I don't have a very pronounced forehead...they maybe have a three-head,
bottling company must hear this passing 

Nigerians are out of nations cup 2012 cos over-skillfulness.
U'll be out of this forum soon if u re too self esteem.
Talking about yeyeism-oxford joke dic
 

 they were thinking it was the evolution of tools. 

that's the pokey stick...an important idea. Poking things is good

Ex-President Obasanjo and his accomplice Rhibadu were riding on an elephant.

A group of bystanders were watching intently. All of a sudden someone in the croud shouted,
 “Hey look that elephant has two A*#Ss on it!”

Ex-President Olusegun and Rhibadu looked down at the elephants ass, confused thinking it had two ass hole.
 

Copper could file a lot of court cases against us...but it can't. It's an inanimate f#cking object!

i just know that one day everybody go receive judgement right?

is it?.....continue to yab each other, ok Im in azaerbajan,

 

There were these 3 criminals who had just robbed a bank in Egypt. They were caught, convicted, and sentenced to exile in the Sahara Desert and they could each take only one thing. When they met in the desert they each were telling what they had brought.

"I brought a loaf of bread, so when I get hungry, I'll have something to eat," said the first criminal.

"I brought a water skin, so that when I get thirsty, I'll have something to drink," said the second.

"I brought a car door, so that when it gets hot I can roll down the window."

well this is a joke for the 95yr old PHD older

lol a Bokoberry service might interest you 

  baba 70? 

I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. My secretary asked me where I got it and I told her that it was a surprise from my wife. I went home early yesterday, and there it was, on the back of a kitchen chair. 

Dbanj and Genevieve was having dinner. Kokomaster asked the beautiful lady,
  “Well, honey, what do you think about scape goat?”
"She’s sturbborn, Dbanj! Can you deal with her?"