Mum-Akpos dat fish and meat don boil?

Akpos- yes malee.
...
Mum- Abeg implicate salt & maggi, attach oil, pepper and sentence the crayfish, then involve the leafs, after 10 minutes discharge the
pot 4rm fire..,u hear me so?

Akpos- Yes Malee, shoo dis food go good to download with fufu malee.

Mum- No worry akpos, i don detain som fufu for cooler, wen time reach we go give am amnesty....lolz...

I was in a commercial bus yesterday wen an old man who was also an illiterate decided to send a voucher to his son in unilag. and due to the fact dat he is an illiterate he decided to call his son to give him d pin after scratchin the card (mtn 1500)
old man: ehn ehn, john na me, oya make u write down dis number, na mtn 1500
... (den he started) 1266 3351 4213.
remember he was in a commercial bus and u knw wat we naija ar capable of doing
just after sum mins a fellow passenger shouted from behind saying "oga dis ur recharge card no correct o, dem say d pin no dey exist" then the oda passengers chorused "NO WONDER THE TIN NO EVEN ENTER".....lolz....


FYI: I'm a NEWBIE and hope im gonna catch loads of fun here..

Au revuoir