So what will happen to his penus? Dem don cut that one off or turn am to honeypot???    This case is complicated 

True. Some of them can be brainwashed. They will promise them and turn them against their own country. Let's pray for d girls to return safely. That's really essential. They must have dis-virgin some of d poor and powerless girls. How sad.   

Well said thanks ever so much. Even if he doesn't feed her, can u compare real love with anything? U can spend millions on a man dat does not stop him from breaking up with u if he wants to vise versa. D truth of d matter is pure love and some guys of nowadays may find it difficult to practice.

Point of correction: the PHD was only awarded to honour her as d First Lady of Nigeria.

2ndly: I'm not in support of d role Patience played in d film titled "there ris Godu o" but all I want to say is English is not our first language, In my opinion, I think she's entitled to spk d language she feel comfortable with. However, the whole world listen to her and everyone don't understand our unique broken English then, maybe she could have employed an interpreter to help her communicate better. Don't forget she's also one of d product of d so called failed system. U and I should count ourselves lucky. Patience is unique and honestly I see nothing wrong in d way she speaks. Although she makes me laugh and I'm enjoying every bit of it.

To be candid, oyinbo pepo cannot accept or spk our language so y shld we worship theirs and rubbish our own person? Think about it! Some Chinese leaders cannot spk good English and they don't care. If u don't understand their language, so be it! U cannot come and discriminate against them in their country neva!

Lastly, Jonathan's love for Patience is genuine and unconditional. It takes a man a lot of courage to introduce someone like Patience to d whole world as his wife. I'm not trying to mock her here but to glorify d work of God. What I'm trying to say in essence is this, Patience has no Kids and not properly educated yet Jonathan is satisfied  with what he has. Not all men can do this my dear. Love has nothing to do with her education or d way she speaks. Love should be free of sentiments.

For ur info, Jonathan has another mistress who is well educated, and she's a lawyer from a rich family. She had 2 children for Jonathan but the president is not proud to introduce this woman to d world because circumstances brought them together and u cannot compare the love Jonathan has for Patience in any shape or form.

Biggest fool of d year. He just want to be popular all over d world. Trying to use Chibok girls to gain cheap pop. He's not contempted with d bad name he made for hsimself in Nigeria. I just pity the littles girls he's using to do d crazy campaign. Shapeless thing  

U can say that again mate!!!  Grandiosity of the highest order!

Then give her the right size.

If she slap u small, make u slap am big, then she go learn to control her temper. Shikenah.

U do well o bros. E be like say u woman dey serve u slap every morning over there.

I truly understand how some women behave here. No mind d oyinbos, Na dem stupid law dey put them for serious trouble.

 U shld just try deceive d woman to come Naija so u can beat her up like a baby. I'm an advocate and I don't encourage domestic violence but if a woman slap u, then slap her thrice. Next time she will know better or behave well. 

Turn d left or right hear and get 2nd slap as advised in d bible. (Laughing out loud in Chinese language)

Women don't trespass! If u do, then expect d worse!!!

U can say that again

 
Lol ;

Chai!!! There ris godu o. Who go translate this one? We need one interpreter to work with Obahiagbon pls

Obahiagbon 1.

Elaborate pls. R u one of his Gigs...

U can say that again

Thanks for d info

Fake tinz! All for politics

HIV and other diseases are very common with people who have  unprotected sex tru the anus than the "digging the main thing". Most eventually die of AIds if proper care is not taken.

We totally agree with u and Yes that's Y our fellow forumites advised that we invite satan or devil to court to narrate his/her own side of the story.

He's Boko Haram but what about d English he's speaking? Is that Islam-English or Hausa-English? Don't worry ur death will be worse dan Gadaffi's

Seriously this is very funny. I can't shout o