Missispanky this is the reason why yaba left never dischard u

That must be me cos if I no smoke i go enter hia 

u dey mad ni?

me: jossy if you can run round this
street naked i will give
you 2million.
jossy :that is very easy nah.
(jossy pulls off his clothes and started
runing in the street naked. As
he was
runing his father saw him)
Dad: jossy what is wrong
with you? jossy. : daddy two million is
involved.
Dad: my enemies are at work
oh .jossy :daddy two million is
involved. Dad: i did not hear you, what did you
say?
jossy : daddy two million is
involved.
(jossy continued the
race but he began to hear foot step
behind him so he turned and
saw his father runing also
naked)
jossy: daddy what are you
doing? Dad: jossy my son, two
million plus
two million is it not four
million? So four million is
involve....

Zeigbo is a father of five children had he won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
"Who is the most obedient?" he asked..... "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"..who answers immediately she calls and who begs her when in need of something..
Five small voices answered in unison. "Okay, dad, you get the toy."

I even see one bush meat wey d shout.. Missispanky my love till i die.. Rubbish ... Na only u d see all this bush meat ... Anyway chere kam bia

hehehehehe laff wanmakemegiveomomartybele.