A friend bought egg and discovered there is nothing inside, he went to where he bought them n broke all the eggs and all was found empty. Then they went to the poultry to complain, some chickens came out and started laughing and said “See all this mumu, them no know sey we self don dey use condom
an illiterate was travelling with his friend to his village 4 a burial wen a police officer stop them on d road, the police officer checked their particular and discover that their papers were not complete, He decided to take them to d his station, to avoid that, they started begging the police officer, the illiterate man started begging with his friend by saying OFFICER PLS ENO GO BETA 4 U
tope was sleeping in d office wen her MD entered, she has been worned several time not to sleep in office, as her md was approching her desk she notice his presence and she said "IN JESU NAME I PRAY(AMEN)"welcome sir
A yoruba teacher was teching his student translation,he asked; who can tell me the english meaning of "ATA SA PA MI LORI". no one could answer except a boy who said "PEPE RUN KILL ME HEAD"
a pastor went to visit one of his church members,on geting there dis is conversation igbo man: welcome sir,have ur seet,i just cook yam finish sir wait make i go bring am. pastor:dont worry,remember jesus christ did nt eat or talk about yam in d bible, igbo man:i don read one place 4 inside bible wey jusus talk say AYAM DAT AYAM
general advice if u knw u av a big eyeball,pls dont marry a partner dat also av d same size of eyeball,bcos u will give birth to a general oversear that will c d back 4rm d front.
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