I guess you've never had a girlfriend before.

pastor rears chicken in the church premises. One expensive cock went missing. At church the next day, Pastor asked "Who has a cock?"

All the men got up. No I mean "Who has seen a cock?" All the women got up. No, no i meant "who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?" Half of the women got up. Oh for goodness sakes!! "Who has seen my cock? All the choir girls stood up........

Yo momma is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.

My fellow pals, due to the trauma that befell us yesterday, i'll be leaving for some time. We lost a young and bountiful uncle yesterday. Pls, we need ur prayers as we undergo this second blow withing the space of a year. Remember umu-ugom family in prayers; we're in great turmoil.

like fada like son