She be won blow her boss!

If na me them rape, I go, go find those ladies make them do am again!

There's plenty more from where that came from...

Nametalkam, no offense but you get life outside of naijapals?

Pray for him people... he is still a very young player.

Bolton midfielder Fabrice Muamba was rushed to a hospital Saturday as medics appeared to try to resuscitate him after he collapsed during an FA Cup match.

Muamba fell to the ground in the 41st minute with no players around him and the quarterfinal was immediately stopped, then abandoned.

Medics rushed onto the field with a defibrillator and treated the 23-year-old Muamba, pumping his chest for around six minutes of treatment.

Some players appeared to be praying as fans chanted his name between periods of silence at White Hart Lane.

After Muamba was carried off on a stretcher with an oxygen mask and with his chest still being pumped, all the players also left the field before referee Howard Webb abandoned the quarterfinal.

Bolton manager Owen Coyle and forward Kevin Davies accompanied the player to a hospital. Bolton said there were no further details on his condition.

Bolton teammate Stuart Holden, who was watching the game on television, tweeted: "waiting anxiously for updates from teammates. Fab is a fighter!"

Muamba was born in what was then called Zaire on April 6, 1988. His father left the country because of political turmoil and settled in England, and Muamba joined Arsenal's youth academy in 2002.

He made his debut at age 17 on Oct. 25, 2005, in the League Cup at Sunderland, and was loaned to Birmingham in the League Championship the following season. The loan was made permanent in May 2007, and he made his Premier League debut for Birmingham in 2007-08.

He joined Bolton in June 2008.

Muamba has been part of England's youth team system and was a member of its team at last year's European Under-21 Championship, where he came on as a substitute against Ukraine and started against the Czech Republic.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2012/03/17/sports/s120812D16.DTL#ixzz1pP4LeNEf

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about football. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys.

"Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches."

"I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed. "We've got all the referees."

LONDON (Reuters) - The biggest mystery in the universe perplexing one of the world's best known scientists is -- women.

When New Scientist magazine asked "Brief History of Time" author Stephen Hawking what he thinks about most, the Cambridge University professor renowned for unravelling some of the most complex questions in modern physics answered: "Women. They are a complete mystery."

The wheelchair-bound Hawking, who only recently retired from a post once held by Isaac Newton, talked to the magazine in the run-up to celebrations for his 70th birthday about his biggest scientific blunder and his hopes for modern science.

Hawking is due to celebrate his 70th birthday on Sunday with a public symposium entitled "The State of the Universe" at the University of Cambridge's Centre for Theoretical Cosmology.

Hawking heads a list of speakers including British Astronomer Royal Martin Rees, Nobel Prize-winning physicist Saul Perlmutter and Kip Thorne, one of the world's leading theoretical physicists.

While we're at that...
RIP to the Deeper Life Brethren who lost their lives... May the Good Lord be with their families

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who no won feel rita dominic raise your hand!!

congrats... this marriage go last well well... the bride no care about him money, she even wear high heels, to show say she no even consider him stature! kudos!

Those stupid airport scanners give freaking cancer!!

Steve Jobs, the mastermind behind Apple's iPhone, iPad, iPod, iMac and iTunes, has died, Apple said. Jobs was 56.

"We are deeply saddened to announce that Steve Jobs passed away today," read a statement by Apple's board of directors. "Steve's brilliance, passion and energy were the source of countless innovations that enrich and improve all of our lives. The world is immeasurably better because of Steve. His greatest love was for his wife, Laurene, and his family. Our hearts go out to them and to all who were touched by his extraordinary gifts."

The homepage of Apple's website this evening switched to a full-page image of Jobs with the text, "Steve Jobs 1955-2011."

Clicking on the image revealed the additional text: "Apple has lost a visionary and creative genius, and the world has lost an amazing human being. Those of us who have been fortunate enough to know and work with Steve have lost a dear friend and an inspiring mentor. Steve leaves behind a company that only he could have built, and his spirit will forever be the foundation of Apple."

