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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: ANOTHER GRAMMATICAL BLUNDER FROM THE FIRST LADY |
on: 9-03-2011 10:51 AM
| 'Only for me to read again today dat "WHILE ADDRESSING WIDOWS UMUAHIA" '. Mr Writer, On the basis of your own column, I believe it is arguably true to say that you really need to get an english tutor for yourself, thereafter, you would have be availed the audacity or reasonable ground to criticise the gramaticability of others. I beg you to pardon me if I come across as rude. Just being honest. Subsequently, its also true to say that though english is never our "mother-language", howbeit our leaders or anyone exercising their official powers, whilst choosing to communicate in english should not make a mockery of themselves by absolutely murderously misconstructing simple grammars. Consequently, the first lady's seceretary/PA or whoever has been writing her speech should be SACKED! Absolute nonsense.
Education Is Not A Guarantee To Success, But A Life Insurance To Success"
CJ, 2011. | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: ANOTHER GRAMMATICAL BLUNDER FROM THE FIRST LADY |
on: 9-03-2011 10:49 AM
| una dey mad people wey post dis ,is it bad to adress our own people with 9ja english?and she dey even talk with widows and is not bad to speak 9ja english,she was once a first lady b4 wen goodluck was gonvernor.u people are mad post better thing for 9ja pals,nor dey post robish
" Education Is Not A Guarantee To Success, But A Life Insurance To Success"
CJ, 2011. | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: ANOTHER GRAMMATICAL BLUNDER FROM THE FIRST LADY |
on: 9-03-2011 10:47 AM
| i have not fully recovered from what i read on naijapals the other day when she said on NTA that.MY HUSBAND AND SAMBO IS A PEACEFUL PEOPLE.Only for me to read again today dat while addressing widows umuahia she started with ''MY FELLOW WIDOWS''.Wetin de happy abeg i wan know
"Education Is Not A Guarantee To Success, But A Life Insurance To Success"
CJ, 2011. | | |
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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Nigeria’s Oldest Governor, Murtala Nyako in Teen Sex Escapade |
on: 9-03-2011 10:34 AM
| Huhuonline.com can authoritatively reveal that Adamawa’s dictator governor, Murtala Haman Yero Nyako has so far spent over N100million from the state resources on teenage girls for fun and sometimes travelling with them to as far as the United States
and Germany where there will be absolute ‘secrecy’. As a result, according to a very credible insider, two of the governor’s teenage girl friends are now university drop outs as they could not concentrate in their studies because they are always with the governor everywhere he goes either officially or privately. One of the victims of Nyako’s unbridled segxwal life, a seventeen year old Aisha B. Dauda, whose exclusive picture with Nigeria’s oldest governor, seating on his lap in a chartered aircraft to the United States (see photo attached) clearly demonstrate how irresponsible Mr. Nyako is and how he has wasted Adamawa’s resources over the years to enjoy himself at a time his people are dying of cholera, malaria, poverty and other curable and preventable diseases.
Bills/expenses of the chartered plane to US, hotel, logistics and money for shopping for Nyako’s fun with his girlfriend was borne by the Adamawa State Government. This exclusive picture with teenage Aisha and many other nudity scenes that were later taken in Nyako’s hotel room had not only exposed the recklessness and lack of moral values of an old man but how he wasted state resources at a very difficult times to ‘enjoy’ himself and destroy the lives of girls old enough to be his grandchildren.
Our investigation reveals that poor Aisha whose photo you are seeing with Mr. Nyako could not complete her secondary education due to consistent demand of her services by Nyako. Aisha, who lives at Unguwan Rimi in Kaduna, had spent most of her time travelling to Abuja, Jimeta or the usual foreign trips abroad with her sugar daddy, Nyako to the detriment of her educational career. While he was busy destroying the life and future of Aisha, Mr. Nyako’s children have either graduated, undergoing their masters programme in some of the most expensive schools abroad or working.
Mr. Nyako’s notoriety has earned him the very opposite of a man supposedly responsible to the people of Adamawa, his home state and to his oath of allegiance and office even as his insatiable lust for teenagers remains timeless.
The exclusive pictures in nudity he took with Aisha and some of his other encounters with underage girls in hotels/guest houses in and outside Nigeria speak volume for themselves. Some of these pictures of Nyako’s unbridled segxwal life were taken by Aisha’s friend who accompanies them to US. Despite his unrelenting determination to rule Adamawa state by all means Nyako, apart from his age and being among the elders of the North is already married to four wives with children and many grandchildren.
