A COUPLE GOES OUT TO CELEBRATE THEIR 50TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY TOGETHER. ON THEIR WAY HOME,
THE WIFE NOTICE TEARS IN HIS HUSBANDS EYES AND ASKS HIM, IF HE'S GETTING SENTIMENTAL BEKOS THEY'RE CELEBRATING 50 WONDERFUL YEARS. TOGETHER. HE REPLIES, "NO, I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE TIME BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED. YOUR FATHER THREATENED ME WITH A GUN AND SAID HE WILL HAVE ME THROWN INTO JAIL FOR 50 YEARS IF I DON,T LEAVE YOU ALONE,I WOULD HAVE BEEN A FREE MAN TOMORROW IF I DID NOT MARRY YOU