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1  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Funke Akindele Set To Marry Alhaji Kehinde Oloyede Almaroof, A Failed Politician on: 15-05-2012 03:05 PM
Quote from: umuyo101 on 15-05-2012 12:55 PM
see this mother fcuker. u love d outside but u no like d inside.

Dude what the heck is your problem? get the phyuk out of my business, you son of a bitch.....Bastard!
2  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Funke Akindele Set To Marry Alhaji Kehinde Oloyede Almaroof, A Failed Politician on: 15-05-2012 10:48 AM
Quote from: verah on 15-05-2012 10:46 AM
na wetin muslim dey lik now dey r never contented wit their wife at home na to marry 100 full house dey born suicide bombers full everywia............ nd d wife at home cannot re accept cos their religion forbids women to spik... hw pathetic .. it shuld b one man one wife... anyway jenifa congrts i hope u dnt divorce after 2 weeks.... jus sayin

I might disagree with your comment, but hey am in love with your profile pic... Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
3  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Love Letter!!! on: 14-05-2012 08:06 PM
Quote from: chummyli on 14-05-2012 07:58 PM
Bekee bu agbara

Meaning?
4  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Love Letter!!! on: 14-05-2012 07:49 PM
Dear Sugar,

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why this miraculous thing happened is because honey I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl Darling please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medular-oblangata also stops functioning.
Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off here because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them.

Yourz Ever,
5  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: KEBELLA on: 7-05-2012 05:05 PM
Quote from: stanbutto on  7-05-2012 02:54 PM
no, the person making her angry is a bitch (lady).
wetin i go call this guy, maybe mother fcuker lol


Exactly thats what you are... a broke ass motherphyuker!
6  Forum / Relationships & Romance / KEBELLA on: 7-05-2012 02:28 PM
Where the heck is that market woman, how I miss her only God knows! Grin
7  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Crazy Customer Service on: 28-04-2012 12:21 AM
A Customer Calls To Order a Pizza!
Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."
Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold........ .. on.......8898613561 02049998- 45-54610"
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan
Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your
mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood
pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from
the National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much
will that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total
is $49.9! 9"
Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is
over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year.
That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw
some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you' ve reached your
daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always
come and collect it on your motorcycle.. ."

Customer: " What!"
Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter...
registration number 1123..."
Customer: " Huh??"
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing.! ... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free
bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also
diabetic.... ... "
Customer: "***%&$%%### You $##$%%@!)))"
Operator: "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you
were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?"

CUSTOMER FAINTS!!!
8  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: NOT AGAIN: Hausa community clashes in Lagos on: 23-04-2012 11:15 PM
Quote from: ouzzyouzz on 23-04-2012 07:52 PM
Its so unfortunate that we have to read so much hypocrisy and insults to the nth degree on rare cases
involving Hausa, Islam and the North from those who are so displeased with their personal life
and suffering from a major deep inferiority complex, who seeks an outward attack
on others to feel good about themselves...too bad Sad
Well a basic 101 psychology session would educate one on the fact
that, such an approach would never resolve their self inflicted wounds ....Fact Sad Sad
In every community/families on every corner of Nigeria and around the world people have clashes/Wars
over one reason or another (Colonialism,World Wars I&II, Nigerian/American Civil War, etc) same thing
so what makes this topic any different from the others, none, except on a small scale ....take a chill pill
and comment on the merit of the clash and share your opinion. For they are not first to have a clash...jees
The fact is, it does not matter how you choose to display your personality/characteristics of ignorance
via insults/tribalism/etc. on here, none would make a difference and can not do a damn thing
to Islam/Hausa and the North.  Guaranteed absolute Fact  Shocked Shocked
So one simple basic fact should always resonate on one's conscious every time they feel the desire again
to self inflict their soul with insults, and that is, Hausa, Islam and the North
would always be here and would forever be here till the end of times...while you dead and gone.
so apply your common sense and stop rejuvenating your ignorance/hatred ....seek help


One of the few sensible comments I have read here recently.  I just don't know why people use abuse and insults as means of getting their messages across. So many tribal and religious fanatics. Seriously people need to GROW UP!
9  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Behold Nigeria‚Äôs first Islamic bank kicks off on: 21-04-2012 12:53 AM
Alhamdoullillah, finally!!!!
10  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 3 policemen jailed for molesting 16-year-old girl on: 28-03-2012 12:17 AM
Quote from: phyukinjoe2 on 27-03-2012 06:04 PM
why should they be punished.? when muhammad your dumb and primitive prophet said its alright to rape captive women and enslave them.......
    muhammadeens will never cease to be behaving like animals........fcuk them all Cool Cool Cool


What has this got to do with the topic above, sorry for intruding but just a question?
11  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / What is it???? on: 19-03-2012 11:09 PM
It is greater than God and more evil than the devil.
The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die.

What is it?
12  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: BREAKING NEWS: Boko Haram Deny Kidnapping, Killings of Sokoto Hostages on: 11-03-2012 01:51 AM
SMH....keep fighting for the sake of religion, aliens will soon come down for you....so many saddists!
13  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: IS NIGERIA THAT BAD? Policeman commits suicide on: 7-03-2012 01:53 PM
Quote from: kebella on  6-03-2012 08:16 PM
ofcourse 9ja is not bad buh the pple in it re very very bad Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Who are the people then?
14  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: SHAME!! 26 Years Old Nigerian In London Jailed For molesting 14 Years Old Oyinbo on: 6-03-2012 03:20 AM
Shaking my head! You create another controversial topic. Now watch the tribal and religious fanatics turn this place into a war zone!
15  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: ' A mans dick is his heart ' (Page 4) on: 8-02-2012 02:26 PM
 
Quote from: 50scent on  8-02-2012 02:22 PM
prufrite who are you  Huh?

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
16  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: ' A mans dick is his heart ' on: 8-02-2012 02:17 PM
Fake 50 Cent aka Naijapal's Addicted Women Chaser!
17  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Sorry If I Offended Anybody specialy Truenaija2 on: 7-02-2012 12:35 AM
Quote from: blings_is_back on  6-02-2012 11:38 PM
thats the kinda girl i like...... now u'll make more friends than enemies

And who says blings is black?
18  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Settle an Argument: Who Should Watch the Kids? on: 9-09-2011 01:41 PM
Quote from: 50scent on  9-09-2011 12:33 PM
Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Who is this Psych. patient on LOOSE  Shocked

cant u hear?.......i  said shut up
19  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Settle an Argument: Who Should Watch the Kids? on: 9-09-2011 12:25 PM
Shut up!!!
20  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: "Why I Do Not Wear Pants" - Tonto Dikeh on: 8-09-2011 01:10 AM
Mein I dont get it.........who give a flying phyuk?
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