Some of his contemporaries, who are upset with his style of governance, say that Nyako is a highly ambitious and greedy politician, who has sold out his conscience and integrity for President Goodluck Jonathan and thereby betraying the northern agenda based on PDP zoning agreement. Sadly enough, Mr. Nyako is not only one of the most extravagant governors in Nigeria today but one that has legalised corruption by a clique and members of his family through unprecedented looting of the state treasury and saddled with very poor performance.
Nyako is arguably, by this revelation of wanton segxwal urge, the worst governor the people of Adamawa ever had and yet the first regime in Adamawa’s history that got higher statutory allocation from the Federal Government, running into billions of naira with nothing in terms of projects to justify the huge allocation.
Mr. Nyako rightly runs what people of Adamawa called government of his family, business associates, in-laws and a few clique. Now that technocrats like Bello Tukur have resigned from his government to contest for the senate, the moral crises for the government will even be worse.
Nyako’s poor performance as governor of Adamawa and his wanton mismanagement of the state resources is still being lamented by the citizens of the Sun Shine State coupled with how he allowed his family members to manipulate the resources of the state through bogus projects and over inflated contracts.
Pundits query why this controversial governor of Adamawa State and unarguably the oldest governor in Nigeria today have resorted to dating teenage girls by using millions of naira from the state resources to attract them and eventually destroy their future.
You will not know what Nyako represents until you read our next story on his scandalous nudity clips.
Watch out!
"He Is A Shameless Ape"
CJ, 2011. | | |
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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Ribadu, Tinubu, Adeola, others escape death |
on: 9-03-2011 10:30 AM
| Ribadu, tinubu, adeola and others, the whole of u should go and give GOD thanks and praise his name for his marvelous protection against the plans of the enemy. Even if u guys are supecting the present incubent goverment, the investigation will yield no positive result. U guys should pray to GOD for more protection.
"Nigeria A Curse Or A Blessing"
CJ, 2011.
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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Ribadu, Tinubu, Adeola, others escape death |
on: 9-03-2011 10:29 AM
| Chieftains of the Action Congress of Nigeria narrowly escaped death early Tuesday as one of the chartered aircraft conveying them to a rally in Bauchi State crash-landed into a herd of goats and rams on the runway of Bauchi Airport.
The aircraft with number 5BN-BNR was conveying the Vice Presidential candidate of the ACN, Fola Adeola, and other party leaders, including the party’s Deputy National Chairman, Boss Mustapha, and former National Chairman of the All Nigeria Peoples Party, Yusuf Alli.
Another aircraft conveying the ACN Presidential candidate, Nuhu Ribadu and other party chieftains, including a former governor of Lagos State and National Leader of the party, Bola Tinubu, hovered in the air for about one hour while the runway was being hurriedly cleared of the invading rams and goats.
The ACN chieftains flew into the state for the party’s presidential rally in Bauchi.
The Nuhu Ribadu Campaign Organisation few hours after the incident alleged sabotage and called for an urgent investigation into the cause of the animal invasion of the runway.
“We suspect sabotage. And as a matter of urgency we call for an investigation into the immediate and remote cause of the runway invasion,” Director of Media and Publicity of the Nuhu Ribadu Campaign Organisation, Ibrahim Modibbo, said.
He added, “If not for the expertise of the pilot, we would probably not be saying what we are saying today.
“Is it possible for President Goodluck Jonathan who is also the presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party to be involved in such a situation where the runway he is to land on will be filled by rams, which could have been controlled?”
Modibbo said the ACN was not asking for a special favour from the PDP government but that it should guarantee safety and security at the nation’s airports.
General Manager, Public Affairs, Nigeria Airspace Management Agency, Mr. Supo Atobatele, confirmed the incident which he described as unfortunate.
He said some rams strayed onto the runway as its landing gear (tyres) made impact with the runway.
Atobatele said that NAMA officials operating at Bauchi airstrip were usually assisted by men of the civil defence corps provided by the state because the airstrip belonged to the state government.
“This is an unfortunate incident. The report we have got from Bauchi is that up till three minutes before the aircraft landed, our men and the civil defence corps provided by the state had gone round the runway and certified it okay. It was just when the rear landing gear was touching the runway that some animals emerged from nowhere on the runway,” he added.
The Director-General, Nigerian Civil Aviation Authority, Dr. Harold Demuren, also confirmed the incident. He however said that there was no loss of life, and that the damage to the airplane “was not too substantial”
The regulatory agency boss said, “Our men are on their way to the place to examine the case. There was no loss of life. It was a runway incursion by animals. The place is an airstrip and not an airport.”
Demuren had last week said that the agency would not certify any of the over 22 airports in the country until they had perimeter fences.
