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1  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Burna Boy Sacks His Mother As His Manager following involvment in illuminati on: 12-07-2014 08:25 AM
dia problem .... not mine
2  Forum / Celebrity Talk & Discussions / Re: What Is Wrong With this Photo [Suffocation Edition] on: 4-06-2014 02:33 PM
pooooio
3  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Back Then and Now Check Out The Diffrence on: 2-06-2014 03:52 PM
u dey ask me?
4  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Woman With The Largest Búm Implants In The World on: 11-06-2013 07:33 AM
wasted generation
5  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Must Read Story: See How Aids Patient Spreads It To 120 Boys Before She Died! on: 11-06-2013 07:30 AM
ok nah madam HIV Donor... Guys b warn always use bullet proof b4 insertin ur joystick
6  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Taiye Taiwo turns 25 today in UK, his twin brother turns 33 in Nigeria. on: 21-05-2013 09:51 PM
lol... naija I dey Hail OoO
7  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: haba! Drunk Lecturer kills 3 students in kogi state!!!! on: 1-02-2013 12:36 AM
naija i dey hail oooo
8  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Psquare Vows Never To Visit Uganda Again on: 6-01-2013 05:13 PM
wetin come concern me
9  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: I No Fit Shout! - Picture Of An Overloaded Car on: 6-01-2013 05:09 PM
no be small tin
10  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: OMG: [Photo] Three Crushed To Death As Container Falls On Car In Lagos on: 22-11-2012 08:02 AM
God Deliver us 4rm Such accident...so Sad Cry
11  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Most annoying questions girls ask on: 22-11-2012 07:55 AM
hMmM U TRy Small
12  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: TRAGEDY: 20 Wedding Guests Killed In Auto Crash In Abeokuta on: 7-10-2012 09:57 AM
R.i.p God have mercy  Cry
13  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: The Little Girl Whose Feet Won’t Stop Growing on: 20-07-2012 08:47 AM
no be small tin oo...God deliver us 4rm such Illment
14  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: THE PIGS on: 5-07-2012 08:10 AM
lol u try broda
15  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Is God truly Misin? Lol.... on: 6-06-2012 10:11 PM
A couple had 2 little
boys, ages
8 and 10, who were
excessively
mischievous. They
were always getting into trouble
and their
parents knew that if
any
mischief occurred in
their town, their sons were probably
involved.
The 2 little boys’
mother heard that a
clergyman in town had been
successful in disciplining children,
so she asked if he
would speak
with her boys. The clergyman
agreed, but asked to
see them individually.
So the mother sent
her 8-year-old first, in the
morning,
with the
older boy to see the clergyman in
the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man
with
a booming voice, sat
the younger boy down and asked
him sternly,
“Where is God?” They boy’s
mouth
dropped open,
but he made no response, sitting
there with his mouth
hanging open, wide-eyed.
So the clergyman
repeated the
question in an even sterner tone,
“Where is God?” Again the boy
made
no attempt
to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice
even more and shook his
finger
in the boy’s face and
bellowed,
“WHERE IS GOD!?” The boy screamed
and bolted from the room, ran
directly home
and dove into his
closet,
slamming the door behind him. When his older
brother found
him in the closet, he
asked, “What
happened?”
The younger brother, gasping for
breath, replied, “We
are in BIG
trouble this time,
dude…
God is missing–and they clergyman  think WE did it!”LOL...
16  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Naija student AirPLANE on: 29-05-2012 10:41 PM
 Many
Nigerian professors
were called and asked to
sit in an air plane. When
they had sat,they were
informed that the plane was made by their students.
All of them ran
and got out of the plane
sayin my time never reach 2
die ..except one professor.
People asked him the reason Y he didnt
run out He said,"If
it's made by my
students,it will not even
start...Talk more of crash
loL..
17  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Funny Old Days on: 29-05-2012 09:55 AM
I miss the days of
Apoche,cloths made frm
chair materials=))
• D days when we went to school,lined up& headmistress&teachers
inspect our
nails&uniform&den we
march to our
classrooms8-| U Remember
na?? • D days of Nasco
Biscuit,Trebor,sisi pelepe,
ekono gowon,baba
dudu,Okin Round&Okin
Four Corner. X_X Iced
Colored water tied in nylon we called it "condense" • D days of Goody-
Goody&pako Biscuit. X_X
• D days of sakobi the
snake girl,Nneka the
pretty serpent, ali &
simbi,Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo lives in
Calabar & in yoruba class obe oba be obo oba; • Chei i remember those
days when one naira
coin na money>:Owhen
groundnut was 5
kobo. & choco milo sweet
was 25 kobo>:O • days of messing
game,who is in d garden,
police and thief,\=D/
• D days of mummy &
daddy play♥♥:*
• days when we use to build houses with
sand, play suwe game,tinco
tinco,mr
marcaroni,change Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊я
style,pion pion pion
(gun sound), ten ten, skipping, stop! U
remember nau({}) :$
:/
•those days wen we used
to fly kite on
streets, wen boys used to use d paint bucket
cover as tire & their daddy's
hanger as d
steering=D
•those days when rubber
band was stock exchange:/
•days when votron,
jumbo, power rangers,
spider man was our favourite cartoons • D days of limca soft
drinks & choco milo
advert on black and white
tv Nd̶̲̥̅̊ sunday
rendevous by1:30pm 3-|
• when we say 'leke leke give me white
finger' #:-s
• Those days when
eleganza pen was d
best:x
• D days wen we used to
drink water from d
tap even suck out d water if it not coming • D days when:s NTA will
show rainbow color
for 30 mins then national
anthem before they
resume program(=| .4pm l•
D days were basket sandals,simbi nd kitto sandals was d best; Days wen we all sing
sandalili sandalili songs dstv
has come no
more old fun:>
I'm really proud to have
experienced all this. If u r nt smiling it means u
were nt born in my
generation :p :p
18  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: wonders shall neva end on: 29-05-2012 09:51 AM
2moro neva oo cus 4 naija 50yrs na im be 1day
19  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Naija student airplane on: 29-05-2012 09:49 AM
Wilson Jsix Ogah Many Nigerian professors
were called and asked to
sit in an air plane. When
they had sat,they were
informed that the plane
was made by their students. All of them ran
and got out of the plane
sayin my time never reach 2
die ..except one professor.
People asked
him the reason Y he didnt run out He said,"If
it's made by my
students,it will not even
start...Talk more of crash
loL..
20  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: TRUE STORY on: 26-05-2012 07:50 AM
Lol ...U try o kip mesmerizing d place joor
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