Love where? maybe in the days of our fathers as this days Love must come with money and submission, as no money no love wake up 

A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for 15 years. as he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of the bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
To which the wife responds, "I am glad you think that way. Sure, he has not seen a woman in years, but he was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too...!"

"There were these three guys at the lake, a German, an Englishman and a Nigerian.
The German took out his dick, put it in the water, waited a while and told the others: "I can feel the water it's a 32 degrees Celsius".
The other two were amazed. "Let me try", the Englishman said. So he put his organ in the water, waited and said: "To be more exact, the temperature is 32.3".
At last the black man took his equipment, lowered it into the lake and said: "I've no idea about the temperature, but the water is 2 feet 9 inches deep"

Billy Crystal: Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place.
Steve Martin: I believe that sex is one of the most natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Beverly Mickins: I love the lines the men use to get us into bed: "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute. "What am I... a microwave?

prettyb4eva nice one there, and is been a while hope all is well sha.

R.I.P Brother

...   A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
"So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days." The man replied,
" I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!" The woman continued,
"And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then handing it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks,
"Aren't you having any?" The woman replies,
"No. I think I will just wait for the police..."

no just see oh save am as well

How u go use my leg  wen nothing do u.

thanks, guess Mr Don will be happy that he is a Smart Dude

Thanks Mistura, How are u and how has ur day been so far?

@kris... are there any SHIT that don't smell 

Don desperately wanted to have sex with the hot girl at his work, but she had a man. so one day Don got so desperate that he went to her and said...

Don.... i will give you £100 if you let me have sex with you.

the girl looked at him shocked and said  "hell no"
and
Don said ..i will be really quick and  i will throw the money on the floor, all u do is bend over  to pick it and i will be finished by the time you pick it up.

the girl thought for a moment and told Don that she will have to call her man. So she called him and explained the situation and her man said she should ask for £200 and she should be fast in picking up the money so Don will not be able to take off his pants down. she agreed and accepts the proposal.

60 minutes go by  and her man is still waiting for his girlfriends call.

finally 2 hours, her man calls and asks, "what the funk happened" the girl still breathing hard she manage to reply  that bastard had it all in 2p coins.

correct 14

lol no one can stand the shit i drop...

really i think say u say he no get liver. waitin him get

leave them make them they waka waka

@ Deguzman u no well o

@ ...Fedickco hmm.. u wish i was lol sorry i am not i only do ladies pls free me.

@... Yahoomail ......... u are well come to join the class anytime

if him no get liver na waitin he come get se na river