Jobs co-founded Apple Computer in 1976 and, with his childhood friend Steve Wozniak, marketed what was considered the world's first personal computer, the Apple II.

Shortly after learning of Jobs' death, Wozniak told ABC News, "I'm shocked and disturbed."

Industry watchers called him a master innovator -- perhaps on a par with Thomas Edison -- changing the worlds of computing, recorded music and communications.

In 2004, he beat back an unusual form of pancreatic cancer, and in 2009 he was forced to get a liver transplant. After several years of failing health, Jobs announced on Aug. 24, 2011 that he was stepping down as Apple's chief executive.

"I have always said if there ever came a day when I could no longer meet my duties and expectations as Apple's CEO, I would be the first to let you know," Jobs wrote in his letter of resignation. "Unfortunately, that day has come."

Read more @ http://gma.yahoo.com/steve-jobs-dies-apple-chief-created-personal-computer-231337236.html

May his soul R.I.P.

David de Gea might earn £35,000 a week but that didn't stop the Manchester United keeper allegedly stealing a £1.19 doughnut from Tesco.

The Spaniard waltzed into the store in Atrincham, Greater Manchester with two friends before wolfing down the tasty treat, it is being claimed.

De Gea apparently tried to make a speedy exit but was spotted on CCTV and quizzed by security staff - one of whom spoke Spanish.
They left the star in no doubt that he had made a howler but stopped short of taking any further action or calling the police.

'The security guards who monitor the CCTV watched two of them take a doughnut each out of the Krispy Kreme cabinet,' a source claimed in The Sun.

'They weren’t very subtle. They swaggered in chatting loudly in Spanish.

'Incredibly, they then appeared to try to leave without paying — or buying anything else for that matter.'

The source said that when challenged and ushered into the search room, de Gea did not seem to know what was going on and 'looked pretty embarrassed'.

A Tesco spokesman said: 'A customer was spoken to by our security team and the issue was resolved.'
The store has a strict policy of a three-month store ban for alleged shoplifters.

At training on Friday, De Gea was reportedly ribbed by his United team-mates who offered to buy the hard-up keeper another round of doughnuts.

The young goalkeeper is regarded as one of the best in the world and commanded a fee of £17.8 million when United signed him from Athletico Madrid.

But his Old Trafford career got off to a shaky start before he began to find his feet between the posts.
His boss Sir Alex Ferguson is fully behind his No 1 keeper.

He said of de Gea earlier this month: 'He’s 20 years of age and doesn’t know the culture of the country.

'That’s a lot to deal with but he has shown great composure about the whole thing.

'He’s not got himself flapping about the goalmouth. I think he’s absolutely outstanding. The boy is tremendous.'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2043686/David-Ge-Gea-caught-stealing-dougnut-Tesco-allegedly.html#ixzz1ZUh5cKGP

where the phyuk is Jonathan in all these?!

dude I had no intention of replying your comment but your disastrous spelling's just irresistible... first off that's not my name you bumblephyuk, it's my username.. God is not a time machine, cockburger! hahahaha I'm tired of owning your "arse" assclown... give your life to Jesus brah,,

and who in the blue hell do you think you are?! wearing white suit like a assgoblin faggot! you should go phyuk yourself... can't you tell the difference between a name and a username?! your name aint better in case you think so,,, farewell I bid you shitlicker dickface!

you're one helluva cocksucking dickface ignoramus motherphyuking atheist... just because you live in the U.S does not mean you can bash on Christianity like that... freedom of speech my ass!! Go learn some goddamn manners son... quit pouring your frustrations on God... or better yet you can phyuk off,,, from this entire naijapals!!

take his life already!! phyuk him up!!! 

what's wrong with 9ja playas? In England, it is a huge pride to play for the three lions,, why must naija be different?! afterall, didn't they colonize us?!
I remember Mikel playing for Chelsea even when is popsy was captured... can you imagine him playing for naija in that condition even if the venue's in England?!