U'll soon post urself.

WOMAN  : Why are all these people running?

MAN - This is a race, the winner will get the cup

WOMAN  - If only the winner will get the cup, then why are the others running?

SARDARJI  complained to the police: 'Sir, all the items are missing,

except the TV in my house.'

Police: 'How is that the thief did not take the TV?'

SARDARJI : 'I was watching TV news...'

See gbege

Emejuru : People consider me as a 'GOD'

Wife: How do you know??

Emejuru : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,

Oh GOD! U have come again..

Emejuru: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.

Doctor: Take this tablet, you will be ok.

Emejuru: Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is the final game.

Stephen153 : I am Proud, because my son is in Medical College .

Emmagency9: Really, what is he studying.

Stephen153 : No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

Stephen153 bought a new mobile.

He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile Number has changed.

Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

Real Mumu and yeyeish

seen b4

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TIRES
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

HOURGLASS
An hourglass is female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying...

A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Bob, Tom and Debbie.

They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.

After several years of casual sex, all the time, Debbie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing.

She felt having sex with both Bob and Tom was so immoral and bad that she killed herself.
It was tragic, but Bob and Tom managed to get through it. After awhile, Bob and Toms resistance to natures urgings waned, and the inevitable happened.

Well, a couple more years went by and Bob and Tom began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.

So they buried Debbie.

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.

Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed.

She sleepily sat up and said, "Mike, dearest, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting headache."

"Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his way across the room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.

As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the druggist, "aren't you Officer Fenwick of the 8th District?"

"Yes, I am," said the officer.

"Well, then, what in the world are you doing in the Fire Chief's uniform?"

Enemies like stephen153 and yeye Emejuru. Thanks deffney

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Hahahahahah. I rock. Enemies start opposing.

A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69". "What the hell is that?" ask the guy. Realizing he's inexperience she tries to explain, "I put my head between your legs and you put your head between mine." Still not knowing what she is talking about, but not wanting to ruin the moment he agrees to try it. The second they get in the position , she lets go a rip-roaring fart. "What the hell was that for?" he asks. "Oops! sorry, "lets try it again." she says. So, they get into position again, and once more she lets out a ripper. The guy gets up and start to put his coat on. "Wait, where are you going?" she asks. The guy says, "If you think I'm sticking around for 67 more of those, you're really fighting crazy!!

Stephen153 is at an electronic shop

Worker: Name, please?
Stephen153: Stephen153

Worker: Sex?
Stephen153: Yes. Three to five times a week.

Worker: No, no… I mean, male or female?
Stephen153: Both male and female. And, sometimes with camel.

Worker: Holy cow!
Stephen153: Yes, I did one time with a cow, too.

Worker: But isn´t that hostile?
Stephen153: Horse style, doggy style, any style!

Worker: Oh dear!
Stephen153: No, no! ….. No Deer…….. Deer run too fast!

Nice 1 poster

U go kill person