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81  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 'Dead' Boy Sits Up, Asks for Water at his Own Funeral, Dies Again (Page 4) on: 7-06-2012 12:41 PM
back in those days in Port HArcourt town, it was rumoured that some corpses used to bribe the mortuary attendant at night to let them out to go for a stroll. infact the gist went further that a certain female corpse used to prostitute herself at night. she would return to the morgue around 4am and dash the morgue attendant some cash. as a child then, those gists used to send a chill down my spine but in retrospect, i burst out laughing. sorry though, i mean no disrespect to the dead. just thought i should share this with you honourable people.
82  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Man impregnates his biological mother twice on: 7-06-2012 12:32 PM
Quote from: northrepublic on  7-06-2012 10:21 AM
men! i fcuked this bitch, bend down and suck my d*1*ck {wh*re} i fcuked that p**sy of yours fcukin bitch>>fcuk christianity>> and kiss my smelly black ass{bitch} try me  and you will know what i'm made of bitch! hack and trace you! find you and rape you! murder you and dump you in my souvenir freezer fcukin {wh*re} 

you are a COWARD, you can't do any of these things
besides, you are sick in the mind for typing rubbish here
this forum is not for loonies, OK?
83  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Man impregnates his biological mother twice on: 7-06-2012 12:28 PM
Quote from: open_reality on  6-06-2012 02:12 AM
Abomination!!! I know sey naija dey do many wonders, but e be like say Zimbabwe get PHD in abomination. How person wan take explain this one to the pikin? Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

ROTFLMFAO Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
it is called Oedipus Complex, when men become segxwally attracted to their mother. abomination all the same.
how you dey? you have been scarce!
84  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 'Dead' Boy Sits Up, Asks for Water at his Own Funeral, Dies Again on: 7-06-2012 10:07 AM
Quote from: queenrukky on  7-06-2012 09:54 AM
thanks alot for this comment,instead of us creating a world of possibilities for ourselves,all we do is to sit here judge,criticize,condemn,and insult ourselves.we have great ideas,we have a platform(9japals),why dnt we put our minds together and make AFRICA a better place?

my sister!!!
85  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: TB Joshua Predicted The Dana Air Plane Crash-said It Was A Security Breach on: 7-06-2012 07:04 AM
Quote from: SAINTKITTS on  7-06-2012 04:51 AM


EDUCATED ILLITERATE, YOU WANNA PROVE WISE WHILE SOUND LIKE  A BIG JOKE TO ME , LISTEN THIS WORLD IS A SPIRITUAL WORLD, A FOOL CAN NEVER BE A STAR OR GREAT MAN  BECAUSE THEIR BLIND ONLY SIT AND CRITICISE WHILE STARS AND GREAT PEOPLE MOVE HIGHER . JUST PRAY GOD TO GIVE YOU WISDOM TO UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THIS WORLD ,  WITHOUT WISDOM YOU CAN NEVER BE A RICH MAN OR LEAVE A SUCCEFUL LIFE AS A MAN , I DONT BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE STILL LIVING IN A DARK AGE . T.B JOSHUA IS A GREAT MAN ,HE WORK FOR IT , HE DONT LOOK FOR ANYBODY ,BUT PEOPLE LOOK FOR HIM . AGAIN STOP DISCOURAGE PEOPLE FROM THEIR FAIT AND BELIEVES THAT WORK FOR THEM JUST BECAUSE YOU WANNA PRATICE WHITE MAN LIFE STYLE FORGETING THAT THEIR STRONGER IN SPIRITUAL WORLD MORE THAN AFRICANS ,ROSICRUCIAN ORDERS ENTER NIGERIAN AND ALL PART OF THE WORLD DAY AND NIGHT TO DISCOVER. ASSUMING T.B JOSHUA IS A WHITE MAN EVERYBODY WILL BELIEVE AND WORSHIP HIM , WHY NIGERIANS ARE TOO GOOD IN CRITICISE FELLOW NIGERIANS FORGETING THAT SPYS ARE AROUND WATCH YOU GUYS. ESPECIALL NP HERE , A BIG BORN FOOL WE CLAIM A WISE MAN JUST TO CREAT AWARENESS, WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE T.B JOSHUA YOU BLIND MAN :::::: LOOK FOR A BLACK GOAT IN THE AFTERNOON,BECAUSE OF NIGHT FALLING:::::




