OTEDOLA VS LAWAN... OBJ & GEJ CONNECTION.....
GEJ: Baba, trouble dey oh!
OBJ: What is it Jona?
GEJ: It’s this short man that removed Ete oh, he’s disturbing me.
OBJ: I know this people at the hollow chamber. They are thieves and robbers. They steal the little money we give them and turn around to disturb us for more. You know what you will do?
GEJ: No sir.
OBJ: Call Femi, to arrange small change and tempt the guy.
GEJ: Like how much sir?
OBJ: $3m
GEJ: That’s too much oh.
OBJ: You are no longer a palm-wine tapper oh; you are the president of the most corrupt country on earth, the earlier you get that the better.
GEJ: Supposing he rejects it?
OBJ: Jona, He’s first a member of PDP and a Nigerian. Look who is not a thief here? Myself? Yourself?, Sambo? David? Even among this other political parties who is not?
GEJ: You are right sir.
OBJ: Once Lawan collects the money that is the end of the probe report and beginning of another case. Get any of this home video people to produce the film.
GEJ: Baba, you are the original “Evil Genius”
OBJ: O ti o....

Very old indeed,but refresh our mind lol

A man went 4 hair-cut in a salon, as he was shaving he noticed a pretty lady sitting patiently in d shop. Suddenly d man turned 2 d lady and said 'Woman,u are so pretty, can we meet later 2day? D Woman replied: i'm married. D Man continued: and so? u can jst tell ur husband u re going 2 d hospital 2 visit a frnd,and 4rm there.... Woman replied: tell him urself,he's d one shaving ur hair. Lol

Thanks Crad

 *ABEG DRESS BACK*. *Mummy HAVE come*. *I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU*. *See as u BAFF up*.*Put d bread inside LYLON*.*I strong KAKARAKA*.... *Pls help me SLOW that fan*. *Have they BROUGHT lite?*. *Oya come and be going*..*I KUKUMA don't have your time*..*Shebi u have BB charger*.*See how her eye is entering my food*.*The FILM is SWEET*. Haha

70 yr old man asked his wife" do u feel jealous when you see me chasing young girls"? Wife:" NO! Even dogs chase cars but we know they cant drive

Dad: I learnt your WAEC result is out.
Son: Daddy u remember Chidi wey dey carry
first for our whole schl ba? he failed. .
Dad: dats terrible,w at happened?
Son: U also remember Tosin wey dey tutor
me 4 house ba? He failed too.
Dad: wats with d poor performance?
Son: Daddy I dunno,na so e b oh.
Dad: so hw was ur result?
Son : haba daddy,if dem fail, wetin u expect, I
be wizard?........lol.......lol....

Nigerias' president has the highest vehicle convoy in the world. 40% of people who are indigenes of Ibadan, the capital of Oyo state have gaps between their teeth. Females from Imo state Nigeria have more hair on their chest than the males. The cost of living in Abuja, is more expensive than the cost of living in London. Nigeria has the highest number of musicians in the world. Abuja girls are materialistic, expensive but cheap. Majority of Abuja female returnees find it difficult to get decent husbands. Beware of Edo girls Maiduguri girls have the longest hair. Ibo girls are stingy and greedy There's a place called Sabo in every state in Nigeria. Nigeria has the highest number of police officers in Africa 4 out of every 5 edo girls has a connection in Italy. Calabar girls don't want your money, all they need is your energy. China's best market is Nigeria. An average Ibo man can smell money that is 100 meters away. Nigerians are the highest users of slangs in Africa, 2nd only to USA in the world. The most spoken phrase in Nigeria is "How far ?"... Nigeria is the only country where everybody looks forward to hearing the First Lady speak. An Ibo man hustles from Jan 2 to Dec 24, Only to spend it all in the village in 1week.

A Nigerian man living in Sweden decided to marry a Swedish lady in order to be legally certified via resident status... but the lady was not aware of this. She felt he really loved her. Anyway, seeing that Nigerian men had a bad rap in that particular part of Sweden, our chap decided to lie to the lady. He told her he was from Uganda.

Upon marriage, the lady came home one day and informed our man that she had just met another Swedish lady who had married a Ugandan and they must all have dinner together.

The Naija man was somewhat perplexed, although not perceptibly, and wondered how he'd get out of this spot. He postponed and postponed until he could do so no more.

Finally, the day came when they were to have dinner. The other Swede came in with her Ugandan husband and they all sat at the table. Our Naija chappie was very quiet. "My own don spoil today" was all he could think.

The two Swedish ladies, wanting their husbands to mingle, being from the same homeland, asked them to speak to each other. "Hey! It's not every day you meet people from home.!" they admonished.

Our Naija man, being a man of great savvy, decided that he would just speak Yoruba, and the guy would probably assume he was from some part of Uganda where they spoke a different language. So looking across the table he said: "Egbon Eko ni mi se? Ni bo lo ti ja wa?" In Yoruba, this loosely translates to: "I'm a Lagos man. Where did you come from?" Remember, Lagos is a state in Nigeria, and it used to be the capital.

The fellow looked up at our friend. His eyes lit up as he said: "Ah, bobo gan! Omo Eko ni mi se! Omo Eko gan gan!" In Yoruba, this loosely translates to "Hey buddy! I'm a Lagos child. A REAL Lagos child![/color][/color]

A guy scrolled thru his girl friend's
phone & saw funny names
.
.
saved in d contact list...
Such as Emeka Stingy, Michael Blacky,
Joshua Long teeth,
Friday big ear, & he was just having
fun, laughing @ all d names he saw;
So decided 2check out what his own
number had been saved as, & wen he
dialed, what he saw was KUNLE
MOUTH ODOUR......lol

The lady dont have good case,how can someone use razor to make you swallow his sperm,she just try to cover up

She is naira digger and the man is only looking for pleasure with younger girls..

God is great...

Sin of the father,when they spend money abnormally on their kids without caution...he should enjoy America prison good .....