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41  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Native Doctor Fathered Nine kids With Daughter, Begs Judge for Forgiveness on: 17-07-2012 04:43PM
haha, the thing sweet?Huh?
42  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: LMAO! What You'll Find In A Girl’s Inbox & What You'll Find In A Boy’s Inbox on: 17-07-2012 04:41PM
Quote from: sophiebaby on 17-07-2012 08:18AM
passing
make you run o, make den no message you
43  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: LMAO! What You'll Find In A Girl’s Inbox & What You'll Find In A Boy’s Inbox on: 17-07-2012 04:39PM
Quote
8..I have not seen my period for 3 weeks (Neighbour’s daughter

 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
44  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 16-Year-Old Girl Murdered With An Afro Comb In London Over Boyfriend Issues on: 17-07-2012 04:36PM
sey make we no dey use afro comb again ?
45  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: BREAKING NEWS!Nigeria Muslim school in Jos targeted by rocket on: 17-07-2012 04:35PM
may God help Huh? Huh? Huh?
46  Forum / Religion / You Are Priceless on: 17-07-2012 04:30PM
A well-known speaker kicked-off his seminar holding up a N1000 note. In the room of 200. He asked,"Who would like this N1000 note?" Hands started going up. He said,"I am going to give this N1000 to one of you, but first, let me do this.



 "He proceeded to crumple up the N1000 note. He then asked again, "Who still wants it? Still the hands were up in the air. "Well,"
he replied,"What if I do this?" He dropped it on the ground & started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up and asked one more time (now crumpled & dirty), "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air.

"My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth N1000.

Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled & grounded into the dirt by the decisions we make & the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value. Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless to those who DO LOVE you.

The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know, but by WHO WE ARE. You are special- Don't EVER forget it."I am passing this onto you because I know that it would touch your life, speak to a hurting heart, or the hope that it may bring. Count your blessings, not your problems. I just had to do this. Pleasant day to you!
47  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: EXPOSED!! Pastor Okotie Had A Secret Love Child With Another Woman While Married on: 5-07-2012 10:59PM
Quote from: oopspecies on  4-07-2012 12:20PM
This is a man of God we r talkin bout here. He might hav made mistakes, cos he let his flesh overcome his spirit. Leave dis man of God alone, stop makin tins worse. Wat ll u gain from completely tarnishing his image? i wont b surprised if the poster is a christian. Wat does ur bible tell u bout God's annointed ones? Be careful. Mind ur business!
Thanks I love ur words - touch not my anointed and do my prophet no arm
Pray For Him Instead.... Please
48  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / mumu son and daughter!! on: 30-06-2012 12:46PM
A Man has two Children, a Boy (Edward) and a Girl (Dorcas), Both went to school and when the school dismissed, Dorcas Came BackHome With Bags Full Of Mangoes. Her Mother Shouted.



Have I Not Warned You Not To Climbed Mango Tree Because Boys Will See Your Pant, Dorcas Replied AmNot A Fool Mom, I Took Off My Pant Before Climbing The Tree….

 "AND" Edward came back from school and later he started Doing His Mathematics Homework And While He’s Working Out His Sums, He Says To Himself,
“ Two Plus Five, That Son OfA Bitch Is Seven .

Three Plus Six, That Son Of A Bitch Is Nine …”

Nine Plus One, That Son Of ABitch Is Ten

Ten Plus Ten, That Son Of A Bitch Is Twenty’’

His Father Heard What He ’s Saying And Shouted, “ What Are You Doing Edward?”!!!!
“ I’m Doing My Maths Homework .” Edward replies
“ And Is This How Your Teacher Taught You To Do It?” The Father Asked .

“ Yes ,” He Answered.

Infuriated , The Next Day The Father went to their school and Asks The Teacher , “ What Are You Teaching My Son In Mathematics ?”
“ He’ s Learning Addition.” The Teacher Replies .
“ And Are You Teaching Him To Say Two Plus Two, That Son Of A Bitch Is Four and soon?” Ask The Father ?
After The Teacher laffd and Stops Laughing, She Answers, “ No . No . What I Taught Him Was, Two Plus Two, THAT SUM OF WHICH , Is Four, Four plus Four , >>> THAT SUM OF WHICH, is Eight.
Edward’s Father Began to Laff and Left. BETWEEN DORCAS AND EDWARD WHO MUMU PASS
49  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: 45 Things A Girl Wants, But Won’t Ask For on: 29-06-2012 03:25AM
Quote from: chisparlis on 29-06-2012 02:26AM
but poster all this thing fit lead to sex when you never marry her, and number 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. i no fit because most my friends go dey eye her and dem go like fcuk her if she hot..

then you don't have friends, hangout with her friends
50  Forum / Religion / ATM - Is It An Instrument For Antichrist? on: 28-06-2012 10:35PM
Now u & I pay DSTV, PHCN and Taxes directly from our ATM card. This ATM card is beginning to get so critical to my survival. Now they are merging all cards into 1 super card that is multipurpose and will serve as an ID card. They are generating Social security number for all men worldwide. Your fingerprints and pictures are in the systems(SIM registration, Intn'l Passport, Embassy), you can be tracked easily now!



