lips.
* in Biology; it's the exchange of
 germs from one mouth to
 another.
* in Chemistry; it's a process of
 testing the ph of lips.
* in Physics;it's a process to
 charging a human body.
* in Computer; it's a local area
 network in which two bodies are connected without
 data cables.
* in Economics,it's a process in
 which demand is higher
 than the supply..

which is your favourite
 definition???

We ll like 2 celebrate ur resurrection

God save ds country.........some 're enjoying y some 're victims of bad thinz happen in naija, thru vex of irregularity, we 're all d onwer of ds money

best 4 u 2 silent than using ur empty brain.......if u don't believe story, leave it 4 we who's hav interest on it!

yeah, to give beggar still preferable than to give man (tithe) and use it against u......can u afford 2 pay ur church university. Use ur brain b4 u post!

I thought ds site is 4 matured people, dre is many bad news, which attached to muslims either christians...ds lady claimed dat she don't want 2 discriminate, which mean give both side 50/50%. Now kill urself bcos islam is a religion of peace and jesus said, u can't reach 2 father "God" without me, meaning dat u must believe and follow all prophets God sent b4 reaching HEAVEN..........advice 2 u is dat, u shou knw more b4 discriminate.