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1  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Chinese Man Cuts Off His Penis After Failing To Find A Girlfriend on: 29-10-2013 08:17 PM

A Chinese man who tried and failed to find a girlfriend suddenly felt one day that his penis was no longer useful … and hacked it off.
According to local reports, Yang Hu, 26, from the eastern Chinese province of Zhejiang, has been suffering bouts of depression over his inability to find a girlfriend due to his long working hours … and then last Sunday night, he made the ultimate decision that his penis is useless.

Believing that hacking off the third leg will take his mind off girlfriends, Yang Hu took a knife and sliced his penis off … and immediately regretted it.

Taking his bicycle, Yang rode himself to the hospital but very unfortunately for him, he forgot to bring the severed penis along with him and was sent back by doctors to get it.

By the time he rode back to his house, retrieved the penis, and rode back the hospital, his penis was gone forever. In other words, doctors were unable to fix him because the organ has undergone necrosis (died).

Now his friends are blaming the doctors for not sending Yang with an ambulance to retrieve his penis … and instead made him ride his bicycle with all that terrible pain.

2  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Woman Steals Money From Boyfriend, Hides It In Her RECTUM on: 3-09-2013 08:54 PM

A Tennessee woman stole money from her boyfriend and hid the cash in her rectum … but injured herself when she unsuccessfully attempted to extract the money from her feces store.

According to police, Bobby Gulley said that his girlfriend, Christie Black, had fallen into the trap he set for her by placing $5,000 cash inside a medicine bag together with some drugs before going to sleep. On waking up, he found Christie still awake but the cash gone.

When he saw Christie throwing up some ‘partially dissolved drugs, he asked her for the money, and she admitted that she had hidden it inside her rectum.

Christie said she decided to steal the money so that she could use it to find a place to live since Bobby was going to kick her out.

According to the police report, Christie tried to take the money out of her rectum by using toilet brush and a pair of tongs, but she failed and instead, injured herself severely in the process.

Christie ‘was bleeding severely and was transported to the Hawkins County (Memorial Hospital) emergency room,’ according to the report. As of late last week, she is till in hospital and doctors have removed the money and handed it over as evidence.

When she comes out of hospital, she will be charged with theft of over $1000.

3  Forum / The Buzz Central / 100-Year Old Woman Asks For A Penis As Birthday Gift (Video) on: 7-07-2013 01:43 AM

A woman who just turned 100 years old was about to be interviewed by a news reporter … and you won’t believe what the first thing that came out of her mouth was!

‘How’s ya d**k hangin’? The woman asked as soon as the reporter sat down, sending everyone into laughter.

And that’s not all!

The cheeky woman – who is in a wheelchair – was asked what she wants for her birthday… and guess what she said? ‘Give me a piece of d**k.’

And even after all efforts by her children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren to take her mind off the third leg and concentrate on the interview, she still insisted that she wants a ‘big d**k.’

The reporter had no choice but to stop the interview.

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4  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Birthday Celebrations - Lagos Style (How Birthday Celebration Gets Down- Video) on: 11-06-2013 10:02 PM
The amount of trash this girl is scattering everywhere is difficult to quantify...
5  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: New Video: Timaya - Sexy Ladies (Page 4) on: 11-06-2013 09:56 PM
Disappointed...abeg go back to your plantain boy roots. Nice beat though.
6  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Man Had Sex With Unconscious Neighbor To 'Save Her Life' on: 11-06-2013 09:42 PM

An Utah man has been arrested on Friday after he had sex with his unconscious neighbor just to ‘save her life!’

According to court documents, 50-year old Rodger William Kelly told the police that he put his third leg into the 29-year old neighbor on May 19 in an effort to ‘save her life’. ‘He said he did place it inside of her to try and get her temperature up,’ police wrote in a probable cause statement filed in 5th District Court.

According to cops, Kelly had met the young woman unconscious outside her apartment, and proceeded to carry her inside his own house and put her on the bed. Then he changed her clothes and lay down beside her, hugging her in an attempt to make her warm. The next thing, the temptation crept in…and he had his way with her.

