IF YOU ARE A MAN
1. Go out with your boys, bag a very attractive broad and get laid.
2. Engage in emotionless segxwal encounter whilst respecting your sex partner
3. Keep yourself extremely busy
4. Cook more, eat more and treat yourself to the thangs that make ya happy
IF YOU ARE A FEMALE
1. Go out with the gals, bag a very attractive dude and get bent
2. Engage in casual sex without emotions attached. But hey, dats hard for women, so if you are the weak type, just wank.
3. Keep yourself extremely busy
4. Go shopping with the gals, eat less and treat yourself to thangs that get your excited and happy
IF YOU ARE CONFUSED
1. Spend more time alone reading books
2. Upgrade your game. Cos being gameless won't get u sum'n sum'n
3. Get a job you hate. Dat way you can occupy your mind with sumn heavier than your break-up. Funny thing is, in weird and annoying situations arise the best of one's self and lessons to learn.
4. Take a vacation. Go to Abuja and feast your eyes on a more organized standard of living. Lagos can frustrate you cos once you walk out your door, someone is guaranteed to piss you off. Dats why when i'm home i drive in Lag, I bus in Abj. The daytime mingle aint worth it in LAG but the time's sure worth it in ABJ.
5. Conceal your true identity more often from then on, cos after a break up most people give out more about themselves without knowing they are doing so.
6. Spend time with older folks. Its like upgrading your playlist. Them folks upgrade your knowledge about the opposite sex.
There you have it. Raw, uncut and affirmative.
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