A boy once ask his father: Dad why is it dat wen birds die,their two legs points up to Heaven? The father responded thus: Son it is so dat God can reach down  n pick dem by the legs into heaven.he noded n wen abt his activities. After a few days,the boy cornered his father who was just cumin back frm work n said: Dad we almost lost mum today oh.the dad, surprise! And said how? The boy said: well, dad. I came back frm school to hear mum screamin upstairs. I rush to her room to find her two legs up in the skye  n she was screamin God am cuming,if not for the Gardener pressing her down, we should ve lost mum.