If the Antichrist hold my cash and force me to insert the silicon part of my ATM card in my skin, I will say "No!" cos I know its the mark of the beast! 666. Then the bible is true when it says, "Those that did not receive the mark of the beast were unable to buy or sell and life was pretty hard for them". With the cashless society everywhere, the Antichrist is getting ready for his infamous reign of terror in the world... Hmnn...



 If we are this close to the apocalypse then how close are we to the 2nd coming of our Lord Jesus. Friends, be prepared! Don't say this is religion. Get some education on this and save your own soul. The vigour and ease with which these ATM, cashless, Tax, things happen show they are being controlled by much higher powers under the guise of technology. The bible will always end by saying "He who has ears,let him hear what the Spirit says".

 The Stage is Set, Prepare yourself, win a Soul today by copying this piece and paste on your wall. God bless.
51  Forum / Sports / Re: Arsenal Set To Face Nigerian National Team For Their Pre-season Friendly Match on: 28-06-2012 12:41AM
BET ON: $200 ON ARSENAL!!!
52  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Why Pastor Chris Okotie’s Second Marriage Crashed! on: 27-06-2012 01:59PM
Malachi 2:16>>>    
New International Version (©1984)
"I hate divorce," says the LORD God of Israel, "and I hate a man's covering himself with violence as well as with his garment," says the LORD Almighty. So guard yourself in your spirit, and do not break faith.

God make you help us to know the right ones ooooo!!!!
53  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Why Pastor Chris Okotie’s Second Marriage Crashed! on: 27-06-2012 01:56PM
I think the story sef is "more spiritual".
54  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: i love dis gal on: 23-06-2012 07:27PM
 Grin Grin Grin
55  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Tough Woman Beats Neighbour to Death For Switching On Generator on: 23-06-2012 06:26PM
Iron Lady as she is popularly known by neighbours, Ngozi Okoye, who hails from Nsuka in Enugu State, has built a fearsome reputation for herself as she is always engaging in one fight or the other around her neighbourhood in Federal Housing Lugbe, Abuja.



The single mother of one finally landed herself in police net recently when she killed a co-tenant, identified as Kemi.

It was said that whoever got into a fight with her usually come out with sad tales of sorrow, tears and blood. But, unlike many of her victims, Kemi could not survive to tell her bitter story in the hands of Ngozi, the Iron lady. In fact, most of the neighbours never got to know her real name. They refer to her as iron lady and she acknowledged the name with pride.

But if Kemi (now late) had a premonition of what was to befall her on that fateful Monday; she probably would have done everything possible to avert it. But she didn’t, and it cost her-her life. What started like a usually quarrel between neighbours, soon escalated into a bloody end which left the quiet community in shock.

Eye witnesses told LEADERSHIP that trouble started when Kemi put on her generator set and went out leaving her 7-year old son at home, but Ngozi, who lived next door to Kemi’s one room apartment, complained that the fume from the generator was disturbing her in her room. But rather than wait for Kemi to return, Ngozi who was said to be highly temperamental decided to put off the generator herself.

An eye witness who gave her name as Blessing Samuel said: “She (Kemi) went to buy something for her child. And Iron lady said the smoke from Kemi’s generator set was entering her room so she decided put off the generator. But when Kemi came back and saw that her generator was off, she asked Ngozi who put off her generator set and Ngozi confirmed she was the one that turned off the generator, and they started quarrelling.

“Ngozi carried the generator and smashed on the ground and that was how the fight started... As they were fighting iron lady kept saying I go kill this woman o,” the eye witness explained, adding that neighbours who already knew Iron Lady were afraid to wade into the fight as they watched helplessly.

And iron lady made good
her threat. Immediately she ran into her room, brought out a knife and stabbed Kemi. Before neighbours could react, Kemi slumped and died. It was at that instance the neighbours decided to call in the police, but before the police arrived the scene, Iron Lady fled to her room and wanted to escape through the window and when she couldn’t, she tried to commit suicide.

Iron Lady hurriedly swallowed a combination of relaxer and rat poison (otapiapia) but before these could have any effect on her, the police got to the scene and rushed her to the hospital where she was detoxicated and revived. According to the Lugbe Police Station, the case has been transferred to FCT Police Command for further investigation and prosecution.
56  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / 32 Years Old Mom Who Made Sex Tape With Son, 16, Is Jailed For Four Years on: 23-06-2012 03:54PM
32 year old woman, Mistie Rebecca Atkinson who made sex tape with son, 16, is jailed for four years, but says it was just a case of 'genetic attraction' after they were reunited after 15 years apart.



It came after she was found in a Ukiah, California motel room with the 16-year-old boy, who had recorded his mother giving him oral sex on his phone....Continue to see the some of the pictures she shared with her son.







57  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Untrained Leaders Vs Trained Leader - Compare And Contrast! on: 23-06-2012 01:20PM
Quote from: BORN4NAIJA on 23-06-2012 07:39AM
OBAMA IS CALLED TO SERVE WHY NIGERIA LEADERS ARE CALLED TO RULE AND LOOT

but every leader is called to serve---i think?
58  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: EXPOSED: Chris Oyakhilome's Pastors Fist Fight Over Tithes and Offerings on: 23-06-2012 12:07AM
SMHID!
59  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Chicken dies after being gang-raped by three men on: 23-06-2012 12:05AM
SMHID!
60  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: MayD's Model Girlfriend Gets Large Tattoos Of His Name On Her Back and Arm on: 23-06-2012 12:02AM
SMHID!
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