An airplane was about to crash, with 5 passengers on board but with only 4 parachutes. The 1st passenger said I'm Kanu Nwankwo, one of the best soccer players in the world; you can't afford to lose me! So he took the 1st pack and jumped. The 2nd passenger said, I'm Daisy Danjuma, the wife of the former Minister of Defense, a Senator and potential future President! She took the 2nd pack n jumped...The 3rd passenger, Goodluck, said I'm the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria; the most powerful man in the Country! I have great responsibility and I'm the smartest president in Nigeria's history. I am indispensable as Nigerians need me for the successful implementation of poverty alleviation, deregulation, privatisation, monetisation, etc.Then he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane
The 4th passenger the 'POPE' said to the 5th passenger, an 8 year old school girl, I'm old and don't have long to live. As I'm a CATHOLIC I'll sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.The little girl turned to the Pope and said 'it's okay there's a parachute left for you. Nigeria's smartest president has taken my school bag!
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NA JOKE O!

A mad man saw a Hellus jeep parked, @ the back side of the luxury car was written boldly 4x4. The mad man went straight to the car and said, let me answer the question as a Maths student he now used a six inches nail and solve 4x4 = 16 on the body of the car and left
The owner saw it & shouted who did this to my car, quickly he took his car to a panel bitter who wiped the maths with paint and replaced the 4x4 , when the mad man saw it he shouted and said “maybe the man didn't see my work “ - he started all-over again with a nail, the owner seeing this took his car to a panel beater & ordered him this time to add = 16 after writing 4x4 which he did
When this mad man saw it he was happy and shouted “i got it! I got it!!” , quickly he picked up his nail straight to the car and wrote in a very big font; very-very-very-goooooooooooooooood.

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead honeypot.

The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.
 

Dt was her comeuppance!