last time "Bank i Moon" came to Nigeria,he was supposed to visit me but he did not

well here are some possible factors:
I have changed residence,
My line the particular one he had got lost prior to his visit,he does not pick call from unknown numbers.


any way the only regret i had was that the soup i prepared for him he he did not taste{it cost me so much preparing it cos i know what he likes}
I believe we will re-establish contact maybe when next i travel to U.S

whats the gun doing there when are trying to settle things amicably??

the guy under snake custody whats your problem

no amount of bleaching cream will make an "aboki's" knee change colour.




this is a challenge to all bleaching cream companies world-wide

passing by a phone boot;noticed serious quarrel which might have ended up in a bloody fight.on asking,this was the problem
the caller:helllllooo JJJJohn calll me i ddonnt have crrrrredit.mmmmmmmaddddddddam endd the the the call and lett it jjjjust summ at one minute bbbbbbbbbb/cocsssssssss i dodododo noonoott make muchh money.
He then gave the phone to the woman and on checking it it summed "8 minutes".


lo and behold,the caller was a stammerer so good-sameritans had to pay for him and advised him to hand over the phone to the attendant just after making his call.

thanks

teacher:spell plantain
pupil:starts crying
teacher:why are you crying,i just asked you to spell plantain and you are crying?
pupil:Anty the plantain you say i should spell is it "ripe or unripe"

following the ugly trend we have today when girls or ladies do not have any time at all for domestics affairs theses days and the over-all 
lack of dicipline,a man took to him self such a lady as his wife.
after sleepless nights,a day he arose very early took his marriage cert and was curiusly suding it.
his wife came by,walked past him 3 times and then asked him
wife:what are You doing with our marriage cert,hope all is well
man:Eunice please let me be am searching for the "expiry date" of this thing....

well i advice Mr President to prob the man called Dangote.Any business Dangote ventures into the price of that good or commodity rises.I am advising Mr President to make stringent measures that will ensure people like Dangote will not exceed an existing price rather                       
should bring down prices.Mr president should also make sure He over-sees the affairs of the cement industries that is from the point of extraction to that in the market...