A MAN (with a very tiny pee pee) PICKED A HOOKER(nurse) FROM THE ROADSIDE, WHILE THEY WERE CONVERSING THE LADY WAS OPTIMISTIC WHILE THE MAN WAS A BIT TENSED BECAUSE HE LESS EXPECTED A LOW PERFORMANCE FROM HIMSELF AND HE THINKS THE PRETTY LADY WILL BE DISAPPOINTED IF SHE DOESN'T GET SEX. HERE IS THEIR CONVERSATION BEFORE THE SHOW
MAN: honey wat's ur real name? WOMAN: moni MAN: moni? WOMAN: yes pls MAN: woah, wat a lovely name u got WOMAN: tanx honey MAN: wat do u do for a living? WOMAN: 'm a nurse MAN: really? that means you re use to patients and nakedness WOMAN: yes, but not always MAN: have you held a penis before? WOMAN: of course I have, you know is part of my job... MAN: wat is the list size of penis you have ever seen WOMAN: well, as a midwife 'am use to this size MAN: which size? WOMAN: ur size MAN: fainted
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