there was a man travelling from calabar to lagos by car, around benin nah him hot shit come worry am 4 motor. since there were fine fine gurls in the motor, he didnt wanted to embarase himself due to his inability to communicate properly in english language. so after a while when he culd not bear it anymore, he told the driver; 'driver im imPRESSED' the driver answered ' thank you sir'. after 2 mins, the man said again this time louder than the first ' driver im imPRESSED' d driver responded again 'thank u sir, its pple like you that makes our work easier with your soothing remarks'. seeing that the driver isnt getting the message and unable to hold on much longer he SHOUTED 'DRIVER ABEG STOP B4 I SHIT 4 PANT'.
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