If 2face advertise contraceptives, no buy, na fake.
If Monalisa sells bleaching cream, buy, na Original.
If Chelsea see an open net chance, don't panic, dat'z Torres.
If armed robbers visit Emirate Stadium, dey won't go 2 d trophy room - no recent trophies.
If Jonathan make a threat, check it, na subsidy.
If Boko Haram threatens, take cover cos, life no get duplicate.

U shall all reap what u sow & one after d other n ABACHA is down waiting 4 u pll.

2face is just d solution 2 dat probs. Take note!!!

I weep 4  nija

I felt sry 4 her condition  & praise God 4 d life cos, God knws  Y.