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Akpos is a houseboy who
drinks his Boss' wine then
adds water. His Boss became
suspicious & decided 2 change
the brand of his wine. As
usual, akpos drank from the
wine & topped it with water &
immediately the wine became
milky in color & he knew he
was in trouble.
When his Boss came back &
saw the changed wine, he
knew he had nailed akpos.
Akpos, knowing he was in
trouble, decided to stay in the
kitchen.
The boss, having told his wife
what he observed, now swung
into action.
"Akpos!", he called out from
the sitting room. He
answered: "Yes oga"
"Who drank my wine? Akpos
didn't answer.
Boss asked again, still no
answer.
Then His Boss went 2 the
kitchen 2 meet him there:
"Are you insane or what?why
when I called, u said "Yes
Oga" but when I asked you a
question, you don't answer me?
"Akpos replied, "hmm oga,
when you Dey inside kitchen, you
No ğõ understand anything at all except your name". "Is that
so?" asked his boss. "Okay, go
to the bar stand beside
Madam, while I go into the
kitchen, then, you ask me a
question".
Akpos accepted.
When his boss was in the
kitchen, he shouted: "oga?"
"Yes, akpos" Boss answered.
Akpos then asked,"Who Dey ğõ
for
Aunty Yetunde's
bedroom when Madam no Dey
house?" No answer. Akpos
shoutd again: "oga, I say who
dey sneak inside Aunty
Yetunde
room when madam no dey ?"
No answer.
The Boss ran back from the
kitchen shouting "Wonders
shall never end ooooo! Akpos,
It's true ooooo! when one is in
the kitchen, he doesn't hear
anything except one's name.
"The wife, now very angry,
interrupted, "That's not true.
It's a lie!"
Akpos asked if she would
enter the magic
kitchen & be tested, & she
agreed.
Akpos asked: " madam, who be
junior papa? Me
or My oga?" Madam too
rushed out of the kitchen.
"This kitchen needs to be
fumigated ooooo! I can't
understand anything. Akpos you
are right! Нahahahaha....
