Its on everyone's lips.. Its "Fuel Subsidy." Lets see what it can cause:
1.Guys nd Artist will start posing with 50kegs of petrol in pictures and videos.
2.People who have gone to the village for holiday might not return.
3.Most neighbouhoods are dead silent not even 1 generator can be heard.
4.Bicycle sellers report high rise in sales.
5.You can deposit your fuel at zenith bank, guarantee bank or any bank close 2 you.
6.Bride price will increase and may even include 25litres of petrol.
7.Dont be shocked if you're slapped for trying to burn a thief with petrol.
8.Barbing Salon: Nepa N200, Gen N800.
9."Walk out" will be a popular thing among lovers.
10.No more accidents, it will be knee and ankle dislocations.
11.Girl: I like going to expensive places. Boy: Meet me at Mobil filling station by 4pm.
12.Rihanna ft GEJ "shut up and walk"
13.QPR vs SWANSEA N200, BARCA vs REAL MADRID N1000
14.Resident: What do you care for,
Visitor: I'll take petrol in a small rubber.
15."If you see me trekking holla at your Boy''..

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Former Brazil captain Socrates has died at the age of 57.

He had been in a critical condition with an intestinal infection since being admitted to intensive care on Friday at a hospital in Sao Paulo.

Socrates, who was widely regarded as one of the greatest ever midfielders, was moved onto a life support machine on Saturday.

He played in two World Cups, won 60 caps for his country between 1979 and 1986 and scored 22 goals.

The former Corinthians player, whose full name was Socrates Brasileiro Sampaio de Sousa Vieira de Oliveira, was taken to the Albert Einstein Hospital in Sao Paulo with food poisoning on Friday, according to his wife.

A hospital statement said on Saturday that the former footballer was "in a critical condition due to a septic shock of intestinal origin".

It added he was breathing with a ventilator and using a dialysis machine.

On Sunday Corinthians won their first Brazilian league title for six years after their 0-0 draw against Palmeiras was enough to edge out Vasco da Gama by two points.

Fans held up several signs honouring Socrates and players held their closed right hand up in the air during the moment of silence before the match, imitating his trademark celebration after scoring.

"The Corinthians nation woke up very sad today because of the loss of this incredible person," striker Liedson said.

"The title comes as a small way to honour him."

Brazilian president Dilma Rousseff said Brazil had lost "one of its most cherished sons".

"On the field, with his talent and sophisticated touches, he was a genius," she said. "Off the field... he was active politically, concerned with his people and his country."

Socrates scored 172 goals in 297 games for Brazilian club side Corinthians, having begun his career at Botafogo.

More than a decade after retiring, he joined non-League Garforth Town at the age of 50 on a one-month deal as player-coach, but managed just 12 minutes as a substitute.

Zico, a team-mate of Socrates in the iconic Brazil side of the 1970s, told website globoesporte.com: "He was a spectacular guy.

"As a player, there is not much to say; he was one of the best that I ever played with. His intelligence was unique."

Paolo Rossi, who scored a hat-trick in Italy's memorable 3-2 quarter-final win over Socrates's Brazil in 1982 - widely regarded as one of the greatest games in World Cup history - paid tribute to his former opponent.

"It's a piece of our history that's broken off and gone away," he said.

"Socrates seemed like a player from another era. You couldn't place him in any category - on the pitch and even more so off it.

"Everyone knew about his degree in medicine and he had a lot of cultural and social interests as well. He was unique from every point of view."

Socrates scored Brazil's first goal in that match, beating Dino Zoff at the near post after running on to Zico's wonderful through ball.

"I remember the goal he scored against Zoff; he was one on one and it didn't seem like he could get to the ball. He looked slow but in reality he wasn't.

"He was a very dynamic player with a sublime foot but, most of all, great intelligence."

Fiorentina, where Socrates spent one season, held a minute's silence before the Serie A match against Roma, when the players wore black armbands.

A club statement read: "To the unforgettable 'Doctor' who played with the purple shirt in 1984/85, playing 25 matches and scoring six goals and who will always be remembered for his footballing intelligence, he will be affectionately remembered by the club, the team and the Fiorentina fans."

Giancarlo Antognoni, a team-mate of Socrates at Fiorentina and an opponent in that famous 1982 World Cup clash, said: "I'm really hurt.

"He was a true personality, above the rules with his own methodology, his way of life and his ideas.

The day Socrates played for Garforth

"He struggled to adapt to our football but he was an authentic champion, full of refined class, great charisma and character."

Giancarlo De Sista, Fiorentina's coach at the time, also spoke of his admiration for Socrates as a player and a person.

"Socrates was a very intelligent man; he had great class," he said.

"I remember that he was an objector. He wanted to know everything - why he couldn't smoke on the team bus, why we had to be in retreat on the Saturday nights before games.

"He was an intelligent person who was interested in politics, although he smoked and drank a bit too much."

