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1  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: MONEY SECRET on: 7-05-2012 02:52 PM
Quote from: Mukah on  7-05-2012 12:38 PM we u wan take April fool.....
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2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: MONEY SECRET on: 5-05-2012 11:26 PM
there are 3 times of people.
1. those who make things happen.
2. those who see things happen. and
3, those who merely talk about them.
...where u belong?Huh?
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4  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Anger Management: Sexy Actress, Mercy Johnson Slaps Makeup Artist On Set on: 18-04-2012 01:54 PM
Quote from: pnwagod on 17-04-2012 10:15 PM
Nigerians have freedom of information, a bill that was signed by President Jonathan last year. That abused woman can take Mercy Johnson to court.
 Any person who wants to be a celebrity, you must be ready to deal with paparazzi and journalists in  legally acceptable ways, not fighting or abusing. I know she would not have tried what she did if that woman was a guy.  The intelligent questions are:Is it only through violence that people can resolver disagreements? If that woman was a White lady filming her, I bet Mercy would have even asked her for a dinner. She  abused the makeup woman because she feels she can not be prosecuted for such abuse in Nigeria.
 For those who supported the physical abuse on another woman;if this were in Europe or America,  your Mercy would have been begging for settlement  and making public appeal for forgiveness by now. I think some people are just holding  argumentum misericordiam or argumentum ad populum  positions on this case
One must not support a position because many people think it is acceptable. It does not follow or present reasonable argument to hold a position  that the "act" (i.e physical abuse of another woman) by Mercy Johnson is right because Mercy did it. I don't care if the woman filmed her while naked, the legally acceptable way to handle to case was not to destroy the woman's phone and abused her. In fact, we should have public prosecutors that can take up such cases whether the victim wants to press charges or not. I think, that is how the poor in Nigeria will be protected from hawks who think they have money, therefore they can do whatever they like and go free.
In fact, u are out of ur mind. sorry to say that but ur argument no hold water at all. are u a slave to white? are u a slave to america? are u a slave to Europe? i have been in europe and other countries, i never see where something will happen in europe or america and they begin to make reference to africa. stop ur mumurity and face fact. this happen in africa, in Nigeria. be urself man.
freedom of info u said, even in ur private life? in ur bedroom? that particular scene is as if she is in her bedroom. remember the video have to go thru some processes, removing some and perfecting others b4 its release to the market. its in the raw form the stupid woman wanted to have a feel, which is very very wrong. it is scriptural to be angry and the Bible says, don't spare the rod. since she acted rudely and childishly, the rod shouldn't be spared on her. this is not the first time mercy is acting so passionately. have she not been having make-up artist and fans around her b4?
My friend, when u are single, u tolerate to some extent, but when u are married is another ball game altogether. another phase of ur life and so many things won't be tolerated anymore. ok?
Come to europe, u will see how our sister sleep whites who misbehave to them, u will be amazed. white still dey fling ur body cos u never been close to them yet.
if it comes to court case, u will see mercy will still win. since she can't be so sure, when the video is deleted from the bb, its actually deleted and not stored somewhere else, smashing it, is the only choice remaining.
5  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Anger Management: Sexy Actress, Mercy Johnson Slaps Makeup Artist On Set on: 16-04-2012 11:37 PM
In fact, Mercy has done very very well, thats why she will always remain my favorite. being an actress doesn't make a perfect person automatically. if i were her, i would make sure i cut off that particular hand she used to hold the bb. i mean, what did u expect mercy to do? to smile at her and say weldone and tomorrow, something happens, all of u here saying she did wrong will be the first to show ur 32 teeth if its even up to that number.
if the make up artist is truly her fan, will she record her at that particular romantic scene? isn't there any other scene she can record or is she a lesbian?soon someone will come offer her million naira to sell them the video to pull her and her marriage down. Quick money in the name of make up artist and fan. every woman will do everything possible to protect her hard earned marriage.
to those against her, watch out! one day u will get married if u never done so and another man will come and grind ur pepper for u.
Mercy 4 real!
6  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / TEMPTATION on: 13-04-2012 03:30 PM
Sex is a sensation that starts with a temptation
where a boy puts his location in a girls destination,
to increase the population for the next generation.
Do you get my explanaton or do you need a demonstration?
7  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Tanzanian Movie Star Steven Kanumba dead at 28, allegedly killed by girlfriend. on: 10-04-2012 09:44 PM
8  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / The Geography of a Woman on: 29-03-2012 09:58 PM
The Geography of a Woman

*Between the age of 15 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
*Between the age of 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
*Between the ages of 31 and 36 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
*Between the ages of 36 and 40 a woman is like France, Gently aging but still warm and desirable place to visit.
*Between the ages of 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes, and Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
*Between the ages of 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide boarders that are unpatrolled...........The frigid climate keeps people away.
*Between the ages of 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
*After the age of 70, she becomes like Afghanistan. Allmost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there
9  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Dear Mr Penis on: 21-03-2012 06:47 PM
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised – the administration has decided to reject your request for the following reasons:

1. You do not work your full 8 hours.
2. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
3. You do not always follow the right instructions from the management.
4. You do not stay in your allocated position all the time, and often you have been seen visiting other sites.
5. You do not take the initiative; you need to be stimulated in order to start work.
6. At the end of your job you usually leave the place in a messy condition.
7. You do not always observe the right safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. You usually retire well before reaching 65.
9. You have never worked double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your position well before you have completed your day’s work.

