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1  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Best way to remove you clothes! funny on: 19-03-2011 11:49 PM
Best way to remove clothe

http://www.videobash.com/video_show/fastest-way-to-take-clothes-off-3916?utm_source=2leep&utm_medium=PT&utm_campaign=2leep

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: New set of Vocabularies. lol on: 19-03-2011 02:54 PM
Quote from: stephen153 on 19-03-2011 02:38 PM
ok

Quote from: solid_solid on 19-03-2011 02:47 PM
seen

una try
3  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / New set of Vocabularies. lol on: 19-03-2011 02:25 PM
New set of words

1.Ribadu /riba:Du/ [vb] - To be overrated and perform below expectation to the amazement and disappointment of your fans and followers. E.g. Kelechi the orator ribadud yesterday during her class debate. Other usage - ribadu, ribadud, ribaduing!

2. Buhari /booha:ri/ [vb] - To lack the physical and mental stamina to articulate your arguments due to old age. E.g. While addressing journalists yesterday, Obasanjo buharid

3. Shekarau /§ekaRau:/ [vb] - To perform above expectation by out-shining and intimidating your opponents using intellectual 'shakara'. E.g. If Dele Momodu had participated in that debate, he would have shekaraued the others! Other usage - shekarau, shekaraued, shekarauing!

4. Gej /gedg/ [vb] - A new form of exam malpractice where a student chickens out of an exam because the questions were not made available to him/her in advance. E.g. Students of nowadays are very good at gejjing exams! Other usage - gej, gejjed, gejjing!

you can form a statement like this:

U are invited u to a stake holders meeting on wednesday; But pls we expected u to shekarauu not Ribadued since u are too young to Buharid, but if u can't perform pls u can Gej"  Grin
lol Cheesy Cheesy Grin Roll Eyes
4  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Snake dies from silicone poisoning after biting model's Bosom on: 17-03-2011 10:41 AM
Quote from: kingtonbrown on 16-03-2011 06:08 PM
snake bites man, man dies. now snake bites woman on her Bosom , snake dies. who tell una sey silicon dey kill? poster are you an iti-boribo?

What is Iti-boribo?
5  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Snake dies from silicone poisoning after biting model's Bosom on: 15-03-2011 08:39 PM
Quote from: monday3 on 15-03-2011 07:07 PM
GOOD FOR HER,FOOL

Haba! take it easy now bros, dis is hazard of her job!  :'( :'(
6  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Snake dies from silicone poisoning after biting model's Bosom on: 15-03-2011 06:18 PM
It should have been an alluring photoshoot between two of nature's beautiful creatures as a model wrapped herself in a snake.

But surgically enhanced Israeli model Orit Fox got more than she bargained for when the massive boa constrictor took objection to her over familiarity and reacted by biting into her Bosom .

However, it was the snake who came off worse because, while Ms Fox need a tetanus shot in hospital, the reptile later died from silicone poisoning.


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUvJYtME8es" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win" rel="nofollow">Serpiente muerde implante de silicona de una modelo Video TerraTV</a>


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1366202/Snake-dies-silicone-poisoning-biting-models-Bosom s.html#ixzz1GinJ6ujD


Nawa for this oyinbo pple oo
7  Forum / Sports / Michael Essien father James Essien disowns him? on: 12-03-2011 03:23 PM
cld dis be true?

International Soccer star Micheal Essien may have to look for another father because he has been disowned by the very man who gave birth to him.

Michael’s dad, James Essien, a frail old unhealthy pauper, for the past years, has complained that he had been abandoned and neglected by his son.

Not able to contain the alleged neglect any longer, James has asked Michael to drop the surname ‘Essien’, so he, the old beggar dad, can accept the bitter truth that he does not have a multi-billionaire son with world-class fame.
“His mother has been ill-advising him to stop providing for my upkeep.

I will go all out to ensure that he stops using my name. ..Even if I have to drag him to the law courts, I will do that…I have been ill for over a year now.

It is Kyeremeh (Berekum Chelsea board chairman) who takes care of me, and I see no point in him continuing to bear my name,” James Essien told Happy FM, an Accra-based private radio station.

But Michael has denied the dad’s allegations. The footballer said he takes care of the dad by sending him money on a monthly basis, takes care of his medical bills, has built him a house and bought him a car.

NEWS-ONE visited James Essien in May last year to find out if indeed he was living a miserable life that did not befit the biological dad of a billionaire footballer, or whether Michael indeed took care of him.

