NOBEMETALKAM, 

• Where ladies don't accept flowers for valentine or birthday gift.

• Where lizards go look ur eyeball,nod head say "notin dey happen guy"
...
• Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note.

•Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and WATER is sold in SATCHETS.

• Where parents claim they always came first position in school.

• Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A 'DRIVER's LICENCE'

• Where the Presidents and other government officials don't know the national anthem.

• Where Gala and Lacasera is d best option wen stuck in hold up.

• Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing millions and Front row seat in church

• Where we fight for everything
- To gain admission to university
- to get a job and worse still
-to enter a bus!

• Where u are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for ur Pin code n charger.

• Where you can easily blame your unsuccessfulnes on family members in the village.

• Where generator is a social amenity.

• Where people dey collect change for beggar hand.

• Where igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr. Dre slippers

• Where the man who had no shoes is the president.

•Where a 60-yr-old grandpa is a National youth leader

•Where citizens are more afraid of Police than Armed robbers.

No Country's craziness is greater than Nigeria's absurdity... Proudly Nigerian.

ALLAHU AKBAR

na this kind children person dey pray to God mak he get..    kip it up kids u hv made ur parent proud

MAKE THEM KILL THE MAN SO THAT HE WILL COME BACK AND TAKE THE COMPANY FOOLS

'Your husband runs away when rent is due’ 


You wey be wife make you pay naaa must he be the one to pay all the time?

Is lawyer Ferguson saying she is lying, does she live wit them at home? Andrew shld take care of his responsiblities not assault his wife. Divorce is nt d solution.
Meanwhile poster u wrote she is an housewife but d husband lawyer said she has a business. Am confuse there.

U can imagine! Satan is taking full hold of d world. Bt am nt suprise, bcos its all signs of end time.

Money finace na e you be.