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1  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: SHIT (Page 2) on: 27-05-2011 10:04 AM
shit biz na still some people business... so far say dem dey use am make money, na serious biz!!!
2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: SHIT on: 27-05-2011 10:03 AM
duurrrhhhh....  Tongue Tongue Tongue
3  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / SHIT on: 26-05-2011 03:11 PM
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore as they are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,


BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING

(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

P.S - All those full of Shit, raise your hands up!!! Grin Grin Grin
4  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Wahala Dey Oh... Part 1 (Page 18) on: 12-05-2011 06:25 PM
Emejuju, Ndi Umunna dey Texas and Frankfurt, no be only Lagos...
5  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Wahala Dey Oh... Part 1 (Page 18) on: 12-05-2011 06:22 PM
Quote from: prof96 on 12-05-2011 06:12 PM
Amakah and Eme una see unasef, waito Amakah na u dey propose?

Oga Prof... yes na me propose... na badt tin?  Embarrassed
6  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Wahala Dey Oh... Part 1 (Page 18) on: 12-05-2011 05:48 PM
Emejuru... u still neva decide yet?
7  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Wahala Dey Oh... Part 1 on: 12-05-2011 05:47 PM
Quote from: prof96 on 12-05-2011 05:34 PM
Quote from: Amakah on 28-04-2011 11:09 AM
wetin u go do babalawo???

No nid 2 ask, na names of d suitors wey she dey find b dat, she won carry all dia pix do tumbo tumbo 2 know whic one she go choose. we dey watch am, leave am

from where abeg???
8  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Wahala Dey Oh... Part 1 (Page 18) on: 12-05-2011 05:17 PM
so since i leave una, u still dey open tongue abi???
9  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Who Looks Older? Photo Of Genevieve Nnaji And Her Teenage Daughter (Page 12) on: 11-05-2011 07:21 PM
OMG... dats Nengi Warikoko my close pal... she isnt Genevive's daughter... lmao!!!! Grin Grin Grin
10  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Who Looks Older? Photo Of Genevieve Nnaji And Her Teenage Daughter (Page 12) on: 11-05-2011 07:20 PM
OMG... dats Nengi Warikoko my close pal... she isnt Genevive's daughter... lmao!!!! Grin Grin Grin
11  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / CJN KATSINA-ALU ESCAPES DEATH, TREE BRANCH KILLS HIS WIFE. on: 9-05-2011 11:57 AM
CJN, Katsina-Alu escapes death as tree branch kills wife
On May 8, 2011 · In News .. VANGUARD.

MAKURDI — The Chief Justice of Nigeria, CJN, Justice Katsina Alu, yesterday escaped death by the whiskers at his home town, Alu, in Oshongu Local Government Area of Benue when a branch of a Melina tree in his palatial country home mysteriously fell on him and his wife.

The duo were said to have been rushed to a hospital in Gboko but Mrs. Mimi Alu died before medical attention could get to her.

According to an eye witness, Justice Alu and his wife visited home to attend the wedding ceremony of an in-law in a community not far from his village.

Our source added that after the function, the CJN and his wife went back to their abode and sat outside thier residence which is surrounded by trees, and at around 8 p.m. there was heavy wind within the area.

He said: “Justice Alu and his wife were sitting outside, relaxing and attending to visitors when wind started blowing. They both got up to go inside the house when suddenly a branch of the Melina tree came crashing down on them.

“The CJN and his wife went into coma immediately but the people rushed to their rescue and took both of them to Nyon Hospital in Gboko where the wife was confirmed dead by medical doctors on duty at the time,” our source said.
Justice Alu was, however, lucky as he was revived by the doctors and is said to be in stable condition and under medical observation.

The late Mrs. Alu was a successful business woman and in her mid fifties before her sudden death.

 Shocked Shocked Shocked
12  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Wahala Dey Oh... Part 1 (Page 14) on: 5-05-2011 05:31 PM
Deffney long tym dear!!! Grin Grin Grin
13  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Stammerer on: 5-05-2011 02:53 PM
 Grin Grin Grin
14  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 3 friends die in a car accident (Page 2) on: 5-05-2011 02:52 PM
 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy... #for d joke#
15  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: oboy na mess dey spell like this? messi tell Xavi on: 5-05-2011 02:48 PM
messi mess! lwkmd... mess mess messi Grin Grin Grin
16  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Wahala Dey Oh... Part 1 (Page 14) on: 5-05-2011 02:46 PM
lol
17  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Wiz Kid ft Akala... Dont Dull (Page 5) on: 4-05-2011 12:33 PM
 Tongue Tongue
18  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: how many of u did all this??????????????? (Page 14) on: 4-05-2011 12:33 PM
Emejuju na wetin now? cow dey ur side???
19  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Wahala Dey Oh... Part 1 (Page 14) on: 4-05-2011 12:32 PM
go do close up advert now...  Undecided
20  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Wiz Kid ft Akala... Dont Dull (Page 5) on: 4-05-2011 12:31 PM
 Tongue
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