The old man granted the paper an exclusive interview and allowed telling photos to be taken of his house.

We reproduce excerpts of the interview.

News-One: “You seem to be destroying your son with this claim that he has neglected you.
James Essien:

“It is not true I am out to destroy Michael, at least I am proud he has sent my name to the international levels and if I played football for Gold Coast and my son is playing for Ghana, what can I say but to be proud of him, but truth must also be said that Essien is not looking after me as he is making the world believe.”

News-One: Why is he not looking after you as you are alleging?
James Essien: I believe it is because he grew up with the mother, Aba, so he is closer to her and takes care of her but I am an old man and I cannot tell lies against my own son. Michael does not care about me.

I have not seen him for the past 15 years and I have not spoken to him for the past six years because I do not even have his number, let alone contact him, and his mother has refused to give me the number. The sister, Diana, also says she does not have the number.”

News-One: But you know where to contact him when he is in Ghana.
James Essien: “No I do not. There was this time I heard he was in Ghana and would be training at the stadium so I dressed in my best clothes and travelled all the way to Accra…After the training I went to the dressing room but when my son saw me, he bent his head as if he was lacing his boots and remained there for over 15 minutes, so I went to him and raised his head.

“Michael asked me who brought me to the stadium and it came to me as a surprise and I told him I was playing football at the stadium before he was born….When he got ready to leave, I followed him to his car and reminded him that I came to see him for a discussion but he insisted he was busy.

“I then asked for transportation back home but he did not give me and asked me to meet him at Novotel the next Monday.

I managed to perch with friends in Accra and finally got to Novotel on Monday, only to be told Michael Essien left the country Friday night, soon after my meeting with him.”

News-One: Could it be he was hurt because you neglected him as a child? 
James Essien: “Ha ha ha ha. I did not neglect Michael.

When the mother and I broke up, he was about two years so all the children stayed with her, but they always came to me during festivals and some holidays. It was after he got to France that I stopped hearing from him and had never had his number.

“I looked after him and I was the one who even sent him to Swedru Secondary school after his JSS. On that day, I even had an accident and this is a story many people in Swedru still remember. From there, he had a scholarship to St. Augustine.

“I must confess I was not sending him money when he was in school, but it was not deliberate because I was not having money at the time… I did my best to look after him but as a revenue collector, what could I have done. I took him to secondary school, when he had the Liberty opportunity I played a major role. You ask Alhaji Sly Tetteh.”

News-One: What about the three-bed room house he built for you? 
James Essien: “This is where I live; a mud house built by my brother many years ago, even before Michael was born. It is the room in which I stay that he renovated and added a hall. He has never built me a house.

I do not believe he wrote that statement himself.”
News-One: He claims he sends you money for your up-keep and car maintenance.
James Essien:

“Yes once in a while he sends me GH¢500 (about $400), but the money is not regular and at times has about six months interval. As for the car, it is still at the workshop because there is no money to repair it. I am the third person to own that car and it is not as new as you think.

News-One: Is it true he pays for your medical bills and sent you to the Asikuma Hospital? 
James Essien: “If Michael Essien says he sent me to Assikuma Hospital, it is a big lie; it is a traditional medicine man that comes here to take care of me.”

News-One: “If you had a message for your son, what would it be?
James Essien: “Oh I want to see him. We should live as father and son. It is not that I am interested in burdening him with my problems.

I was taking care of myself before Michael was born and since then I still take care of myself; look, I was born on 28th September 1932, so I am not a small boy and there is very little I still expect from this life.

But Michael is my son, my blood, the one that makes me proud all over the world and I must at least be made to feel like a father but not a stranger to him.

I would want him to know I still love him as my child and that I follow his career and all his games. In fact there are things I want to tell him as a father, things I want to tell him in person.”

News-One: Thank you for the opportunity.
James Essien: Thank you and tell those who do not believe what I am saying to come here to see things for themselves.”


http://www.ghanatoghana.com/Ghanahomepage/micheal-essien-father-james-essien-disowns
8  Forum / Relationships & Romance / 21 phrases to use to help you FIGHT RIGHT with your sweetheart on: 3-03-2011 06:09 PM
Found this on yahoo news, I tink it will b of help to many of us having problem in our relationships

Almost all couples fight; the secret is to fight right.

I’ve posted before about what NOT to say during a fight. Here are some phrases that will actually help.

