| Two little boys stole a BIG
bag of orange from their neighbour
and decided to go to a cool and
quiet place to share the loot
equally. One of them suggested the near
by cemetery. As they were
jumping the big gate to enter the
cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the
bag behind the gate but they
didn't bother to pick them since
they had enough in the bag.
Few minutes later, a
drunkard on his way from a
bar passes near
the cemetery gate and heard a
voice saying: “One for Me,
One for U. “One for Me, One for U”.
He immediately sobers up
and
runs as fast as he can to the
church near by for the Priest.
"Father please come with me,
come and witness God &
Satan
sharing corpse at the
cemetery.
”They both ran back to the
cemetery gate and the voice
continued: "One for Me, One
for U,
One for Me, One for U..."
Suddenly the voice stopped
counting and says: “What
about
the two at the gate? Come
see
marathon! The priest almost
run past the church gate,
Shouting we
are not dead yet oooh |
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