Former Brazil striker Ronaldo wrote on Twitter: "Sad start to the day. Rest in peace Dr. Socrates."

Socrates was taken to hospital in August and September this year with bleeding in his digestive tract.

After these incidents he admitted he had problems with alcohol, especially so during his playing career. He is also well known for his smoking habit.

In a recent television interview, Socrates said he had considered alcohol his "companion" but believed its regular use did not affect his performance on the field.

"Alcohol did not affect my career, in part because I never had the physical build to play this game," he said.

"Soccer became my profession only when I was already 24. I was too thin and when I was young I did not have the opportunity to prepare myself physically for the sport."

SOCRATES FACTFILE

Born on 19 February 1954 in Belem do Para, Brazil

Rated as one of the greatest midfielders of all-time

At 6ft 4in tall he was known for his physical strength, as well as two-footed vision and skill

Played for Botafogo and Corinthians in Brazil before a one-season spell at Fiorentina

Saw out his career with Flamengo and Santos before retiring in 1989 aged 35

In 2004 aged 50, Socrates made an appearance as sub for Garforth Town in the Northern Counties League after a one-off deal to become player-coach


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Nigeria international John Mikel Obi has said his English club Chelsea will win the UEFA Champions League for the first time this season.

The London club were beaten finalists in the 2007/08 season.

“We are doing well in the competition and I think we will win it,” said Mikel.

In an interview with Nigerian sports paper Soccer Star.

“The Champions League is the ultimate. That is the only trophy we have not won and everybody wants it. We have come close to it, but winning it this term would be great.

“We talk about it every now and then. The owner, the manager, the fans and the players and everybody around here talk about winning the Champions League. I’m sure that is our main target this season.”

However, Chelsea would first have to qualify for the next round of the competition from Group E by beating Valencia at home Tuesday night.

They are locked on eight points with closest rivals Valencia after five matches.

“We are walking a tight rope now and have to go all out to win the last game at home against Valencia. We need to win because any scored draw won’t be good for us,” Mikel revealed.

Mikel too has not given up on his club reclaiming the English Premier League crown even though they are 10 points adrift of leaders Manchester City after some indifferent showings.

“The league is still young and anything could still happen. We can win it. We have what it takes from the technical bench to the players on the pitch,” he insisted.

“We are getting back to good form. We made some costly mistakes which we have worked on. The 3-0 victory over Wolves in our last game was a good boost.”

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OLYMPIAKOS


Probable Line-Up: Megyeri, Maniatis, Mellberg, Papadopoulos, Torosidis Potouridis, Holebas, Orbaiz, Abdoun, Pantelic, Djebbour

Vs.

ARSENAL


Probable Line-Up: Fabianski, Koscielny, Vermaelen, Squillaci, Santos, Coquelin, Frimpong, Benayoun, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Chamakh, Arshavin

TEAM NEWS

Olympiakos are without Argentine playmaker Ariel Ibagaza for the crucial clash. The former Mallorca man has wrestled with a thigh injury since early November, and will sit out the match on Tuesday night along with Ljubomir Fejsa and David Fuster.

Although they opted for a 4-5-1 system for the surprise win over Marseille last time out, Olympiakos are expected to go 4-4-2 for the visit of Arsenal, with Rafik Zoheir Djebbour and Marko Pantelic likely to lead the line. Both players netted in the weekend victory over Panaitolikos, and the Greek side will be looking to them to carry the team through to the knockout phase of the competition.

Arsene Wenger, with his side already confirmed as group winners, will look to give some much-needed game time to a selection of fringe players. Francis Coquelin is likely to anchor the midfield in place of Alex Song, while Marouane Chamakh is expected to replace goal machine Robin van Persie as Arsenal’s target man.

One or two Gunners are hoping to get a run-out as they recover from injury. Tomas Rosicky could be set for a return after picking up a thigh injury against West Brom, whilst Abou Diaby could be in contention to feature after missing the victory over Wigan.

DID YOU KNOW?

Olympiakos have won only three of nine matches at home to English opposition – including against Liverpool in 2004-05 Champions League, and in a Uefa Cup clash with Tottenham Hotspur in 1972.

The Greek side are bidding to reach the knockout phase for the third time in succession, although they need a favour from Borussia Dortmund, who play Marseille, if they are to climb above the French team into second place.

Arsenal have won in only two of their last six visits to Greece – both of those came against Panathinaikos.

Whilst their opponents’ fate hangs in the balance, Arsenal have already confirmed progression to the next round as group winners. It’s the eighth time in the last 12 seasons they have qualified at the top of their group table.

Robin van Persie netted his 22nd goal in 24 matches for club and country, taking his tally for 2011 to 32 goals in 31 Premier League outings.

Arsenal won the reverse fixture 2-1 on September 28, with Alex Oxlade-Chaberlain netting a goal on his Champions League debut at Emirates Stadium.