(Conversation between Father, Teacher and Son)
Father: Why did you beat my son like dat yesterday?
Teacher: i asked him 1 + 1 and he said 11
(Father faces his son and asked)
Father: 1 Naira + 1 Naira
Son : 2 Naira

A rich guy once lived in VI with his pet, suddenly suddenly the dog died. the rich guy went to his church to inquire if he could hold a mass for his dead dog in the church. (CONVERSATION BETWEEN THE GUY & HIS PASTOR)
GUY: Pastor, i dog just died, can mass be held for the poor creature?
PASTOR: definitely not, we cannot hold service for animals in the church. but there is a church down the road, you can check with them if they can help you. (AS THE GUY WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE)
GUY: pastor do you think 1 million naira will be enough for the church service?
PASTOR: Sweet Mary mother of jesus, why didnt you tell me your dog was a christian, we definately, have service for all christians.
 

I have been dating a guy way back from high school,  up till now we are still together, the thing is, he is the only guy i have ever dated, and right now things are not working out the way i had hoped it would, and lately guys have been asking me out, i feel like dating another guy, you know just to have an experience with some other person. i do love my boyfriend but he is not making me happy.