this man is u are really disturb by yeye things

if this is not like a joke to you that means you are confused and stress up, don't be like that man i beg, Naija pals/Gistmania no wan go for burial of a confused and stress up man.

WARRI BIBLE IS OUT GRAB YOUR COPY NOW!!
Sample version!::
ENG:- As it is written in the Bible.
WARRI:- As dem yan 4 Bible !
ENG:- Jesus entered the boat with his disciples !
WARRI:- Bros J cum enta canoe with him padi dem !
ENG:- As the boat was sailing, there was a great
storm !
WARRI:- As the canoe dey move, na im yawa cum gas !
ENG:- The storm was so great that it was like a
whirlwind !
WARRI:- as d yawa Dey gas, na him kasala burst join !
ENG:- The disciples became So afraid and they shouted
Master ! Master !
WARRI:- Na him liver fail him padi dem, na him dem
begin dey hala Bros eh ! Bros eh !
ENG:- Jesus got up and calmed down the wind !
WARRI:- Nα so bros J get up kon arrange the mata !
ENG:- HE turned to his disciples and said, oh ye with
little faith !
WARRI:- Na him bros J luk him padi dem, shake him
head, kon provoke..."O BOI ! UNA FALL MA HAND O !
ENG:- The disciples replied and said "what manner of
man is this ?"
WARRI:- him padi dem kon hala "shoo ! Bros J, which
levels Nαh, you BE WINSH? Lol

Why do Nigerians like saying things twice e.g. magomago, crycry, follofollo, yanmayanma, puffpuff, chinchin, kulikuli, wakawaka, moimoi, jedijedi, sharpsharp, yoriyori, gbomogbomo, mumu, truetrue, borrowborrow, lielie, lailai, fearfear, touchtouch, talktalk, holyholy, jigijigi, jagajaga, kiakia, mazamaza, scatterscatter, potopoto, kabukabu, wuruwuru, palapala, worryworry. See as u dey laflaf & copycopy

A stressed man was in his office thinking deeply,suddenly a man runs inside shouting 'Peter Peter your daughter Tonia just had an accident and died'. Shocked and confused,he jumps out of his office window! As soon as he does; oh! He remembers his officeis on the 7th floor. As he is descending lower,he remembers he does not have a daughter called Tonia. Still descending, he remembers he is not even married, just 2 floors before he hits the ground, he remembers his name is not even Peter......lolz ...Don't be too carried away by ur thoughts.

A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if
I sit beside you”?
The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T
WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!”.
All the students in the librarystarted staring at
the guy and he was embarrassed. After a
couple of minutes, the
girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she
told him “I study psychology and I know what
a man is thinking, I guess you felt
embarrassed right?"
The guy responded with a
loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!?
THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!"
...and all the people in the
library looked at the girl in shock and the guy
whispered in her ears; “I study Law and I
know how to make someone feel guilty" ...

This Hausa couple went to London.
One day in the hotel room, the husband heard
his wife screaming "bera bera" (bera means
mouse in Hausa).
He wanted to inform the room service but he
didn't know the English word for "bera"
Husband: Halo rum sabice??
Room Service: Yes Sir how can I help you?
Husband: Errr... You know am por Tom &
Jerri??
Room Service: Yes Sir!
Husband: Wallahi Jerry i here fa..

In a Sunday school class one Sunday morning, after a very interesting topic,the teacher asked,
”Any question?”
Akpors raised up his hand looking very confused

Aunty: What is your question Akpors?

Akpors: Aunty, you said the children of Israel escaped from egypt?

Aunty: Yes

Akpors: The children of Israel also crossed the red sea?

Aunty: Good

Akpors: The children of Israel also sinned against God

Aunty: Yea

Akpors: The children of Israel pulled down the mighty wall of jericho?

Aunty: What exactly is your question Akpors???

Akpors: Aunty, when the children of Israel were doing all these, where were the adults of Israel?,

I miss d days when we went to
school,lined up & D
headmistress & teachers
inspect our nails & uniform &
den we match to our
classrooms,
U Remember na??
• D days of Nasco
Biscuit,Trebor, Iced Colored
water tied in nylon we called it
"lolly"
• D days of Goody-Goody&pako
Biscuit. X_X
• D days of ali & simbi,Mr
Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo lives
in Calabar.
...
• Chei, i remember those days
when one naira na money,when
groundnut was 5 kobo. & choco
milo sweet was 5 kobo
• days of messing game,who is
in d garden, police and thief
• D days of mama & papa play
• days when we use to build
houses with sand, play suwe
game,tinco tinco,change ƔU̶̲̥̅̊я
style, ten ten, skipping, stop! U
remember nau!
•those days wen we used to fly
kite on streets, wen boys used
to use d paint bucket cover as
tire & their daddy's hanger as
d steering
•those days when rubber band
was stock exchange
•days when votron, jimbo,
power rangers, spider man
was our favourite cartoons
• D days of limca soft drinks &
choco milo advert on black and
white tv Nd̶̲̥̅̊ sunday rendevous
by1:30pm
• when we say 'leke leke give
me white finger'
• Those days when eleganza
pen was d best
• D days wen we used to drink
water from d tap even suck
out d water if its not coming
out
• D days when NTA will show
rainbow color for 30 mins then
national anthem before they
resume program @ 4pm • D
days were basket
sandals,simbi nd Bata sandals
were d best
•Days wen we all sing sandalili
sandalili songs, dstv has come
no more old fun
I'm really proud to have
experienced all this. If u r nt
smiling it means u were nt
born in my generation. Good
day Fans
Naija This One Na For Una
Oooo ....

American put am dey use am, fellow Americans no look the thing but na Asian am dey surprise nawa oo, Naija person like una go carry wrapper throw there dey sleep there mek no one escape una eye..

i dey come make i get my dope i beg una

too tight

the
1st pic: described him as some1 who thinks on behave of the world
2nd pic: described him as SPATACUS, the champion of GAZA who killed all gladiator @the arena.
3rd pic: described him as the doctor, who heals and carry out surgery
4th pic: described him as the president of united state of America, a country lead by ILLUMINATI.
5th pics: described him as JAMES BOND, who will go to fight with highest technology equipments, and will come back with a woman and as a hero.
6th pics described him as spider man, who flies both in the day and night.
7th pics am confused, is it's Inspect general of police or, copral,  who stands at check point, collect 20 naira, search cars and catch criminal.
8th pic as POPE BENEDICT 10

this is what i think he have in mind.

confirmed rubbish

MATTER (anything that has weight and occupy space)