GUY, GROW UP! THIS THE 21ST CENTURY! THE WORLD HAS MOVED ON. PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO BLIEVE IN THEIR FELLOW MEN, AND NOT GOD HIMSELF WILL HAVE THEMSELVES TO BLAME ON THE LAST DAY. MEANWHILE STOP MAKING THREATS!!! YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO I AM. I CAN TRACE YOUR IP ADDRESS, AND TAKE YOU WHERE YOU WILL SING LIKE A BIRD AND DENY ALL THESE RUBBISH YOU HAVE TYPED HERE. CRITICALLY EXAMINE MY OPINION AND MAKE SENSE OF IT. STOP BEING A SENTIMENTAL IDIOT. FAKE PROPHETS ARE NOT FOUND AMONGST BLACKMEN ONLY. YOU HAVE HOMOsegxwal WHITE PRIESTS WHO HAVE segxwalLY MOLESTED ALTER BOYS. AND THEIR SOCIETY HAVE REPRIMANDED THEM SEVERELY. THEY TRY IT AGAIN, CHURCH OR NO CHURCH, THEY HEAD TO JAIL. BUT OF COURSE, YOU ARE TOO DUMB TO KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING AROUND THE WORLD. ALL YOUR EXISTENCE REVOLVES AROUND YOUR "MAN OF GOD". NOT GOD!
86  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: TB Joshua Predicted The Dana Air Plane Crash-said It Was A Security Breach (Page 11) on: 7-06-2012 06:54 AM
TO MAKE YOU RELIGIOUS CHURCH GOING ZEALOTS FEEL BETTER, I AM NOT TRYING TO INSULT YOUR "MAN OF GOD", THE POINT IS WE WOULD CONTINUE TO HAVE PROBLEMS IN NIGERIA UNTIL WE TAKE PROACTIVE MEASURES TO DEVELOP OURSELVES AND OUR  COMMUNITIES. THE FRSC COMMANDER ECHOES MY THOUGHTS WHEN HE SAID WITCHES AND WIZARDS DO NOT CAUSE ACCIDENTS ON OUR ROADS BUT BAD ROADS, POORLY MAINTAINED VEHICLES AND INDISCIPLINE AND INPATIENCE ON THE PART OF OUR ROAD USERS. IN THE SAME VEIN, AIRCRAFTS ARE LIKELY TO CRASH UNLESS THEY ARE PROPERLY MAINTAINED, YOU HAVE APPROPRIATE EQUIPMENT TO HELP PILOTS NAVIGATE PROPERLY. THE GHANA, A COUNTRY OF 23 MILLION PEOPLE HAVE NOT RECORDED AIRCRASH IN A LONG TIME UNTIL AN AIRCRAFT FROM THE "GIANT OF AFRICA" CRASHED THERE LAST SATURDAY.
SO WHY IS GHANA MANAGING BETTER WITH THEIR COUNTRY THAN WE ARE DOING? WHY ARE THEIR UNIVERSITIES BETTER THAN OURS THAT NIGERIANS SPEND 150 BILLION NAIRA YEARLY TO SCHOOL IN GHANA?
MAY BE THEY HAVE BETTER "MEN OF GOD".
87  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 'Dead' Boy Sits Up, Asks for Water at his Own Funeral, Dies Again on: 7-06-2012 06:35 AM
THERE IS SOMETHING I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WITH US NIGERIANS. WHY DO WE ALWAYS FOCUS ON INCREDIBLE STUFF INSTEAD OF CREATIVE IDEAS. NAIJAPALS IS HIGHLY SUSCRIBED BY NIGERIANS BOTH AT HOME AND ABROAD, AND POSSIBLY MANY NON NIGERIANS AND NON AFRICANS TOO.
WHY CAN'T SOMEONE GENERATE AN IDEA WE CAN ALL DISCUSS THAT MAY LEAD TO SOMETHING CREATIVE IN OUR LIVES? ALL THESE INCREDIBLE SUPERSTITIUOS STORIES 'DON'T ADD ANY VALUE TO OUR LIVES.
88  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: TB Joshua Predicted The Dana Air Plane Crash-said It Was A Security Breach (Page 6) on: 6-06-2012 11:26 PM
God is not mocked. as long as we Nigerians continue to deceive ourselves, nothing will work in this country. as long as the roads are bad, accidents will happen. as long as there is unemployment, there would be armed robbers. as long as there is indiscipline and corruption, our society can't move forward. God gave us arable land for agriculture, he gave us numerous natural resources to sell for foreign exchange, he gave us brilliant young men and women, he gave us water, fresh water rivers with fish in them, animals in the bush for meat. yet we are still wretched as a nation. may God accept the souls of the departed, and give their families the fortitude to bear the painful loss. Amen. i see no reason why aircrafts as old as myself would still be flying in a wealthy nation like Nigeria when the average age of Emirates aircrafts is less than ten years. they also have oil but not the fresh water nor arable lands that we have. God bless you all, Amen.
89  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: TB Joshua Predicted The Dana Air Plane Crash-said It Was A Security Breach on: 6-06-2012 11:16 PM
Quote from: Chijoy4peace on  6-06-2012 02:43 PM
ebbi or what do u call urself, i pity u the way u`re talking to MAN OF GOD. When God will decend on u, u will begin to accuse wrong pple in ur family. i advice u to watch ur mouth, watch how u talk to MEN OF GOD. PASTOR T B J, is a sent MAN OF GOD, GOD SENT HIM TO DELIVER MSG 4 PPLE LIKE YOU THAT DON`T BLIVE GOD. WATCH WHAT YOU SAY TO MEN OF GOD!!! DO NOT SAY I DO NOT WARNED YOU. DON`T USE UR HAND TO DESTROY URSELF!!

