very very very old joke...... i think i heard dis  about 20years bk..... guyz be contemporary

a young girl told her mum
GIRL.. Mum i have somting to tell u
MUM... Wat is it my dear
GIRL..... Each tym i am coming bk from school,some boys usually beg me to help them climb an apple tree to pluck apples for them
MUM... So wat do u say to them my dear
GIRL...nufn mum i just help dem since u said i should help ppl
MuM....ha! my dear dont do dat again,they just want to see ur pant wgen u climb the tree..
GIRL....eeeeeheen i knw wat to do to them...
The next day..
BOYS... Pls help us pluck dis apple na
GIRL...ok but wait am comming..
She hids and removed her pant then she went and climb the tree.....when she got home...
GIRL...mum if u see wat i did to those useless boys ehh,i showd them dat they are nt wise at all
MUM.. Dats my girl.. So tell me wat u did to dem
GIRL... Simple! I just removed my pant and climbed the tree..afterall it si my pant the want to see...
MUM..... Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!  

A GOOD KISS FROM A GOOOD GURL IN A GOOD PLACE @ A GOOD TYM....... I JUST CANT RESIST THAT!!!!!!

XTREMLY UGLY GURLZ TRYN TO FORM SEXY....OR LOKYS TYRN TO FORM BOTY...... i hate them!!!!!

a boy wants to pluck a mango from a tree, he started trowing stones, but after hours of fruitless efforts he decided to climb the tree to see if the mango was really ripe, he got to the top of the tree,touched the mango and said...THIS MANGO IS RIPE NA.... then he climbed down and continued trowing stones @ the mango........lol

sowi babe,, but u must be very very UGLY!! LOL