A man appeared in one village and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10...... The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around their village...., they went out to the forest and started catching them.........The man bought thousands at $10. When supply started to diminish...... He again announced that he would now buy at $20......This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again......... Soon the supply diminished again....The man then increased the offer rate to $25 but now the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey......, let alone catching it! ......The man announced that he would now buy at $100!.....and, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf........ In the absence of the man..., the assistant told the villagers.... Look..all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought.......I will sell them to you at $75 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell it to him for $100......The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys........After they bought all the monkeys.......they never saw the man and his assistant disappeared, only monkeys everywhere!!!....

Akpors who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his Oga's room, drinks his wine and adds water to top it up.
One day his Oga bought a new wine called pasties, it was a french wine that changes colour if water is added onto it.
Akpors unaware of this, sneaks into his Oga's room, drank the new wine and added water on it.
Immediately it started changing colour.
Akpors: I am in trouble, big trouble.
He ran to the kitchen.
Meanwhile, oga and madam were sitted in the parlour, while Akpors was in the kitchen....
OGA: Akpors!
Akpors: Oga
OGA:Who drank my pasties?
No answer...
OGA:Akpors, who drank my pasties?.
No answer...
Oga walked into the kitchen and saw Akpors there.
OGA:Are you insane or what?Why when I call, you say "Oga" but when I ask you a question you don't answer me?
Akpors: Oga,when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything, except your name!
OGA: Is that so?Nonsense! Okay go to the parlour, stand beside madam and ask me a question while I stand here.
Akpors went and did what oga said.
Akpors: Ogaaaaaa
OGA:Yes!
Akpors: Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam is not at home?.
No answer...
Akpors: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear me, I say who dey sneak enter the house girl room when madam no dey house.
No answer...
Oga runs out of the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never end!Akpors, it is true o, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name.
MADAM:That's not true. It's a lie!
Akpors: Madam, do you want to be tested?.
MADAM: Yes,please!
Akpors: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpors: Madam!
MADAM: Yes,Akpors!
Akpors: Who is Junior's biological Father? Me or Oga?
Madam rushed out of the kitchen
MADAM:This kitchen needs to be fumigated o, I can't understand anything at all!

OMG..."it is a CULTURAL to respect elders"..... . This fuse no get part 2. LMAO...

Like seriously, why are u all tryna act like u know hw to pull da english stunts in bits, a lady made a simple mistake that any one of us can make at anytime, nd instead of keeping our focus on tha main topic, we busy calling names, i hear ya saying dey aint no love in the city, it should begin wif u, the earlier we Nigerians learn to accept each other just the way we are, nd try to show love, the further we go, so its no use tryna embarrass a lady in such a social sphere, where in Gods name did u keep ur manly courtesy , am sure if u graduated either wif a 1st or second class, uld have berra things to do wif ur time. The  fact dat Nigeria aint moving forward doesnt mean we should act like dopes in a pig stay , u cant try that wif a lady here in Canada, women are highly respected nd taken in high esteem. No hating, am just saying