don't make me laugh woman. you are the type that worship these fake pastors instead of God in heaven. my question is how can you tell which of these fake preachers are men of God? because they say so? and you believe them? what message is greater than the message God sent Jesus Christ to deliver, and who is the greatest messenger of God than Jesus Christ? my dear woman, stop chasing shadows and embrace Jesus, not your fake "men of god".
90  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: TB Joshua Predicted The Dana Air Plane Crash-said It Was A Security Breach on: 6-06-2012 11:16 PM
Quote from: IqquodNineJar on  6-06-2012 03:18 PM
Well said bros.
How're we sure he's not even the one that ensures fulfillment of his doom prophecies.

that thought creeps into my mind now and then.
91  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: TB Joshua Predicted The Dana Air Plane Crash-said It Was A Security Breach on: 6-06-2012 01:09 PM
Quote from: smile4bum on  6-06-2012 12:59 PM
this is why these 419 fake prophets are smiling to the bank. because of morons like you retards. they put fear in you and tell you to have sex with them to exorcise evils, and they make you part with your hard earned money. what makes him a man of god? (certainly not the true God in heaven). because he tells you so? ok, what are men of God supposed to be doing, i mean real men of God? prophesying evil or preaching the gospel? frankly looking at the decrepit state of affairs in Nigeria, do you need a prophet to prophesy that there would human casualties from our collective irresponsibility? let's give God a break, and use our heads and our arms and our legs. go to Dubai, China, Malaysia, Singapore. these are countries with few or no Christians at al but they are prospering because they are honest to themselves, disciplined, coperate with one another and dedicated to building their society instead of living in fear and awe of their fellow humans. we need a critical reappraisal of the way we think and act. CHANGE is constant. we need to depart from superstition and unfounded fear.
remember God's first commandment, THOU SHALT HAVE NO OTHER GOD OTHER THAN ME, I ONLY SHALL YOU FEAR!
listen less to your 419 rapist fornicating fake "men of god" and read the bible more. then clean up your act and your life and be sincere to yourselves and your community!
stop holding TB joshua in awe. he is a man like you, and not a man of God simply because he says so. and stop asting your money on churches, use it to help widows, homeless children, orphans, the hungry, destitutes, homeless, even your less fortunate relatives. stop dashing TREM, RCCG, TB Joshua, Oyakilome, Okotie, Oyedepo and their fellow frauds your hard earned money.
practice what the bible teaches, otherwise He would destroy you and your false prophets and raise children unto Abraham from stones.
A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE!!


and u think u are wise? Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

my dear, let them who have ears listen. i have said my own. if you have an alternative opinion, express it. but be factual, not sentimental. unnecessary sentiments are not helping us in Nigeria. i attend a church as a Christian but i worship only Him in Heaven who can destroy both body, soul and spirit. i respect the preacher as is due to him but he is not God. and i do not see as God. on the judgement day, O Y O for everyone!
92  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: TB Joshua Predicted The Dana Air Plane Crash-said It Was A Security Breach on: 6-06-2012 12:48 PM
Quote from: DeLord-Sheriff on  6-06-2012 12:47 PM
TB Joshua again....nigerians really need 2 wake up nd smell d ashes...des so called men of God re liars..-..-

my bros abeg help me beg them o.
93  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: TB Joshua Predicted The Dana Air Plane Crash-said It Was A Security Breach on: 6-06-2012 12:47 PM
Quote from: Motta on  4-06-2012 11:02 AM
ebbi   dnt   use   ur   hand   2   kill   urself   dis   is   a   man/of   God   dat   u   are  talking   2   in   dat   manner  may   God   have   mercy   on   all   of   u   IJN.

