The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for

speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you

all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got

here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped

laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to

check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for

the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your

ticket not your stub."

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in

diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the

door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put

them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be

out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature

anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so

that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the

opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the

do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they

are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40

years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for

directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell

him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him

jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal...

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