Na GOd go help una for dis site . . . d site shuld jus b named naijamadpeeps

 NYSC member in the Exam Hall.

A male Corp Member was part of the invigillators in a
GCE exams holding in the school he is serving.

Right inside the school when the exam was on going, one sexy gal who was wearing a very short skirt and looking gorgeous was
cutting eye for the Corper, giving the corper a seductive look.

The guy went straight to the girl to find what her problem is.
The corper gave the girl the solution to the mathematics question.

So, after the exam, the Corper and his friend followed the girl up, to arrange on how they would meet and the girl said:
"do u think I'm a prostitute? All those actions I was displaying for you in the hall are fake oooo,
thats my boyfriend waiting for me ooo..Mugu"..and she laughed!....

The corper said: do you think I read Mathematics in the University?
I studied Yoruba in school, all those answers I gave to you are
fake!
The Girl slumped.

guy go suck thumb jare . . .

Bia wilson . .shey dem don giv shit chop b4

Last sunday we seat down for
church naa him pastor begin
preach we need to take our
destiny very serious.

Though
destiny may be delayed it cannot
be stopped....

Naa him pastor ask:
How many people have watched
"MERLIN"?: only two people rise
dere hands... Naa him pastor talk..
U see Merlin, the destiny of
camelot was placed on his
shouders...

Naa him pastor ask again who
among u done watch "LEGEND OF
THE SEEKER": only two people
raised dere hands, naa him pastor
talk, dats is a very good film the
deharans took over the midland
but for the help of the seeker dey
won....

Sooo u must take ur
destiny very serious u don't know
the destiny of Nigeria may rest on
ur shoulders...

Naa him pastor ask again... how
many people have watched
SPARTACUS : Naa him everybody
for church raise dere hands, both
the choirs, elders, ushers....all the
workers/members...
Naa him pastor halla::: DONT
WATCH DAT FILM, ITS A DESTINY
KILLER...

waco i see fire in ur eyes . . .dis na ur babe buh me i no see d mother of ur kids . . . .

i just hope d baby no turn conductor IJN . . . .

Gentelroland wic 1 b both parents kwa ? ?  ? 

what er dey doin ? ? ?er dey dancin azonto or what ? ? ?  

Oga na rubbish Ў☺ΰ post jare... Shey †ђξ man Ŋ☺ see †ђξ gal ₯ ni!???yeye jaku jaku poster...go find wrk jor....atole

HASENYBDY EVEN STREAMED DAT VIDEO JESUS  . . .ABEG DAT BOY IS GOOD  , , ,I MEAN GOOOOOD . . .EMM VOICE NA WAY OWT . .EM LINES NKO NA KPAKAM . . .LUK WIZZY IF U LYK phyuk OLDER WOMAN OR EVEN GIVE PERSON BELLE. . .O N PE . .MAKE DEM TALK . .ME STILL GAT MAD LUV FOR U BRO . . . .

do u guys tink singin is easy ? ? ?u hav tew stretch ur brain tew a limit . .nd smokin hemp is d only way tew elast d brain . . .infact let eny musician cum out nd say he or she dosnt smoke hemp make tunder fire am dia . . .luk u guys shuld leave d young folk alone . .hes human nd evry human has flaws . . . .if he smokes gess its hes lyf man . . . .

dis er cases were me myself wuld surgest jungle justics .  ..cum try it wit my sister i swear tew God i will castrate d modaphyuker immidatly . ..  .I SWEAR . . . . . 

ken make we hear word abegy shey u wey no get moni dey happy ? ? ?? ?

pure rubbish  . .even poster writen self na gbagaun . . . . 

Please, Education is compulsory
WHO SAID EDUCATION ISN'T GOOD FOR US?

From a Limpopo High School, grammar teacher: "The girl goes to school, goesn't she? (Hmmm!)

From Brits, somewhere in Rabokala High School teacher: "Both of you three come here!. (Na waooo!)

An irritated Soshanguve primary School teacher to a student: "Tomorrow I want you to come with your father, your mother and both your parents!" X_X .

On seeing twins enter his office, the deputy principal of Lepelle high School at Marblehall said:" You look together; are you twice, who is copying who?(Wahala dey oo)

Notice at a store in Mothutlung: "Open seven days a week and weekends" (shoo!)

Sipho admonished two boys who were arguing:"Don't speak so twice together, man, Speak once upon a time!" (Shege!)

My favourite remains what Julius Malema said:

"I would rather kill myself than commit suicide ( una dey see am)

so cox shes a gal na u wont tell her its a pb4......

   
Sam had been in the hectic newspaper
business for twenty-five
years when he decided that he was sick of the
stress and quit his job. He bought 50 acres of land in
the middle of Nowhere, Vermont. His place was so isolated that the
postman came only once a week and he went to the grocery store only once a
month.
After six months of near total isolation, he hears a knock on the door. He opens the door and a big
bearded Vermonter is
standing there. He says, "Names Enoch. . .your
neighbor from four miles over the ridge. Having a
party Saturday, thought you'd like to come."
"Great," replies Sam.
"After six months of living like this I'm ready to meet
some local folks. Thanks 4 inviting me."
As Enoch is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you,
though, there's gonna be some drinkin'." "Not a
problem. After 25 years in the newspaper business, I can drink with the best of them."
Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. "More
'n likely gonna be some fightin', too." Tough
crowd, Sam thinks to himself. "Well, I get along with people. Don't worry, I'll be there. Thanks again."
Once again, Enoch turns from the door, "I've seen
some wild sex at these parties, too." "Now that is
not a problem," Sam says. "I've been up here
all alone for six long months. I'll definitely be
there.
By the way, what should I wear?"
Enoch stops in the
doorway one last time and says. . . "Whatever you want. Just gonna be the 2 of us there."!

We must av sex dat nyt or d whole of her frends hears it . . . .