dude, i pray God delivers you before it's too late. why do rever this man who is like you when there is Jesus Christ? is TB joshua your god now?
94  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: TB Joshua Predicted The Dana Air Plane Crash-said It Was A Security Breach on: 6-06-2012 12:39 PM
Quote from: vicklove on  6-06-2012 07:57 AM
YOU ARE RIGHT MY BROTHER.

this is why these 419 fake prophets are smiling to the bank. because of morons like you retards. they put fear in you and tell you to have sex with them to exorcise evils, and they make you part with your hard earned money. what makes him a man of god? (certainly not the true God in heaven). because he tells you so? ok, what are men of God supposed to be doing, i mean real men of God? prophesying evil or preaching the gospel? frankly looking at the decrepit state of affairs in Nigeria, do you need a prophet to prophesy that there would human casualties from our collective irresponsibility? let's give God a break, and use our heads and our arms and our legs. go to Dubai, China, Malaysia, Singapore. these are countries with few or no Christians at al but they are prospering because they are honest to themselves, disciplined, coperate with one another and dedicated to building their society instead of living in fear and awe of their fellow humans. we need a critical reappraisal of the way we think and act. CHANGE is constant. we need to depart from superstition and unfounded fear.
remember God's first commandment, THOU SHALT HAVE NO OTHER GOD OTHER THAN ME, I ONLY SHALL YOU FEAR!
listen less to your 419 rapist fornicating fake "men of god" and read the bible more. then clean up your act and your life and be sincere to yourselves and your community!
stop holding TB joshua in awe. he is a man like you, and not a man of God simply because he says so. and stop asting your money on churches, use it to help widows, homeless children, orphans, the hungry, destitutes, homeless, even your less fortunate relatives. stop dashing TREM, RCCG, TB Joshua, Oyakilome, Okotie, Oyedepo and their fellow frauds your hard earned money.
practice what the bible teaches, otherwise He would destroy you and your false prophets and raise children unto Abraham from stones.
A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE!!!
95  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Please Read! True Life Story From Abuja(can it be true?) on: 5-06-2012 02:28 AM
no matter what, i'd trust Caucasian doctors in the developed world, Nigerian doctors working in the western countries then Nigerian doctors back home in Nigeria. i'd never let any silly towel headed monster called doctor from India lay their filthy hands on me. Nigerian doctors practising locally in Nigeria are far better than these retards. google Dr Patel in Australia/Dr Death. but whom do you blame apart Nigerians themselves. they have no respect no value for their own. i know a handful of brilliant doctors in Port Harcourt who would remove those fibroids for a fraction of the amount you paid. we are afflicted with an overwhelming desire for any thrash from overseas. see how Nigerians flood those South African supermarkets to buy GENETICALLY MODIFIED foodstuffs just to pose. if you guys do not know, know this now. white people are protesting vehemently against these types of foods you people are comsuming with relish. what business have we importing food when farmlands abound? WE NIGERIANS HATE OURSELVES TOO MUCH WITH A PASSION. WE FIND IT DIFFICULT TO RESPECT AND PATRONISE OURSELVES. INSTEAD, WE HACK OURSELVES TO DEATH. all the THRASH from India and China are now colonising us. we call them 'WHITE MAN'. even yellow toothed disgustingly smelly Chinese are asking Nigerian soldiers to torture Nigerians in Nigeria. our mopol run errands for Chinese, hold umbrellas over their heads. next, we would import doctors rom Togo and Benin republic.
96  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: TB Joshua Predicted The Dana Air Plane Crash-said It Was A Security Breach on: 4-06-2012 07:00 PM
Quote from: dreu2fine on  4-06-2012 04:24 PM
U guys r tryin God All d guys here, wo r goin against d man of God tb joshua r all baby or no christian,if de r.some great men of God predict n course d land n pass n it to pass.so many worst tins hapen in d past still hapenin,y not blame God.this a public plc n need to no hw u rite or post on webs.can u tell im face 2face.pls less b wise