The woman later told the police that she might have been raped after she found bruises on her  upper thighs. Kelly even admitted to police that they had been intimate before, but she had since informed him that she is no longer interested in the relationship.

Court docs state that the hospital couldn’t complete a rape kit because the woman’s honeypotl area was cleaned while she was sedated.

Kelly has been charged with first degree rape and is held at Washington County Purgatory Correctional Facility. His bail has been set at $25,000.

7  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: whats wrong with this picture -----? t{tribal marks edition} on: 11-06-2013 09:33 PM
Wetin be dis now? See as this beautiful child's face has been disfigured  Angry Angry Angry
8  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: "I Came To Lagos With A.B.C Night Bus" -- MI Abaga Opens Up on: 11-06-2013 09:31 PM
I like this guy.
9  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: TONTOLET!!! Watch Full Video Of Tonto Dikeh's Drunken Madness In London on: 11-06-2013 09:29 PM
 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
10  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: What Is Wrong With This Picture (Future Head Of State/Aboki Edition) on: 17-03-2013 08:55 PM
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin see swag  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
11  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Malogede - Timaya ft. Terry G (Official Video) (Page 5) on: 14-03-2013 05:15 PM
Timaya is the bomb...
12  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: LWTMB!! Top Nigerian Official Does Not Know His Ministry Website Address [VID] on: 7-03-2013 09:25 PM
LOL this man don fall my hand... Grin Grin Grin Grin oh nooooo...
13  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: What Is Wrong With This Picture (Secondary School Edition) on: 1-03-2013 11:56 PM
dis pic funny i no go lie... Grin Grin Shocked Shocked Shocked
14  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Dog Shoots Owner in the Leg With Handgun on: 28-02-2013 12:26 AM

A Florida man is currently recovering after his pet dog shot him with his 9 mm handgun.

Police however, said they are not going to prosecute the dog, as the shooting was accidental.

According to local reports, 35-year-old Gregory Dale Lanier of Highlands County was driving his truck with his pet pooch on Saturday when the dog kicked a 9mm handgun lying on the floor of the truck, discharging a single bullet in the process.

Gregory told police he thought the gun was not loaded, but he immediately learnt it was the other way round when he 'heard "boom", saw smoke and felt a burning in his leg.' He was not seriously injured.

Police has ruled the dog, name Fido, shot him by accident and so no prosecution, adding that they have never seen a case like this before.

15  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: [By FIRE By FORCE!] "You Must Get A Degree" – Davido’s Father Insists on: 28-02-2013 12:18 AM
Sure say e go make am since nah only two of them for the whole department?
16  Forum / The Buzz Central / Shocking Video: 9-year old boy rapping about cocaine, slapping a woman's behind on: 26-02-2013 09:43 PM

His name is Lil' Poopy, and in the video below you can see him slapping a woman's behind while rapping about cocaine, clubbing and other dirty stuff children his age shouldn't be thinking about, talk more of saying.
The good news is that his father has been charged for child abuse after police in Massachusetts saw the video, and others he has featured in with a rap group who call themselves the Coke boys. They even gave the boy a nickname called The Cocaine Cowboy!

Here is the booty-slapping video:

You can read more about the little boy from the source:
17  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Viral Video : Sarz "Beat Of Life" Viral Infection [Very Funny Video] By Trybe on: 25-02-2013 03:04 PM
 Shocked Shocked Shocked shuo?
18  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Brazilian Exchange Students Refuse To Sleep In Unilag Female Hostel on: 25-02-2013 02:55 PM
Seriously...I dey wonder now between 9ja girls and Brazilian girls who bush pass lol...for this 21st century people for Brazil still dey think like this...those girls should go back home joor...they don't deserve our AC and DSTV..
19  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: The 25 Most Miserable Countries in the World (Nigeria not Included) on: 24-02-2013 12:48 AM
Naija no dey the list...Halleluyah!  Grin Grin
20  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: JEEZ: Nigerian Gospel Singer, Lanre Atorise Teriba Shot In South Africa on: 24-02-2013 12:45 AM
Nawaaoo...thank God he made it
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