When the Big Man and I are arguing, I find that the single best technique to apply is HUMOR. If one of us can laugh and joke around, the crabby mood lifts instantly. But during an argument, it can be hard to see the funny side of things.

Failing that, here are twenty-one phrases that help turn down the heat of anger:

Please try to understand my point of view.
Wait, can I take that back?
You don’t have to solve this—it helps me just to talk to you.
This is important to me. Please listen.
I overreacted, I’m sorry.
I see you’re in a tough position.
I can see my part in this.
I hadn’t thought of it that way before.
I could be wrong.
Let’s agree to disagree on that.
This isn’t just your problem, it’s our problem.
I’m feeling unappreciated.
We’re getting off the subject.
You’ve convinced me.
Please keep talking to me.
I realize it's not your fault.
That came out all wrong.
I see how I contributed to the problem.
What are we really fighting about?
How can I make things better?
I’m sorry.
I love you.


http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/21-phrases-to-use-to-help-you-fight-right-with-your-sweetheart-2455249/
9  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Why can't we touch each oda's phone? (Page 2) on: 27-02-2011 08:59 AM
Quote from: truenaija2 on 26-02-2011 10:40 PM
in my home der is freedom of expression u can touch everythin u want we rno prisoners i usemyhubbys laptop he uses mine i use his phone to make calls or to play games i have pinnum on my phone but he knows it his email is open to me so ismine to him we r one and act as such infact i really dont know how to hide thins if i can open my body for someone den wht kindof private am i formin


Pls tell dem
10  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Why can't we touch each oda's phone? on: 26-02-2011 10:41 AM
Quote from: onyiis on 26-02-2011 10:29 AM
Quote from: Treasure2 on 26-02-2011 10:27 AM
Because phone is a private thing and does not need the two to handle.  It it called my private.


what of ur  private pert ? can u allow him touch or use it ?  Grin Grin Grin

Anoda question begging for answer
11  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: HE OR SHE BOLDLY WALK UP TO U on: 26-02-2011 10:35 AM
Quote from: Michro on 24-02-2011 01:19 PM
What will u do if ur husband/wife boldly walk up 2 u and said "honey, I'm sorry, I don't want to hide anything from u, that's why I just want to tell u that I have boy/girl friend outside, Pls bear with me?


Marriage is for better for worse, for ur partner to have walk up to u shows a change has hapend jst forgive nd move on.
12  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Why can't we touch each oda's phone? on: 26-02-2011 10:26 AM
Quote from: onyiis on 26-02-2011 10:24 AM
Quote from: Treasure2 on 26-02-2011 10:18 AM
Because phone is a private thing and does not need the two to handle.  It it called my private.


lolz and ur honeypot is public ?  Grin Grin

help me ask ooo,  Grin Cheesy Roll Eyes
13  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Why can't we touch each oda's phone? on: 26-02-2011 10:25 AM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 26-02-2011 10:21 AM
i no dey make drama for fone ooo.....somtimes me and my guy dey use d same fone sef

u correct jare my lady!
14  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Why can't we touch each oda's phone? on: 26-02-2011 10:23 AM
Quote from: Treasure2 on 26-02-2011 10:18 AM
Because phone is a private thing and does not need the two to handle.  It it called my private.

lol, yeah it is meant for one person, but once in awhile wen ur partner jst want to hav a look, why does it now bcome an issue?
15  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: My tradition wedding is coming up soon. on: 26-02-2011 10:15 AM
hapy married life in advance
16  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Why can't we touch each oda's phone? on: 26-02-2011 10:13 AM
Quote from: bittersweet on 26-02-2011 09:49 AM
You know, that's ridiculous!
If I let my friends do that,why wouldn't I let my guy too?
Oops!Probably because I have nothing to hide!


Dats the point, if dere is notin to hide den we can share info on our fone also, most times if not 100% of time, if a lady or a gal is hide their fone, deir is sumtin to it
17  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Why can't we touch each oda's phone? on: 26-02-2011 10:11 AM
Quote from: qunodinga on 26-02-2011 09:45 AM
Hmmm, ask him why?

Even 'She' needed to be ask why?
18  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Why can't we touch each oda's phone? on: 26-02-2011 09:43 AM
In today’s relationships, u can touch each other’s private parts BUT u can’t touch each other’s cell phones bcos they're private

Why?
19  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Senator Florence Ita Giwa Buys N31M Bentley on: 28-01-2011 11:09 AM
Enemies, she's living her life................
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