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MY DEAR,WT GOES AROUND WILL SURELY COMES AROUND,LEAVE THEM N BEHAVE AS IF U KNOW NOTHING TO UR FRIEND TIME WILL TELL

A woman is lyke bluetooth,u're next 2 her,she stays connected,u go away,she finds a new device.Man is lyke wi-fi,many device can connect 2 him @ a tyme.

An illiterate naija man travelled abroad. He entered a Restaurant and wanted to order chicken but he couldn't remember what chicken is called in English. Luckily for him,he sees another man on the next table with 4 eggs on his plate..happily he calls out to the waiter and points at the eggs on the man's plate.."Abeg...i want their mama!

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a. pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.

However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge.

I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, a factory and$2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,

"My in law,You'll fu*k her again!"

wot wld u do if u dialed ur number on ur boyfriend’s cell phone & intending to have it stored as babe or sweetie or darling, u punched the number and “Mufu Mechanic” came up as the saved name for the number

A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to wait many hours, she decided to buy a book to spend her time. She also bought a packet of cookies. She sat down in an armchair, in the VIP room of the airport, to rest and read in peace. Beside the armchair where the packet of cookies lay, a man sat down in the next seat, opened his magazine and started reading. When she took out the first cookie, the man took one also.
She felt irritated but said nothing. She just thought: “What a nerve! If I was in the mood I would punch him for daring!” For each cookie she took, the man took one too. This was infuriating her but she didn’t want to cause a scene. When only one cookie remained, she thought: “ah... What would this abusive man do now?” Then, the man, taking the last cookie, divided it into half, giving her one half. Ah! That was too much! She was much too angry now! In a huff, she insulted the man, took her book, her things and stormed to the boarding place. When she sat down in her seat, inside the plane, she looked into her bag to take her eyeglasses, and, to her surprise, her packet of cookies was there, untouched, unopened! She felt so ashamed!! She realized that she was wrong... She had forgotten that her cookies were in her bag. The man had shared his cookies with her, without feeling angered or bitter.
...while she had been very angry, thinking that she was sharing her cookies with him.
And now there was no chance to explain herself...nor to apologize.”
There are 4 things that you cannot recover.
The stone...
...after the throw!
The word...
...after it’s said!
The occasion...
... after the loss!
The time...
...after it’s gone! Be careful and be patience ALWAYS!!! Hav a nice day

SAME HERE, I TOO DEY GBADUN NAIJAPAL, XPECIALLY WATCHING FILMS. I NO DEY BUY FILMS AGAIN EVEN DSTV NA NO GO AREA FOR ME AGAIN