I can't stop laughing, honestly some people are very very funny how can u say witches. everything that happen to a Nigerian is as a result of witches hacking !. You better work harder next time and forget about witches or whatever been around you , Gold are won by the best in olympic. Anybody that want to win gold must work harder, Witches & Wizards doesn't function at the olympic game .
A husband working abroad wrote to his wife... Dear Sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month for expences, so I am sending 100 kisses as You are my sweetheart.
your husband,
His wife replied... Sweetheart Dearest,
Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses,though I have taken care of it. (1) The milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. (2). The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses. (3). Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent. (4). Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other executive items and other expenses 40 kisses Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance, but in urgent need,I apply executive Item.. Shall I plan the same for next month.