The regulatory agency had refused to license Lagos, Abuja and Port Harcourt airports because their ongoing World Bank-sponsored perimeter fence were yet to be completed.
The International Civil Aviation Organisation, the United Nation’s agency which regulates the aviation industry globally requires airports to have perimeter fencing, adequate fire cover and other safety and security related facilities before being certified.
An AirFrance plane in 2005 landed on cows at the Port Harcourt International Airport.
"Nigeria A Curse Or A Blessing"
CJ, 2011.
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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Legendary Footballer Rashidi Yekini Runs Mad, Roams Street Bare Footed |
on: 9-03-2011 10:22 AM
| Story by City People Magazine In case you have not heard, one of Africa's greatest footballers, Rashidi Yekini, 47, is allegedly in dire straits as regards his sanity. The two-time African footballer of the year now walks the streets of Ibadan barefooted, a development that has shocked many people who knew him from his active playing days. Rashidi is said to suffer delusions, a neurological illness which hinges on belief that is pathological and held, despite evidence to the contrary.
Neighbours at his Oni and Sons Ring Road residence in Ibadan say he's been acting strange for some time now, always seen talking to himself. Sources say sometime late last year, Yekini, in the full glare of neighbours, brought out his belongings and allegedly set it on fire.
Yekini lives alone in his house, has a few tenants and rarely gets visitors. Since his marriage crashed in 1994, he hasn't remarried but has two children who visit him on holidays.
Friends and some of his ex-team mates worried about his mental instability are trying to get him help.
Source: Linda Ikeji (No be me talk am o)
“Failure is a man’s greatest motivation”
CJ, 2011 | | |
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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 3 Dead As Bomb Explodes At PDP Rally In Niger State |
on: 5-03-2011 05:53 PM
| Where are the useless SSS, SOLDIERS, MOPOL, POLICE, NAVY, AIR FORCE and the rest? greedy old self centered politicians this story would have made more sense if they were the people that died, now it must be innocent people. I suggest my fellow average civilians should stop going to their so called rally because our participation and votes does not matter. Let us leave them alone till GOD intervene. Naija DEMOGREEDY to hell. R.I.P.
''Politics Is An Instant Killer Which Sends A Man To His Untimely Grave".....CJ | | |
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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 3 Dead As Bomb Explodes At PDP Rally In Niger State |
on: 5-03-2011 05:50 PM
| Police sources have told SaharaReporters that three persons are confirmed dead after an explosion at a rally of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) Suleija, Niger state.
The rally had been organized by the state PDP with the aim of subverting a similar rally scheduled for the state by the Congress For Progressive Change (CPC).
Police sources told SaharaReporters that, in addition to the casualties, there are also 19 injured people who have been hospitalized.
Representatives of former military general and the presidential candidate of the CPC, Muhammad Buhari, told SaharaReporters that the candidate was on his way to a rally at taking place at the Minna Polo Ground in Minna, the state capital after visiting traditional rulers in the area.
''Politics Is An Instant Killer Which Sends A Man To His Untimely Grave"
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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Blood Money: Five Students Die Scrambling For Akpabio's Stolen Money |
on: 5-03-2011 10:34 AM
| You see how uncivilised Nigeria is. Its only in Nigeria that stuff like this happen and nobody seem to wonder why it should happen in the first place. Now, if one may ask - the money being shared is it part of the governor's salary? who's money is it and how is it going to be accounted for? I just wonder how low people in public offices can go out of ignorance. The governor must be one of the most uninformed. What about his advisers (people whose duty it is to advice him on monetary issues), they just stoodby and watch him trash public fund. Now, how about the lives lost in this show of shame, how is he going to validate them? What if that money was invested on infrastructures in the schools for a long term benefit? For whatever reason he decided to mismanage public fund the way he did, he should be ashamed of himself. Hope he does have some dignity left, 'cos he will really need some with which to address his people on the issue of the students death. WHAT A STUPID GOVERNOR.
"Innocent Nigerians Are Nothing But Political Necessities To Nigerian So Called Politicians. This Is Just Another “Ritual Technique” To Scarify Human Blood For Political Tendency. Illiterate Governor Who Doesn’t Know That, The Bank Is The Only Safe Institution For The Distribution Of Money. If He Really Wanted To Help Those Undergraduates, He Should Have Established And Supervised A Project With Such Amount Of Money Where Undergraduates Could Go And Seek For Employment, After-All The Money He Was Disbursing Is State Money. The Blood Of Those Innocent Undergraduates Are On His Head. Ungodly Man"
CJ, 2011.
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