During one of her daily
classes, a teacher trying to
teach good
manners, asked her
students the following
question: 'Okon, if you were on a
date having dinner with a
nice young lady,
how would you tell her
that you have to go to the
bathroom?' Okon said, "Just a minute I
have to go pee."
The teacher responded by
saying, "That would be
rude and
impolite." 'What about you, Emeka,
how would you say it?'
Emeka said, "I am sorry ,
but I really need to go to
the bathroom.
I'll be right back.." "That's better, but it's still
not very nice to say the
word bathroom
at the dinner table."
"And you, Akpors, can you
use your brain for once and show us
your good manners?"
Akpors: "I would say,
'Darling, may I please be
excused for a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear
friend of mine,
to whom I hope to
introduce you to after
dinner.'"
The teacher fainted...

If u r ask 2 slap one person on dis joke forum, who wil dat person be....As 4 me i 4 give Gameisover dirty SLAP..Hahahahahahaha Lwkmd

Jonathan met
with the
Queen of
England.He asked her, "how
do
you run such an efficient government?
Are
there any tips
you can give to me?I want
to help
Nigeria" "well, said the Queen,the
most
important
thing is to surround
yourself with
intelligent people."Jonathan frowned,
and
then
asked,"But how do i know
the
people around me are really intelligent?"The
Queen replied.
Oh, that's easy; you just ask
them
to answer an intelligent
riddle.The Queen
pushed a
button on her
intercom."Please
send David Cameron in here,
would you?"
David Cameron walked into
the
room and
said,"Yes, your majesty?"
The Queen smiled
and said,"Answer me this
please.
David,your
mother and father have a
child,it is not your
brother and it is not your
sister.
Who is
it?"without pausing for a
minute David
Cameron answered,"that
would
be
me."Yes,very good,"said
the Queen. Jonathan
went back home to ask his
Vice
President
Sambo, answer this for
me,your mother and your father have a child,it's
not
your brother
and it's not your sister,
who
is it?" I'm not sure said Sambo."Let me
get back
to you.He
asked all his staff in the
Office but none could
give him an answer. Finally,one day,he ran into
Dora
Akunyili.
Sambo asked," ora,Your
mother
and father have a child and it's not
your
brother or
sister,who is it?" ora
answered
sharply,"That's easy, its me! Sambo smiled,and said
"thanks!"Then he
went back to speak with
Jonathan.Sir,"I have the
answer to that
riddle", It's
Dora Akunyili!
Jonathan got angry,he said
to
Sambo.No wonder Nigeria
isn't moving
forward,
I am Surrounded by
Dummies.!"The answer is
David Cameron!

A Nigerian man fainted
outside Mr. Biggs (an
eatery). Soon a crowd
gathered around him and
someone suggested, “Give
him some water, it will help.” Hearing this, the man
opened one eye and said,
“Commot from here, if na
water I wan drink, I for go
faint for water board…”
Lol...

A thief broke into a Mad man's
houz & stole his Tv. He took
off & started running, d Mad
man also ran aftr him. The
faster he ran, d faster d Mad
man also ran aftr him. Finally he got tired & stopped, d Mad
man also stopped & ask him y r u runnin
"Tak dis, u 4get 2 carry d remote

@gameisover u na goat? Dnt u knw hw 9ja police d force innocent pipo 2 be guilty wit dia Jimmy?

In an effort to determine
the top crime fighting
agency in Nigeria, The
president narrowed the
field to three finalists: the
SSS, the Army, and the Nigerian Police force. The
three contenders were
given the task of catching a
rabbit which was released
into the forest.
The SSS went into the forest. They placed animal
informants throughout.
They questioned all plant
and mineral witnesses.
After three months of
extensive investigation they concluded that rabbits
do not exist.
The Army went into the
forest. After two weeks
without a capture, they
burned the forest killing everything in it, including
the rabbit. They made no
apologies. The rabbit
deserved it.
The Nigerian police went
into the forest. They came out two hours later with a
badly beaten bear. The bear
was yelling, " Okay, Okay, I
agree, I'm a rabbit, I'm a
rabbit!" plz dnt beat me
again...Una see 9ja security Wahala

Lol... 9ice one