A Professor was travelling by boat with a sailor, he asked the sailor, Do u know biology? Ecology? Geography? Morphology? or Zoology? The sailor said no to all the questions. The professor got angry and said; what the hell do u know on earth You will die of illiteracy. After one hour, the boat in which they were travelling started sinking, so the sailor asked the professor; do u know swiminology and escapeology from shackology? the professor said no. The sailor replied, well, shackology and crocodileology will eat your headology and your bodiology, and you will dieology because of your mouthology....

A guy in a hurry used the ladies toilet in a posh hotel. He sat down and noticed 4 buttons - WW, WA, PP & APR. Curiously, he pressed WW and his buttock was gently sprayed wit WARM WATER, he loved it so much! He Then pressed WA and a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, he pressed PP and a POWDER PUFF to make him smell fresh. Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last button APR... He later woke up in the hospital. A nurse smiled and said; Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. When the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went 4 balls. here are your balls..

Hahahahahahahaha smart woman.... that serves the husband right!

Hahahahahahaha 

Na wa for all these rich people ooo. I went wit a friend to visit her boyfriend from a very rich family. D maid approached me&asked MAID: what would u lyk to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee? ME: tea pls. MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea? ME: Ceylon tea pls. MAID: how do u want it, black or white? ME: white. MAID: milk or fresh cream? ME: with milk. MAID: goat milk or cow milk? ME: cow’s milk. MAID: freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow? ME: umm, lemme go with d freezeland cow. MAID: would u lyk it with sweetener, sugar or honey? ME: sugar. MAID: bee sugar or cane sugar? ME: cane sugar MAID: white, brown or yellow sugar? ME: abeg, forget abt d tea, jst give me a glass of water. MAID: mineral, tap or distilled water? ME: mineral water. MAID: flavored or non flavored? ME: infact get me an empty glass! MAID: do u want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug? ME: abeg, free me, i go swallow my spit.

NOTED... Dats gud 4 those that are interested

Lolzzz.. Who told u dat he cannot afford to buy fuel even if it costs N500 per liter. Amebo...

Rest in peace dear...

There is nothing like Happily Ever After when u purposely snatched another woman's husband..
beware Mercy... a word is enough 4 d wise.

Mercy take it easy ooo. that man is another woman's husband. hmmm so u have automatically become a second wife..
i wish u all d best. just hope it will last...

pls leave her before it becomes too late. She is not ready 4 marriage.. she is still flexing so don't allow yourself to make this wonderful  mistaken or else u will regret it as long as u live. Marriage is a life time business.... so take ur time in making ur choice..

This is very funny... u left ur first girlfriend cos she speaks in tongue while having sex, and u are looking 4 solution cos d new girl likes sex. hmmmmmmmm this is very Bad on ur side oo, cos i think u are d one that has problem not these girls.
lol.......