what makes him a man of God? because he says so? what does the Bible say about FALSE prophets. you Nigerians are amazing. no wonder these 'men of god' live large off you morons. i hear they phyuk your wives too.
97  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: TB Joshua Predicted The Dana Air Plane Crash-said It Was A Security Breach on: 4-06-2012 04:13 AM
absolute BULLSH*T!!! we don't need a prophet to tell us that sooner or later, a plane crash will happen in Nigeria. so pastor tuberculosis joshua can go phyuk himself with his evil occultic practice and evil predictions. he is always predicting evil and bad things. is he not supposed to be preaching Christ and salvation? even Jesus Christ died, so sooner or later we'd all bade this life goodbye. as sure as the sun rises from the east, there will always be disaster in Nigeria, man made. why? because we are not proactive. we take everything for granted. roads are terrible, our government is selling our country to Chinese and Indians, who in turn are bringing their relatives to take jobs meant for our men and women. so any surprise the rise in prostitution and armed robbery? do you need occultic persons to predict that an armed robbery will happen next week or next month along our highways because it will happen. vehicles will crash, tankers will explode. Nigerians are too religiously stupid and God is tired of Nigerians using his name in vain when he has given Nigerians all they need to better themselves. the first aircrash in Ghana happened last saturday, and guess which airline, a Nigerian airline! soon, Ghanaians will ask us to leave their country before we ruin with our stupidity.
98  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Dana Airplane With 153 Passengers Crashes In Lagos on: 3-06-2012 11:51 PM
two unfortunate crashes involving Nigeria in one weekend with catastrophic consequences. but compare the crash scenes, while the one in Ghana was properly secured, with ambulances around showing calm and civility, the one in Nigeria was chaos. hampering proper rescue efforts. 1000s of people surrounding the wreckage taking pictures with their smartphones and obstructing NEMA, fire fighters and Red Cross officials. assuming someone in the wreckage was still alive, that person won't get the needed help because the lunatics that are Lagosians. it's amazing that people can't reason properly and act accordingly. i am sure they do not realise that there was jet fuel around the crash site, and there could potentially be an explosion. nigerians are fond of this. any incident/accident, people will abandon their business and flood the site, not to help to feed their eyes and possibly take advantage. I AM SURE SOME OF THE PEOPLE AT THE CRASH SITE ARE STEALING THE BELONGINGS OF THE VICTIMS. WHAT A CRAZY STUPID COUNTRY!!!
NO WONDER GOD IS ANGRY WITH US, AND ALL WE KNOW THESE DAYS ARE EVIL ---- BOKO HARAM, ARMED ROBBERS, RAPE, MURDER, KILLINGS.
EVEN THE POLICE SEEM AT LOSS ON WHAT TO DO!
99  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Nigeria Cargo plan crashed-land in Ghana killing 10 (Page 2) on: 3-06-2012 11:46 PM
two unfortunate crashes involving Nigeria in one weekend with catastrophic consequences. but compare the crash scenes, while the one in Ghana was properly secured, with ambulances around showing calm and civility, the one in Nigeria was chaos. hampering proper rescue efforts. 1000s of people surrounding the wreckage taking pictures with their smartphones and obstructing NEMA, fire fighters and Red Cross officials. assuming someone in the wreckage was still alive, that person won't get the needed help because the lunatics that are Lagosians. it's amazing that people can't reason properly and act accordingly. i am sure they do not realise that there was jet fuel around the crash site, and there could potentially be an explosion. Nigerians are fond of this. any incident/accident, people will abandon their business and flood the site, not to help but to feed their eyes and possibly take advantage. I AM SURE SOME OF THE PEOPLE AT THE CRASH SITE ARE STEALING THE BELONGINGS OF THE VICTIMS. WHAT A CRAZY STUPID COUNTRY!!!
NO WONDER GOD IS ANGRY WITH US, AND ALL WE KNOW THESE DAYS ARE EVIL ---- BOKO HARAM, ARMED ROBBERS, RAPE, MURDER, KILLINGS.
EVEN THE POLICE SEEM AT LOSS ON WHAT TO DO!
100  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Nigeria Cargo plan crashed-land in Ghana killing 10 on: 3-06-2012 11:44 PM
two unfortunate crashes involving Nigeria in one weekend with catastrophic consequences. but compare the crash scenes, while the one in Ghana was properly secured, with ambulances around showing calm and civility, the one in Nigeria was chaos. hampering proper rescue efforts. 1000s of people surrounding the wreckage taking pictures with their smartphones and obstructing NEMA, fire fighters and Red Cross officials. assuming someone in the wreckage was still alive, that person won't get the needed help because the lunatics that are Lagosians. it's amazing that people can't reason properly and act accordingly. i am sure they do not realise that there was jet fuel around the crash site, and there could potentially be an explosion. nigerians are fond of this. any incident/accident, people will abandon their business and flood the site, not to help to feed their eyes and possibly take advantage. I AM SURE SOME OF THE PEOPLE AT THE CRASH SITE ARE STEALING THE BELONGINGS OF THE VICTIMS. WHAT A CRAZY STUPID COUNTRY!!!
NO WONDER GOD IS ANGRY WITH US, AND ALL WE KNOW THESE DAYS ARE EVIL ---- BOKO HARAM, ARMED ROBBERS, RAPE, MURDER, KILLINGS.
EVEN THE POLICE SEEM AT LOSS ON WHAT TO DO!

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