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2521  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Great Song For the Girl U Love on: 11-03-2011 03:23 PM
Boy:Dearest...whenever i look at your face...a great song comes to my mind...
Girl:Really?Which song,dear?
Boy:WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?WHO?WHO?WHO?
Girl:Huh?!!!
2522  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Duck and A Bartender on: 10-03-2011 03:58 PM
A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender.
The bartender says "What can I get you?"
Duck: Umm. Do you have any grapes?
Bartender (looking surprised and finding the question odd):
No, I'm afraid we don't.
And the duck waddles slowly out of the bar.

The next day at the same time, the duck waddles into the bar, hops up on a bar stool.
Bartender: Hi. What can I get for you?
Duck: Umm. Do you have any grapes?
Bartender (a little annoyed): Hey! Weren't you in here yesterday. Look buddy, we don't have any grapes. OK?

The duck hops off the stool and waddles out the door.

The next day, at the same time, the bartender is cleaning some glasses when he hears a familiar voice
Duck: Umm.. Do you have any grapes?
The bartender is really ticked off.
Bartender: Look. What's your problem? You came in here yesterday asking for grapes, I TOLD you, WE DON'T HAVE ANY GRAPES!! Next time I see your little ducktail waddle in here I'm going to nail those little webbed feet of yours to the floor. GOT me pal?

And the duck hops off the bar stool and waddles out.

The NEXT day at the same time, the duck waddles into the bar, walks up to the bartender and the bartender says,
"What the heck do YOU want?"
Umm. do you have any nails?
What!? OF course not.
Oh. Well, do you have any grapes?
2523  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Cheating (Page 7) on: 10-03-2011 03:45 PM
Okay. Teach me ooooooh @stephen
2524  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Cheating (Page 7) on: 10-03-2011 03:15 PM
Okay. Make una help me out. How i go use insert animated images to this page.
2525  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Cheating (Page 6) on: 10-03-2011 03:13 PM
http://<a href="http://sunglasses.name"><img src="http://sunglasses.name/gif/boxguy.gif" alt="sunglasses animation"/></a>
2526  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Cheating (Page 6) on: 10-03-2011 03:09 PM
2527  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Cheating (Page 6) on: 10-03-2011 03:08 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh God, My images no dey gree display oooooo
2528  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Cheating (Page 6) on: 10-03-2011 03:07 PM
2529  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Cheating (Page 5) on: 10-03-2011 03:04 PM
Stephen 153
2530  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Cheating (Page 4) on: 10-03-2011 02:54 PM
Hmm Hmm Hmm. I don come back. E be like say stephen no know say that him chain saw no touch me rather na tomatoes wey dey my hand nai the thing burst. So since i don know him plan, i don go re-enforce. Jst wait for me ooo. Bcos i still dey wonder which 1 i wan use for u cos my collection wey i go bring come, no one u fit escape inside
2531  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Cheating (Page 2) on: 10-03-2011 01:54 PM
referee when u ready, jst ring bell. Make i rest small bcos e b like say him neva ready.
2532  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Cheating (Page 2) on: 10-03-2011 01:35 PM
u self jst wait make i eat my yam and drink my adoyo finish then we start. Where ref?
2533  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: sex education on: 10-03-2011 01:33 PM
hahaha. Well done
2534  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Stupidity upon stupidity on: 10-03-2011 01:18 PM
Quote from: Chamming on 10-03-2011 10:02 AM
Quote from: Ashima on  7-03-2011 08:02 PM
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"


Sorry i don't get this joke, could u continue 4rm where u stopped or is finished?
neither do i
2535  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Cheating on: 10-03-2011 01:15 PM
Quote from: emejuru on 10-03-2011 01:09 PM
how you take no say him na post infinity ,
and say stephen na stupid hummmmm? Wink
it doesnt need a genius to know a stupid person.
2536  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Cheating on: 10-03-2011 01:14 PM
Quote from: emejuru on 10-03-2011 01:09 PM
how you take no say him na post infinity ,
and say stephen na stupid hummmmm? Wink
it doesnt take a genius to know a stupid person.
2537  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Cheating on: 10-03-2011 01:05 PM
Quote from: stephen153 on  9-03-2011 08:32 PM
terry u know say this na pb4 but u no wan talk
all u knw is pb4. I'm starting 2 notice smtin. Even ur face is pb4 pb5 pb6 - infinity. Stupid
2538  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Cheating on: 9-03-2011 06:41 PM
A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.

She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.

Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..."

The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!" after me
2539  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Getting Herpies on: 9-03-2011 06:25 PM
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her Bosom s and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies(A highly contagious, sexually transmitted viral infection of the genital and anal regions caused by herpes simplex and characterized by small clusters of painful lesions.)  - thats why I am here!"
2540  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / 25 yrs after marriage. on: 9-03-2011 06:06 PM
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to phyuk your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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