And after all that, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious bags.

Yours faithfully.

The Management.
10  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: QUESTION! Why Do Nigerians Like TO "Show Off" By Taking Photos Everywhere on: 16-03-2012 04:28 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 15-03-2012 04:10 PM
Na bcos d moni wey i go use to buy me 2 room app here go build me house for naija....Simple.
Our materials much more expensiv nd we have to respect more laws in building, also paying a lot of tax.

So, na wetin come be niaja biz for that one na?if house material high for there wetin come be my own? oh niaja no get law abi? u don ever see where them build house cover road? ok next time come naija without visa, then u go see law. in other words, naija is blessed land. we all have the right to own our own land and use am do whatever we like. its a free gift from God, so no jealous us cos u guys have no such opportunities. no be we say make una govt dey tax una oo. but house wey u build by urself according to ur taste is the house u can boast of whether material high or low.
11  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: QUESTION! Why Do Nigerians Like TO "Show Off" By Taking Photos Everywhere on: 15-03-2012 03:36 PM
Quote from: Ifemylove on 13-03-2012 07:02 PM
hw do u xpect white men 2 do houz warming parry, wen dey bought dia houses on credit nd will finish d payment in 20 to 30years time?
Nigerians will suffer 2 build dia house without debt nd u xpect dem nt 2 celebrate dia success...

In fact ur mama born u well. imagine that!. oyibo dey call 2 rooms apartment wey dem buy house oo, wey we dey build large house with lots of space from scratch. for those of us wey suffer b4 we build our own house or buy our own car... guy, u need to partia am oo. Psquare say ' e no easy'
12  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: QUESTION! Why Do Nigerians Like TO "Show Off" By Taking Photos Everywhere on: 14-03-2012 12:45 AM
Poster. i live outside 9ja too. but i don't think its necessary to do as others from other countries do. just be urself. enjoy life how u know best. there are things those ones do that we don't do in 9ja. learn to value urself and makeup.. at least i hear so may whites who love we Nigerians more than their own people. its a fact...
13  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Nigerian Billionaire In UK Allowed To Settle Divorce Via 'Tribal Law' on: 23-02-2012 08:37 PM
Quote from: Idbabe on 23-02-2012 05:08 AM
U show dem say naija no dey carry last. Gbosa
bros, my belle sweet me for this ur post no be small. i see it like recircle thing men. if she succeed at all, na Naija guy still get the money. greek people once black, always black. the fact still remains, these whites like Naija men die, rich or poor. she will still spend the whole cash for another Naija wey go wash her clean.
14  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 300 million naira car used as a cab in Dubai (picture) on: 21-02-2012 05:38 PM
no mind the jobless poster. na the color dey deceive am.
15  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Ladies ,If you could have a penis for a day...... on: 9-01-2012 02:28 PM
Quote from: pala88 on  6-01-2012 02:30 PM
looool i hope it doesnt matter how its gonna look like after these 24h Cheesy Huh?
that thing is made to stand the test of time. hw do u even plan to use it? lool
16  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Ladies ,If you could have a penis for a day...... on: 7-01-2012 01:11 PM
Quote from: pala88 on  6-01-2012 02:30 PM
looool i hope it doesnt matter how its gonna look like after these 24h Cheesy Huh?
17  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Ladies ,If you could have a penis for a day...... on: 5-01-2012 04:51 PM
Quote from: onyiis on  5-01-2012 11:56 AM
so how many do u have ?  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Depends sister how many u need. but i could lend u mine if u will promise to return it back to
18  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Ladies ,If you could have a penis for a day...... on: 5-01-2012 10:29 AM
I like this topic. it reminds me of one of my classmate. she did told me that assuming her Virginia do stand like the penis, her's would have been tearing her skirt every time. lol
well, for the ladies, i could lend u one for a day
19  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / IS This My Train? on: 20-12-2011 05:00 PM
Lady: Is this my train?
Station Manager: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take it to New Delhi.
Station Manager: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
20  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: DIFFERENT REASONS WHY PEOPLE GET MARRIED on: 20-12-2011 04:57 PM
Nice Poster. also give reasons why some don't want to get married..part 2. Watch Out!!!
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