President Obama's daughter real name is Malia Obama,spell it backwards and thats Ailam Amabo. Now here's the real creepy part. According to the bible,Ailam Amabo with alot of follower's (aka) fans means ...
Well it means absolutely Nothing. I just wanted to waste your time as u wasted mine.
who knows this guy way they chook out him tongue suld warn him oO! Cos if dat his yeye aproko tongue touches my sweet tom tom rilly Dom.. I will personally cut d tongue 4him.
There was this car that was driving very slowly down the highway. A state trooper pulled it over. ''what did i do wrong officer? The driver asked. ''you were going 26mph on a major highway,there is a law against that. You must go at least 15mph. ''But when i got on the highway,the sign said 26'' This is because its interstate 26! The 26 isn't the speed limit.
The driver leaned back into her car seat and the cop saw another woman sitting beside her,she looked as pale as ghost. What happened to her? The officer asked. I don't know,but she has been that way ever since we got off the interstate 160.
Lady on phone, is that a police station, a man has entered my house and he is molesting me right noww.... Can you .. aaaaaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaah! awwwwwwww! Ooooooooooh! Yeaaaaaaaahhhhh! arrest him tomorrowwwww!!
Three nun died at the same time after a terrible car accident. They all appeared in front of the gate of heaven to meet saint peter. Peter informed them that they will answer some basic questions about theology before they are permitted to enter heaven if only they got it right.
First nun steps forward, who is the first woman? Peter asked. ''that's easy'' exclaim the num ''Eve! peter smiles,the bells toll and the gate of heaven open.
The second nun encouraged by her colleague easy pass,steps forward and tells peter she's ready. ''Who is the first man? Peter asked. Adam says the nun. Peter smiles, the bells toll and the gate of heaven open.
The third nun steps forward with confidence. '' what were Eve's first words to Adam? he asked '' my,that's a hard one. the num replies worriedly, but peter smiles,the bells toll and the gate of heaven opens...
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