` hello ladies in the house and ugly guys abeg make no vex oo but i you vex e no concern me do you all no why dey chose GEJ as your president dey called obj , yaradua and GEJ in a secret election which is the person that perform well will be the leader , so Obj came and was too rough , they said no you can't be our leader you are too rough , so yaradua came and he was too cool and gentle and they said no you can't lead the people you are too gentle they people will over thrown you GEJ now came , been a wise guy he saw that they rejected the rough and the gentle men so he now start his own , he will behave rough small and behave gentle small and they said yes you are the right one ( omo people mouth the smell here na him make i no finish am )make una go wash mouth
see me wahala oo i just dey waka for road one early morning like that na him me come dey hear one hard voice like that wey dey shout for bush help ,help as an ibo guy i say make i go see waitin dey happen there , when i reach , when i reach , hey you no fit believe waitin i see you no fit believe watin i see , you no watin i see infact next time i go tell una watin i see no vex oooo ( )